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Bill, kept by Rack the McNab SuperDog (TM) in Wilton Manors, FL. Left, Green even with a 2002 Jeep, Debian Linux User, Elite Inline Skater (24,688 mi) and Intermediate Cyclist. ON YER LEFT! The Blog: www.Ramblingmoose.com 🚫MAGA 🚫OF/Porn

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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 19h
Any ad I see, I block. I put them in the same mindset as spammers. If I can't block the ad, like the few that escape onto the phone, I mentally block them. So used not to seeing an ad that it is like someone screaming in your ear. www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/10/why-...
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Why was the fish let go from his job? The company was scaling back.
Ahh spammers.  I have to laugh at them.  May as well, they won't stop.  They probably are nothing more than a phone on a wall in a third wor...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 19h
Where ever this lady liberty is, I definitely do approve! Abolish Ice, Prosecute Murder.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you for the include Carl! :)
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Abell46s Reface
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Our friend Carl @carlchri.bsky.social has a great starter pack for you to consider. It's Blues Themed, so get your groove on!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I will admit it. While I was getting my cardio, I used to chuckle at the people in their electric golf carts thinking they were getting a workout. Now with my support team gone, I'm walking six miles a day and craving cardio. www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/10/i-or...
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll keep you posted.
I haven't been to the Park in too many days now.  I'm climbing the walls because walking six miles a day is kind of boring and not intense e...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Use a cactus. Just because you can. PRICKly pear perhaps.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I tell people all the time that I am the 16th puzzle piece.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damn ninjas are back in the kitchen chopping onions. You need sound for the Joy of this beautiful reunion.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you! It was right off the top of my empty head!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's time to get up and go for a long walk with Rack and I. When I do that first walk of the day, the city is empty and quiet. Well before sunrise, I have to say I do like that time of day. www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/10/up-a...
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Up At Four Means Your View Doesn't Change, Dog Walks In An Empty City
I have the city to myself.  That isn't exactly a bad thing.   There are always lurkers and leftovers hovering in the shadows no matter where...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Two Handed Wanker Dance. How you know the meds are wearing off and he needs his binkie.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you want some joy in your day, just watch this. Sound is recommended too!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks for the mention, Doc! :)
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Before I retreat to the kitchen to make some bread rolls for the week, I'll leave this little gem for you. I will say that I have actually seen the punch line in action! www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/10/what...
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What do you call a live-in nanny with breast implants? A faux pair.
Hey, I'm allowed and Mom was Italian. A Russian spy, an American spy and an Italian spy All three were captured by a terrorist organization ...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As an elite inline skater... I Approve Of This Message. Lets Not Get Cocky!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heck just put them both on the SCOTUS. Add Michelle Obama to it while you're at it.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you again, It is my pleasure!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our friend @carlchri.bsky.social has another fine group of vetted people here for you to check out this weekend! So join us at having a good day, come rain or shine! Thanks, Carl!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having watched Hispanic Workers build two houses across the street, I'm humbled by their skill.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you are up at 4:30 AM (A.K.A. Stupid O'Clock) most mornings, your sense of humor can get warped. I know mine is warped, always has been. Absurd is best. www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/10/i-no...
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I noticed most musicians wear glasses. It's so they can C#
Ok so how about a little humor wrapped around a country stereotype.  I have a friend in Europe right now, and he's always talking about "The...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Field puppies doing bouncy bouncy! (sound is optional but fun)
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I doubt in this current *ahem* Climate, it will pass, but chip away at this obscenity called Healthcare in the US. Please!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you are roasting Chicken/Beef/Pork, you will need barbecue sauce. This is my homemade go to recipe to make barbecue sauce. So much so that I keep buying Balsamic Vinegar in gallon jugs. Happy Birthday Patty! www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/09/bals...
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Balsamic Barbecue Sauce Recipe. Yes, Homemade!
I was running low on ingredients.  My refrigerator held a vacuum packed slab of Pork Shoulder, Boneless.   Where do they get Boneless Pigs, ...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the $4.25 a gallon in Fort Lauderdale Area is actually a "good price" and I shouldn't have had Sticker Shock? SMDH!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well worth the watch. I still think that nobody should pay any tax on the "Middle Class" income, say first $200K. Anything about $10M should be taxed heavily, and Billionaires? Not until we pay off the national debt.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having a friend in Madrid, one of the best cities in the world for food culture, complain that he can't find anything to eat and the world get going until 9 or 10 pm, tell me that he may as well find a Chinese restaurant. *Groan* Just wait for Barcelona and Paris!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have been posting blather on the blog since 2009. Weekends have been humor, since I stopped putting up daily diatribes and got a life. Hard to write about things every day when you measure workouts in multiples of Marathons. Weekend audiences here you go! www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/09/what...
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What happened after the wheel was invented? A revolution. (That's one way to spin it.)
A truck carrying a shipment of Worcestershire sauce was driving through Loughborough, when it ploughed head-on into a Lamborghini Murcielag...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just made a rather excellent and buttery BBQ Pork Shoulder for lunch. As I was enjoying it, I thought with the utter asshattery going on in DC, how long will it be before the DOGE cuts will make having Pork of any kind a death defying stunt like it was when I was a child?
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok, this, 1000 times. And while we're at it, if you have the ballot mailed to you, walk or drive it to an official polling place and hand it in personally. You can fill it out on the coffee table like I do.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any time Buddy!
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Boy in Cowboy Outfit Dances with 'You're Welcome' Caption
ALT: Boy in Cowboy Outfit Dances with 'You're Welcome' Caption
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Carl @carlchri.bsky.social is having a Pizza Party full of great friends for you to look over! I think you'll enjoy it too. Hey? Have some sausage pizza left over?
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you have a 15 year old dog, Rack, you let him direct the walks. It has been cooler here, and this morning he took me for a 2.6 mile wander around town. Yes, I'll admit it, I had to drag him back to the house. Furry little dingus! www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/09/what...
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What do you call an annoying chemist? A pain in the flask.
It's Saturday, at least I am sitting here writing it on one.  The weather is beautiful today so Summer has broken and we're in our Secret Se...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Good Boy! Watch the house!" It doesn't matter that he's 15 and mostly deaf, I still feel good doing it!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Went to Aldi last night in Fort Lauderdale. I like their chocolate. Was reading the label on the bar and for some reason shifted into Spanish. "Chocolate con leche esta bueno!" came out of my mouth. This little girl started saying "Oooh! Me gustan los chocolates tambien!" Gotta love Florida! :)
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Like we used to say "I bet that will eat good!". It may not be grammatical, but enjoy!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I may be straying into Middle Age. It's said that you get there when you save boxes because it's "Really Neat". Now, I am doing that with Storage Jars. But do be careful or you can clog the dishwasher with labels, or set the kitchen alight with the heat gun. www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/09/heat...
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Heat Gun plus Bone Broth plus Peanut Butter Jar Lid is how to get some Canning Jars
I joke, often, that I am on my way to becoming a 1950s homemaker. When I bake, it is from scratch.  I have churned butter, made buttermilk, ...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Compression Shorts? Cycling Shorts? Yes, I do say they are so you can play outdoors in your underwear, but I am something of an endurance athlete. Do I get a pass? Huh? I confess I just spent a couple hours looking for new workout gear online. Temu on top of it all. I think I'm slipping!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect day for this one, don't you think?
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember folks, things aren't always the way they seem. So listen, and try to laugh a bit. At least once in a while. www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/09/i-re...
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I recently purchased a water bed. The wife's worried we'll drift apart
Since I know someone named Kevin, I can completely see him doing this.  On the other hand, he's like a border collie, and would have the off...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Our Friend Carl has another Starter Pack for you to look into, kindly! Oh, and it's vetted too so click away! :)
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you much for the include, @carlchri.bsky.social
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Tyler Hynes: That's Very Kind
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An Hour before Dawn and what am I doing? Considering that I am going to the park for a workout, looking for a Carbo Load. Would prefer a seafood restaurant, but there aren't any open at 615AM are there? www.ramblingmoose.com/2026/09/have...
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Have you heard the story about the fish who fell in love, lost its slipper, and escaped it's abusive home? It's called Salmonella
It has been a while since I have gone to a proper restaurant.  I get most of my food here from a restaurant supply so what you pay a lot fo...
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Truth be told this goes back to the post World War ONE era. But people's memories are not that good these days, I'm afraid.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You will really be annoyed at how much of an ear worm this one is! ROFL
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FF is a part of Debian, so I will end up with it until I purge it. Since Debian is admittedly slow in adopting new software in Stable, it will linger before I can look deeply into it. I installed Waterfox and it has the newer FF engine under it. So yet another browser on the machine.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
unnecessary basically. Didn't want it cluttering things up, and it felt questionable to me. So I killed that stuff off when I was in there poking around.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
apt update && apt purge firefox && apt install waterfox NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS GARBAGE AI Buh Byeeee
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FFS #Firefox I just spent a half hour turning off telemetry, pocket, and looking for that obnoxous forced restart when you decide to update the browser. Now this? Damnit, do I have to put Brave on here? I mean #linux is all about not having to be forced to do this garbage!
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another "consumer good" recalled? At least this one I make at home. Damn, who would have thought that once you gut the FDA, the food and drugs would end up contaminated.
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Ramblingmoose 🩵 🌊 @ramblingmoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having worked in an Urban School District and later a Large University, I can GUARANTEE that society would benefit by orders of magnitude if this happened.
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