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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Democrats haven't controlled anything in the United States government for the last two years. If you're still blaming them for high prices, you're too stupid to realize you're being played.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A Syrian Canadian chocolate company is called Peace by Chocolate. Pictured here, their milk chocolate with maple cream bar.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
AFTER A PUCK SMASHED HIS FACE IN 1959, CANADIENS GOALIE JACQUES PLANTE RETURNED IN A FIBREGLASS MASK AND HELPED MAKE GOALIE MASKS STANDARD ACROSS THE NHL.
A CANADIAN OUTLOOK
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump's war on Iran drains US
Navy "piggy bank" as payroll funds are redirected and weapons stocks depleted.
| The Guardian
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
People aren't drawn to Trump because he is smart, competent, or "Christian" It's because he tells
uneducated, insecure, angry people that their stupidity, ignorance, and racism are strengths.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THIS IS HOME.
LOOK AFTER IT.
Glorious Canadian Daily
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A SITTING US PRESIDENT
STOLE $900 MILLION
IN ANOTHER COUNTRY'S OIL MONEY AND TRANSFERRED IT
INTO HIS OWN PRIVATE
ACCOUNT IN QATAR AND Y'ALL WORRIED ABOUT IMMIGRANTS!!!
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
While Washington threatens to
DOUBLE auto tariffs, GM is preparing $1.1 BILLION in Canadian investment, including new heavy-duty Sierra production in Oshawa. Canada's auto industry is under pressure, but it is NOT finished. Let's keep building here.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Canada just declared all their toilet water will be renamed the bowl of Trump

OFFICIAL
GOVERNMENT NOTICE
Effective immediately. all toilet water across
Canada will be renamed:
THE BOWL OF TRUMP
BRANDOK BENT
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A CANADIAN OUTLOOK
CANADA IS THE FIRST
NON-EUROPEAN COUNTRY TO JOIN EU'S SAFE DEFENCE PROGRAM, ALLOWING
CANADIAN COMPANIES TO SELL TO EUROPEAN ARMIES
Source: BNN Bloomberg, June 2026
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature
STUDY: 23% of stranded short-finned pilot whales over a 13-year period in the Hawaiian Islands had large masses of ocean trash inside their stomachs. Debris was estimated at 4 to 12 pounds per whale.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
CANADA COMPLETES UAE TRADE TALKS IN JUST 47 DAYS AS TRADE REACHES $3.5
BILLION, OPENING ANOTHER WEALTHY MARKET BEYOND WASHINGTON.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bees, trees and clean water are worth more to human survival than all the gold and oil on earth.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Donald Trump is a r*pist.
He will always be a r*pist.
His supporters will always have passionately supported a r*pist.
They cannot be excused for that.
They cannot be forgiven for that.
They have shown us who they are.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
johnsondiane2967
My husband and I just checked our voter registration, here in Texas. We have been suspended. They said they got returned mail and so they suspended us. I call bullshit and voter suppression. How do we know we didn't get mail they sent us, we DIDN'T GET IT! We just voted in the primary and have voted for decades. Check your voter registration now if you are in Texas.
They have suspended over a million people.

blissnfaith
Thanks for this. Overseas voter and | just checked my status. I was registered for 2026, but now I'm not. Just filled out the application again.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Funny how no name needs to be mentioned.
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Ask Google
how old is the orange turd?

Answer
Donald Trump is 80 years old.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THE PRINCIPAL THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY IS
THE ABNORMAL BEHAVIOR OF MR TRUMP.

IRRATIONAL.
ERRATIC.
LAWLESS.
EXTREME NARCISSISM.
INVENTING
REALITIES THAT DON'T EXIST.

HE WIELDS
UNCONSTRAINED POWER.

RETIRED U.S. ARMY GEN. BARRY MCCAFFREY
RESISTANGE
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cartoon

Elephant standing on back legs wearing a t shirt that says ‘I’m with stupid’, while trump sits on a dunce’s stool wearing a dunce hat that says ‘tariffs’
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
CARNEY WILL ADDRESS THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT ON SEPT. 17 AS CANADA SEEKS DEEPER ECONOMIC AND DEFENCE TIES BEYOND THE UNITED STATES
Source: Canadian Affairs, August 2026
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Neighbour Has a Meth Lab.
Canada Doesn't Need One Too.

Scene from Breaking Bad with Walt sitting in a lawn chair outside the RV that they use to cook meth.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We're going to go through a lot of things if the Democrats win in November, you're going to have the taxes raised. You're going to have crazy things happening like the men in women's sports will never end.
None of this stuff- transgender will never end. Open borders. They'll open the borders immediately. I mean they'll open the borders." Donald Trump warns voters about a Democrat majority
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On a blue hat:

FLUSH THE TURD on
NOVEMBER
THIRD
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cartoon

Naked trump surrounded by MAGA sycophants 

They are telling him:

Your suit
makes you look like a God of War!

Canadians really are the enemy, sir!

Every American adores your Robe of Many Tariffs!

Is that a Four-Term Tie I see?

The Constitution means whatever you think it means, Sir!

If you see a robe, the American people see a robe, sir!

You ARE the law, sir!

I never liked my farm anyway, Mr Emperor!
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
EVERY MEDIA STORY HE DOESN'T LIKE IS "FAKE NEWS." EVERY ELECTION HE LOSES IS
"RIGGED" OR "STOLEN."
EVERY COURT RULING THAT GOES AGAINST HIM IS BECAUSE OF A "CORRUPT, BIASED JUDGE WHO HAD IT OUT FOR HIM." HE'S ALWAYS THE VICTIM.
WHAT A MISERABLE, PATHETIC WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We are currently living under a regime that employs over 30 people who used to work for a TV station that was fined $787 million for lying to its viewers.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump to Fox News tonight: "And frankly, with the inflation, I've largely taken care of inflation."
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THEY ARE BLAMING IMMIGRANTS SO WE DON'T BLAME
BILLIONAIRES
@freeyourmindandthink
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
MeidasTouch
Trump is now posting Al slop of Kharg Island being
"blown to smithereens." If you can't win the war in real life, apparently you can always retreat into Al fantasies.

Donald J. Trump
@reaDonaldTrump
Kharg Island being blown to smithereens!!!
President DJT
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Robert Reich
@rreich.bsky.social
At the 100 lowest-paying major corporations - including Walmart, DoorDash, and Amazon - CEO pay averaged $17.5M in 2025.
Median worker pay was just $36,571, a ratio of 614 to 1.
Those same 100 companies spent
$108.6B on stock buybacks last year.
How can anyone defend this?
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"How sad it must be, believing that scientists, historians, scholars, and journalists, would devote their entire lives to deceiving you. But a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth and honesty."
Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump is on tape admitting he assaults women
MAGA: "No he isn't"

Trump is on tape showing guests
national defense plans
MAGA: "No he isn't""

Trump is on tape trying to overturn the election
MAGA: "No he isn't"

Trump is in the Epstein Files
MAGA: "No he isn't "

It's a cult
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
NEWS: The U.S. is facing its worst measles outbreak in 35 years under
REK Jr. More than 5,000 cases have been confirmed since January 2025, as childhood MMR vaccination rates have fallen below the roughly 95% level needed to prevent outbreaks.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The man who targeted and killed Democratic state
Rep Melissa Hortman was a Trump supporter.

The man who targeted the home of Dem Governor
Josh Shapiro was a Trump supporter.

The men who wanted to hang Mike Pence on Jan 6th
were Trump supporters.

The man who targeted and killed the son of Obama-appointed District Judge Esther Salas was a Trump supporter.

The man who tried to kidnap Nancy Pelosi and assaulted her husband was a Trump supporter.

The men who were convicted trying to kidnap Dem Governor Gretchen Whitmer were Trump supporters.

The man who sent pipe bombs to the homes of Obama and Biden was a Trump supporter.

There is no equivalent or even similar list of Obama or Biden supporters who have carried out similar murders, attempted murders, or violent attacks.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The good news? So far no peeling paint

Satellite imagery shows
Lake Ontario one day after Trump renamed it to Lake America.

The entire lake is algae green.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
WE ARE NOT DROPPING THE EPSTEIN THING
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 30/08/2026
I noticed in the garden today that the fox I planted last year is growing nicely....
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
WE NEED TO SEND A MESSAGE BOTH TO THE FASCISTS-AND TO ANY DEMOCRATS WHO LIKE TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE WITH FASCISTS-THAT WE WANT ACCOUNTABILITY.

WE WANT A RECKONING.

OUR NUMBER ONE
UNIFYING CAUSE IS TO GET THESE FASCISTS OUT OF POWER, HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE, AND BE A GUARDRAIL.

WE NEED TO LET
THE POLITICIANS KNOW.

WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO MERRICK GARLAND
THIS THING.
WE ARE DEAD SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS.

WHAT THE ACTUAL F ARE WE DOING HERE?

JENNIFER WELCH
CO-HOST, "I'VE HAD IT" PODCAST
RESISTANCE
MOVEMENT
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I can’t wait for the reaction to this on Truth Social!🤣🤣🤣
Afghanistan Withdrawal Facts

-Trump not Biden Negotiated directly with the Taliban terrorists and excluded the Afghan army.

-Trump not Biden Drew down US forces from 13,000 to 2,500, making them vulnerable to attack.

-Trump not Biden Ordered the release of 5,000
Taliban fighters from prison, one of whom would become the new leader of Afghanistan.

-Trump not Biden Wanted to invite the Taliban leaders to Camp David on the anniversary of September 11th, Seriously.

-Trump not Biden Agreed to a May Ist exit from Afghanistan, then bragged that he didn't need an exit strategy.

-Trump not Biden Refused to brief Biden's incoming team on the situation in Afghanistan.

-Trump not Biden Shut down every airbase in Afghanistan except one, crippling the US's ability to extract its assets safely.

Pay attention to facts, not bullshit.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
JUST IN: THE MINNESOTA SUPREME COURT HAS REJECTED MIKE LINDELL'S BID TO RECOUNT HIS LOST PRIMARY.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Homeland Security:
Another day and another hoax about ICE detention from the @nytimes. The media is clearly desperate for these false allegations to be true.
NO ONE is being tortured, denied medical care, or beaten in ICE detention facilities.
Make no mistake: this type of GARBAGE being peddled by the media is fueling the more than 1,300% increase in assaults against our officers, who put their lives on the line every day to arrest violent criminal illegal aliens and protect the lives of American citizens.

NYTimes Communications:
Four journalists from The Times rigorously reported this story, including interviewing 10 people sent from the United States to Africa and obtaining corroborating information about their experiences. The Times sought comment from across the administration, including the Department of Homeland Security, about the claims of these deportees. This reporting presents a fair, thorough and above all accurate portrayal of the testimonies of those deported to Liberia and Equatorial Guinea.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As seen on Fox:

Fox reporter CASONE: Consumer confidence fell in August. Americans are worried about gas prices, what they're seeing at the grocery story, healthcare prices.

MAGA REP. TOM EMMER: What do you expect the public to feel when the left-wing media is telling Americans it's not good out there? It is!
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ghost ship
Baker Lake, Nunavut

A ship barely visible in fog in the distance
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Peter Lougheed Provincial Park
K-Country, AB

Close up of a ground squirrel, maybe, I’m not sure the creature, with beautiful mountains in the background.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Salmon Glacier, Stewart, British Columbia.

Just so beautiful.
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Entire World Is Lining Up???
Am I missing something? Where's the line? Or is he referring to the white powdery line in his desk?

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
For many years, the USA has been losing more than 60 Billion Dollars a year with Canada.
Why??? Our long ago stolen businesses are now coming back to America in order to avoid paying tariffs. They are lining up, just like the rest of the World!!! President DJT
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Spiro's Ghost C @AntiToxicPeople
The President of the United States is an extremely mentally ill dangerously disturbed imbecile. He says CANADA is the worst country in the world to deal with.
How transparently unhinged and insane does this lunatic have to get for Republicans to stand up to him at long last?!

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
When I announced that I was running in the 2024 Presidential Election, right at the beginning, Ford was getting ready to close their Big Factory, in Detroit. Then, because I was leading in the Polls, they figured they would leave it open a little longer to see what happened. Now it's running 24/7, and it's one of the most profitable Car Plants in the World! There are many other examples, for both Ford, General Motors, and others. I've revived, and indeed saved, the Automobile Business in our America.
That's because of what I've done with TARIFFS. One of the Worst Abusers is Canada. I don't want Canadian cars, I don't want Canadian parts, I don't want Canadian anything. They've been ripping us off for decades, and it's going to stop. This should have happened long ago with other Presidents, just as stopping Iran should have happened long ago. They want to be treated like a State, but they aren't one. I deal with the Leadership of many Countries, but I find Canada to be the worst. They are entitled no longer! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nothing will make you understand just how fucked
America is than visiting Spain for a few days. Plate of beautiful grilled octopus in Spain? €10. Here? $35. A liter of sangria? €7. Here? $30. And the staff there gets paid a living wage with paid vacations, there is little to no tipping culture, and they have universal healthcare.
Shit is *fucked* here and if people actually visited the rest of the world occasionally they would see it.
Justin Flood
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jesus judgment day
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ralphpoppy.bsky.social @ralphpoppy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
White House:
"President Trump remains in excellent health."
President Trump:
(picture of an incredibly rotten jack o lantern)
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