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@ralphie9181.bsky.social
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Pro Wrestling, D&D. Pretty much all you need to know about me

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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I once said that Pac was probably the most important signing AEW ever made. I stand by that. You could put him anywhere on the card in any kind of match. He got to shake off his WWE run and show he could be a major player in a notional promotion.
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is no way Bryan Alvarez doesn’t know what Wicked is, he has two little girls. Total engagement farming
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The first 20 minutes of every Bryan and Vinny show has turned into Boomers complaining about technology
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Like WTF kind of take is this? Even if you didn’t like the match (god knows why you wouldn’t) the comparison doesn’t even make sense
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you feel the need to try to tear down today’s #AEWALLIN show I’m sorry your life is that miserable, or that the “wrestling” product you feel the need to defend is that shitty. We just witnessed one of the greatest big match stadium shows of all time and you can’t change that. #AEW
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t even know what you say about that match #AEW #AEWALLIN
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When #AEW was formed this is what we were hoping for, an Americanized version of the big Tokyo Dome shows. This main event feels exactly like something you’d see headline on January 4th #AEWALLIN
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The crowd is bussing in anticipation of someone dying #AEW #AEWALLIN
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Matches like this one against Nigel are all the proof you need to know that Mox will never go back to WWE. They would never allow him to have this match or anything like it #AEW #AEWALLIN
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why is the announcer audio all messed up on HBO Max? #AEW #AEWALLIN
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bryan and Vinny need about a 6 month break from wrestling. You’ve never heard two people less enthused about the shows they are reviewing.
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nobody can admit with a straight face that either night of Summerslam was in the same universe as that AEW show from Arena Mexico.
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Best #AEWDYNAMITE of the year #GrandslamMexico
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Alvarez is going to throw such a hissy fit tomorrow because everyone is trolling him about the overrun #AEWDYNAMITE #AEW
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dave making excuses for crappy WWE booking is so old. I don’t care if that’s the way they do things. It sucks and it’s okay to say it.
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why in the hell is everyone so obsessed with The Shield my god
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The reason people talk about AEW incessantly is because things actually happen. WWE doesn’t get half the criticism simply because it’s so paint by the numbers and boring and there just isn’t much to talk about
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@bryanalvarez.bsky.social Will was definately talking about his match with Moxley
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
TK can probably nix this one from the schedule next year #AEW #AEWREDEMPTION
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Is Montreal a no blood territory? #AEW #AEWREDEMPTION
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tonight there will be a podcast where two men will blow a gasket about the Will Osprey and Jon Moxley storyline. It’s important to remember they don’t actually pay attention to the show and that they will never have anyone on to push back on their “hot takes” #AEW #AEWREDEMPTION
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@davidbix.com My memory isn’t so great about this, but were people crying about weak challengers on PPV when Steve Austin’s first title feud was against Dude Love or Tanahashi was defending the IWGP against Yujiro Takahashi? The talking heads act like this has never happened before
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Like here’s what I don’t get. All you hear Alvarez bitch about is that young new people don’t get opportunities. AEW puts Kevin Knight in a PPV world title match and then he is mad about it? #AEW #AEWDYNAMITE
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Do you know what’s not good radio? Bryan Alvarez loudly announcing that he hated AEW Dynamite at the beginning of the show and then listening to him stew the entire show until he can rant about after Dave is done with his usual stuff. #AEW
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Must be 2ish weeks away from an AEW PPV, cue Dave and Bryan on wrestling observer. WE DONT HAVE ANY MATCHES! WE DONT HAVE A DIRECTION FOR ANY OF THE TOP STARS!!!
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Maybe if Vinny appears to be having a bad day, Bryan should find someone to fill in, instead of letting Vinny rip decent shows to shreds. It’s not funny, his criticisms aren’t valid and he’s reaching just to sound annoyed with everything
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I don’t know what the state of professional wrestling will be in like 20 years, but there will be documentaries about this run that #AEW has been on with their PPVS #Forbiddendoor
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Was listening to the Observer this morning and Dave and Bryan just could not wrap their head around the idea of a big multi person cage match main eventing Forbidden Door Either they don’t remember last years main event or they are pretending to not remember so they have something to complain about
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I watched Grande vs Grande. It was good. The crowd was insane so I’m guessing that’s where some people are losing the plot. It was not the greatest AAA match ever and it was not the best Lucha match ever.I guess maybe it is for people who never watch Lucha, but Dave’s brain seems broken on this one
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@bryanalvarez.bsky.social After today’s Observer, I wonder if it might just be time to give Meltzer his own show where he talks to himself about ratings and attendance, love the guy but listening to that exchange was turn the channel audio
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
We’ve entered this ridiculous period of pro wrestling discourse where the complaints are that “there’s too much good wrestling” and “the good shows are too long” literally people fishing for things to hate at this point
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I love listening to Bryan Alvarez defend his shitty takes for 15 minutes on every podcast
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Bryan Alvarez “not getting” the Osprey stuff is performative at this point right? He’s never seen Rocky 3 or any other movie where the hero has to rebuild after being destroyed?
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Imagine Bryan Alvarez screaming about how the Gingerbread Man stuff was amazing last week…..
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My problem is I love Dave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez and all the cast of characters on the F4W shows, but the decline of Dave’s comprehension of the shows he’s watching and his endless rambling paired with Bryan’s fake outrage for internet clicks are mostly insufferable to listen to now
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m starting to think that AEW storylines are too hard for Dave and Bryan to understand. I figured all week the Death Riders were going to train Osprey to be a killer so he can win the world title…..those two spent so much time confused about it the other night it was laughable
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
So here’s the thing that confuses me. Cody and Randy could have had every bit as great a match as Punk and Roman did. The booking and shenanigans wouldn’t allow it. Why would you purposely do that to your night 1 main event?
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’m more convinced now that Dave Meltzer doesn’t pay attention at all to the shows he is watching. Bryan was at Mania and agreed with everyone watching that night 1 was straight garbage and the main event made zero sense, apparently Dave didn’t understand why nobody liked it
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I like Cody Rhodes but part of his issue is that he thinks he’s trying to tell some sort of Meta high brow intellectual story with all his programs, and wrestling is simple “good guy fights bad guy” People turn on him because he thinks he’s more clever than everyone else and he isn’t #WWE
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This match makes perfect sense if Cody was the heel in the program from the jump, but that wasn’t the story they told so this is just an ass backwards match layout that’s killing the crowd #WWE #WRESTLEMANIA #Wrestlemania42
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
lol Pat needs a stretcher? I’ve watched that dude jump from the top to the outside and off the top of cages #WWE #Wrestlemania
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
All WWE is these days is long entrances so the crowd can sing the words to the song that they actually know #WWE #Wrestlemania
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is now the 5th Mania weekend show I’ve watched where the crowd just dies. It’s too much. #JJSBX
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Spring Break does not need to be 4 hours long #JJSBX
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
They are determined for someone to get killed in this match #JJSBX
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
So far all the Collective and Palms shows I’ve seen at Mania weekend have been super underwhelming. Quiet crowds, the same wrestlers doing the same matches over and over again.
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
So people don’t like Darby Allin? I have never once gotten that vibe, I thought he was pretty much universally loved by everyone
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I swear to god if I hear any member of the F4W online podcasts complain that too many people want the AEW world title tomorrow I’m going to go find them and have stern words.
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Big credit to the crowd tonight. They have been with this show from the opening pre show to this main event #AEWDynasty
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Office Troll @ralphie9181.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I am literally begging people who review wrestling shows for a living to actually pay attention to the shows. Meltzer was brutal today
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