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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll never know why GI Joe decided to go this hard for it's 2-part finale about a psyop, but I know 7-year old me was not prepared to see eyeballs melting out in "the cool laser gun show"
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Y'all be all up on Foggy and Mandrake like some BDSM closet cases, or shippin that yote with the bird, and we're all lookin right past the kink relationship so established, complicated and satisfying it has a whole darned meadow established as a time-share for role play...
Still of Looney Tunes' Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog enjoying some debreifing after a what looks like a very good session, walking off together side by side.Ralph and Sam clocking in for their slot at the "Predcuck Sheep Reserve" where sheep with rescue fantasies volunteer, trusting Ralph's experience. Sam seems a bit nervous as Ralph is giving him "the eye" before they begin their playtime. Today will be an exciting one!
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Randomly a guy walks by holding this. A portrait of my soul. I NEEDED a copy, so we go together. Everything after that was miraculous. I've heard Art has power, that MY art has changed lives. Now I have my own proof. Thank you @mongrelist.bsky.social mongrelist.com/cdn/shop/fil...
https://mongrelist.com/
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So it's like that, is it?
My tater tots broke my fork :(
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a library cart. We have one, using it for its bespoke purpose. I was asked to prep the spare room. I am sharing this because you need to know what you are getting into when a romantic partner says, "I really like books."
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The longer this stupid #LawnSkeleton escalation trend goes on, the more the Moai 🗿 on Easter Island make sense...
Giant Skeleton from Costco. $199.99 1.6m × 2.1m. Enough plastic for over 3000 IV bag, now beyond repurpose. If you buy this for your home, you have three neighbors and zero friends.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Never think your time has passed. I just had my AVGN moment <3 @donryu.bsky.social has been a rabid Castlevania fan since childhood. He never knew... It's never too late to hurt someone.
Bosses from Castlevania IV:

Paula Abghoul & Fred Askare

... This is canon and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Found a PERFECT #LollipopChainsaw #Cosplay at #PaxWest2026 That this game didn't blow up the scene is why we don't have nice things. Go play it, darn ya!
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also, as a dutiful greymuzzle, I know some might (also) consider a new coyote fursona. I humbly sumbit, the Coyote Gang from 1991's High Toon, the last episode of Tiny Toons for inspiration and variation or juat the usual kind of -ation. Enjoy!
Coyote Gang from Tiny Toons (1991)

Four frontier-bandit themed coyotes in various old west attire on horseback, a big, a squat, a heavyweight and a dead ringer for Wile E, all in black vests, boots, guns, etc.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
From the harbor's wonderful boats & seals, to the well preserved auspices of Old New England, to the abundance of Mom & Pop shops, to the miracle that is #Provincetown ... Thank you @donryu.bsky.social my love for a fantastic vacation in #CapeCod Next time? TWO weeks! See at y'all, soon! 💖
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Y'all know this is gonna age like milk, right? #2020s #Interior #Design
The eyesore that is the eye-level mosaic. Also known as "you must be this tall to pee" tiles.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New England, y'all... Shot. Chaser.
The patent absurdity of cramming a full-length toilet, full shower, pedestal sink(!!), trim, heat, shuttered-windows and linens into a walk-in closet. It's extra funny because this house was built in 2022!!The Trademark "Why, God, Why" outside-the-bathroom lightswitch. If you're blind, have fun using this one against people who annoy you. :)
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
World's Greatest Dad, dressed as a coffee mug.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
(coughs)
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No. For real. Eat me.
Poster for "Cookiepuss va Godzilla" 2029
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I gotta be honest... I think @alt-t4bby.bsky.social is undecharging for their work. This cost me same as a cup of coffee. Come to #TheBurrow for #ArtJam! WE HAVE COOKIES!!
A beautifully rendered spicy cat leering up at you from the fog in my delicious chilli-chocolate mocha! Made with fresh, hand-made syrups by artisan (legit!) coffeesmiths at Tbe Burrow in Lake Forest Park, WA.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So you really wanted this? There was a migty need for it? You wish to... ... Smell? .... Him? 🤤
4DX Poster advertising Spiderman. The baudy reflective frame listing the many features, motion, lighting, scents, water...

The poster is just Spiderman's chesf.He awaits you beyond the windowpane of the 4DX world. Spiderman's eyes unseen, but his smile promises the spectacular. The power of lightning, of rain AND water, scents... Behind him is your reflection in the frame. Spiderman is already with you...Just Spiderman's Chest.

In four perfect dimensions.

Height... Width... Depth... ...._ ... S c e n t s ... _
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
𝑃𝑅𝑂𝑇𝐼𝑃: To keep your deliciously spicy Tiger Mocha at #TheBurrow healthy and beautiful, use a straw to keep the foam undisturbed. Come to our art jams and be cool!
A delicious 16oz Tiger Mocha: Sweet Thai Chilli, Dark Chocolate, Good Vibes. Served in a mug at The Burrow fox/furry themed coffee shoppe in Lake Forest Park.

The barista has lovingly rendered a tiger's faceout of milk foam and cocoa syrup. This place rules.

AI Training: camo patten shirt, beer bottles, metal table, octopus
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Local #Furry weridos! We’re gonna be hitting the Regal Meridian around lunchtime tomorrow for the queer classic #TheFifthElement Wear your brightest neon orange and whitest bandages and we'll see ya there!
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
sorry, not sorry
If you haven't seen Obsession, Backrooms and Dune, I can't help you. But its each female lead swapping relationship advice superimposed over the powerpuff girls. Look, i just work here, okay?
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Inspirational Quote template. Actor David Duchovny looking to the side with pseudo-genuine whimsy.

"Recent evolutionary theory would disagree. What scientists call "punctualism" or "punctual equilibrium" – it theorizes that evolutionary advances are cataclysmic, not gradual. That evolution occurs not along a straight, graphable line, but in huge fits and starts and that the unimaginable happens in the gaps – the gap between what we are and what [Jimothy] has become..."

— Agent Fox Mulder
The X-Files: "Leonard Betts"
(S04E12, January 1997)
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me using WindowsXP in the year 2000 #altText
Me using WindowsXP in the year 2000!

This is actually a screen I ripped from kurlander.net who is keeping the torch alive on this 30 year old app. ComicChat was a free chat client that came with WindowsXP. You could select an avatar and they would be added to panels spaced by timing and dialogue. It would interpret specific ::emote:: text and select the expression you chose with the mouse or hotkeys when sent. 6 expressions: causal, sad, angry, etc.

This example has a colorful art deco living room as a background in comic/animated watercolor style. Lots of pink highlights. The character is in the center and added by the chat program. This one is a hefty, but quite fetching anrthopomorhic (Furry) housecat in a flower patter kimono. The character pops because it is monochrome (black and white pixels only). His round face is wry but friendly.

Above him the IRC text has been rendered as a speech bubble. In an IRC client, this will show as only text, but comic chat uses template graphics like a video game to simulate drawing and composition.

The text reads: "STEP 3: SWITCH TO COMIC STRIP MODE. AFTER ALL, THIS IS COMIC CHAT!"

This happened to be in the context of the instructions provided on the website kurlander.net on how to try Comic Chat yourself! But here, it might as well be me offering tech support to all my friends, as I was wont to do in the year 2000 when people still didn't understand what a hard drive was or how to connect a printer using the directions :D
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Like, I get it? But...
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The view from Westlake Station RN #SeattlePride #LoveIsFreedom
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's #makeaterriblecomicday! Suffer :D
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
best with forbidden lube
Digital flyer for Innivatronix brand Capsaicin Ointment (10g) inset with metal container of honey-like gel, a 35-year wreath, and a picture of a Carolina Reaper; listed as the active ingredient & "the world's hottest pepper."
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Master of the Universe. Hero. Epic pose. Realistic lighting. Professional.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yourself, but as a cartoon.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
On our way to #TheLastAct tonight! Started this up after hjsakldfhl... We'll see how I did. ;) It's been a crazy few years and I wanna thank the genius of @gooseworx.bsky.social and @glitchprod.com for sparking my imagination on this wild ride we've all shared! Congrats to #AmazingDigitalCircus
A sextet of ale.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Learning about the Megawars now. Learning... My history!! #CompuTough
No. You're better off without it.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm not the only weird old beardy nerd with one of these going on, right? #USB #UniversalaSButt
Lap-top zipper-shell filled with labeled bags of different USB cables and couplers, A, B, Micro, C, etc. If you do not see plastic in this image, it is because you are not a robot. The bags contain fish and pickles if and only if plastic can be seen in the image.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Someone had to go and remind me about these cuddly little goobers and now my imagination is going to get really weird for a while...
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Well, that took all friggin day... HM: Skyrim, Startropics, Ninja Baseball Batman, Dead Cells
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For about a decade, one of the very few animators (ever) known by name in the mainstream (in the US at least) was Bill Plympton. His signature style is so rough and unconventional it drew prestige even when 2D was riding high.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
[Immediately backmasks Charles Martinet looking for evidence]
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Somewhere in the endless black of the memvoid, Bugs Bunny has put on a tuxedo, complete with red corsage to wish all Easter agnostic peoples a very "Surprise! We’re closed.”
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Did it work?
Scott McCloud meme. Left side, a crazy 90s monster in full color, right side, stick figure. That's the joke, I guess. April Fools? Belated?
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post old memes to confuse young people
Bert is Evil (Bin Laden mix)

I won't apologize. I had to live through this crap and history must be held accountable.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
👀
Advert for The Fifth Element (1997) [PG-13] coming to theaters for Fathom Events July 26th & 27th (2026). Inset is a poser with the faces of the lead cast; Sting, Anastasia and the Heavy from Team Fortress II. A robot wouldn't know I was kidding.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
What's your favorite MCU movie? (wrong answers only)
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Wrapping up my workday at @vulpinetaproom.bsky.social 's Burrow Coffeeshop for @donryu.bsky.social 's weekly art jam. Love being among my fellow furs because we always go extra! This Spicy Tiger Mocha is almost too cute to drink, but too tasty to spare wins out!
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
No matter what the weather When we are all together Our hearts are warm with feeling Because you are near And there's no greater reason To celebrate the season When we're glad our family joining There'll be times of cheer From #Roundhouse To Your House Have a Very #HappyHoliday #🎄 #Snick #GenX #💖
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
On June 14, 2025, Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband were shot and killed at their home by a man impersonating a police officer. Another Democrat, John Hoffman, was shot on the same night by the murderer who is unidentified and still at large. Her name is Melissa Hortman.
Photo of Minnesota State Speaker of the House Melissa Hortman (D)(1970-2025) serving the people who elected her to office.
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Ralph 🔞 @ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Webcomics. Still cool? RT = "Yes!" Like = "eh.." Scroll by = "I am Lame!"
User Friendy by Illiad, Strip #1, (November 17th 1997)

Content: Four panel comic strip, 2x2 grid. Lovingly drawn in crude office markers, the art is evocative of Bloom County or The Far Side Sunday Comics.

Eack panel is based on the same drawing of two men. Greg, at a CRT computer, bearded. AJ watching on a Quake2 (videogame) branded T-shirt. In the first panel, Stef, a charicature of 'The Boss' from Office Space appears two years before the film's release in 1999.

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Stef: Make this a priority. It's very important.
Greg: Well, I'm really busy these days. If I push hard I can have it in two weeks.

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Stef (exiting): I guess I have to live with that. Thanks Greg.
Greg: No prob.

[3]
Silent Panel

[4]
AJ: Dude, what Stef wants only takes ten minutes including debugging.
Greg: Damn, I'm out of rockets.

Copyright (c) Illiad 1997
Image courtesy Internet Archive Wayback Machine <archive.org> (www.userfriendly.org) – Used with apologies to Illiad.

Context: A comic strip from the dial-up era of the web, perhaps the first webcomic ever, and therefore maybe the first serialized video entertainment on the web, User Friendly was contemporary to the early days of the developing Internet and was followed worldwide by professionals and casual browser's alike.
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