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RalfMaximus

@ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
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49% Evil Is Not Half Bad Atlanta, Georgia, USA Multi-fandom nerd but lots of Star Trek. Multiple careers, but centered around software & technology & public […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@ralfmaximus, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@paninid They yanked it?
PAGE UNAVAILABLE on ABC News
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@a Kinda? Amazon has these hamster mouses for $16
modern usb mouse that looks like a hamster
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
Microsoft SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS) proudly notified me there is a new version to download and install! Totally free. So I clicked on "Details" to learn what new features & bug fixes were included. This is what I got (attached). Stupid vibe coded nonsense.
Totally empty, blank Windows dialog box. It's a metaphor for something. I can feel it.
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Easy street, here I come!
scam text from a bot to "kevin" who I definitely am not, wanting to buy a property in a state in which I do not live. I reply, "sure! I'll need $8 million"
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
@joshsternberg.com Comment I left.
You make panopticon glasses favored by ICE. You worked with Cambridge Analytica to turn a presidential election, then changed the name of your company when you got caught. You're building data centers nobody asked for, poisoning the air & water of citizens who live near them. The core product you created, TheFacebook, was originally designed to creep on college women, ranking their bodies up until 2005. Shame on you.
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
@tezoatlipoca @jcrabapple I've got an old Miniscribe 10mb drive, and yes. It's a murder weapon.
Miniscribe 10 megabyte 5.25" hard drive purchased new in 1987, on my desk in front of my keyboard for size comparison. It weighs 6 pounds (2.73 kg).
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
@willgarcia820.bsky.social huh
Golden eagle statue with wings spread clutching a Nazi swastika in its claws, eerily similar to the new golden eagle thing Trump hung on the white house.
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
@AnnaAnthro Gee, wonder why? Unpaywalled here. archive.ph/qnW2O
Despite steep discounts, the median ticket quoted on the site
for the game still costs more than $800. The cheapest
remaining tickets available for this game from Fifa directly
cost $1,120.
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
@Sempf
A giant white plug with a label that says DO NOT without further elaboration.
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
Seems to be gone now.
"Post unavailable"
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026
@ernie For fun I fired up firefox and got this weird error.
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026
@ernie Ooooh, very cool. Looks like you have some scaling issues with the landing page though? My browser is not zoomed and it's truncating top & bottom. I have to zoom out to 80% to see the whole thing.
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/01/2026
@gottalaff.bsky.social
° °

incredible adjective

in-cred-i-ble ( ()in-'kre-de-bal =)

Synonyms of incredible >

1 :too extraordinary and improbable to be believed
making incredible claims
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026
@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social 404 error?
Whoops, that page is missing!
Status Code: 404
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026
Delivery received.
White chonky cat in a cardboard box with a HEAVY label.
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2025
AI is good and useful part XXVIII
summarize the plot of the star trek episode the doomsday machine
nvidia/nemotron-3-nano
> Thought for 1.02 seconds
Star Trek: The Original Series — “The Doomsday Machine” (Season 2, Episode 6)

Premise: The USS Enterprise encounters a gigantic, ancient automated weapon called the Doomsday Machine—a massive, self-replicating probe built by a long-dead alien civilization to consume any star it detects, then move on to
the next.

Plot Overview:

i. Discovery: While investigating a destroyed star system, the Enterprise finds a gigantic, silent, black sphere that is actually the dormant Doomsday Machine. It is headed straight for a nearby star system containing the planet
Hoth (not to be confused with the Star Wars planet).
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025
@shoq It's very nearly his Fulton County mug shot.
Donald Trump's Fulton County Georgia mug shot from when he was arrested.
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/12/2025
@elfin Her?
Michael Dell's wife, Susan
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2025
@emptywheel.bsky.social That didn't take long.
Bluesky notification that the "Account has been suspended".
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2025
Found at Sprouts
A bag of The Last of Us Coffee, with cordyceps!
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RalfMaximus @ralfmaximus.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2025
Weird leaf spotted
Giant green/grey camouflaged moth.
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