Sign in

Rakota Civet

@rakota.bsky.social
288 followers 937 following 811 posts

Malagasy Civet living in Colorado | Mountain nerd⛰️⛏️ | Gardener🌶️ | Disc Tosser🥏| Executive Officer in charge of Radishes | 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 Ski⛷️ Fish🎣 Bowl🎳 Repeat🔁 Sometimes Cello 🎻 Move zig. Move zig. Move zig.

PostsRepliesMedia
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here we go.
051
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tis the season, but man we need a new table out here lol
010
Reposted by Rakota Civet
Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
8685382798
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fucking love goats and goats fucking love me lmao Idk why I didn't even have their treats on me.
251
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Waymo has been operating in Denver less than 2 weeks and already 2 cars have driven down farmers markets. What the fuck man.
030
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some douche in a wakeboat tried to swamp me today Called the rangers Got to watch'm try to RUN FROM THE COP BOAT ON A CIRCULAR LAKE. Then they were TOWED back to shore, which means nobody was allowed to pilot it.. DUI is mandatory jail when on a boat in CO lol Holy fuck what a funny fucking day
1130
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mental state this past week
050
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you say you have milk for coffee, and it turns out to be Fairlife, we can no longer be friends.
110
Reposted by Rakota Civet
Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
19189074874
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Damn it bluesky Let's see if it uploads this time.
041
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can't believe this guy randomed FIH for the FIH plate. I'm so fucking jealous.
010
Reposted by Rakota Civet
K.O. @kopanda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
102185715
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I really fucking hate how Opus 1 is one of my favorite songs ever.
010
Reposted by Rakota Civet
TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
it has now been 15 years since starting high school. TY is reaching new levels of gay
201189212
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Careening through my gay uncle arc with a new fishing boat and plenty of gay as Hawaiian shirts.
050
Reposted by Rakota Civet
Ganii @ganii.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
viverrids
312331
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"what are you up to?" "listening to The Cure and staring at the moon" "..." "Okay that sounded way more emo than i meant. I'm actually super happy." "good" Ahhhhhhh Saturdays.
070
Reposted by Rakota Civet
André Guindi 🪷👹🪷 @andreguindi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this one is especially egregious
A single panel comic hand drawn illustration of Barret Wallace from FF7 gesturing disgustedly to a screenshot from nvidia's atrocious DLSS 5 slop that leaked, showing a photo of what was once Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, but is now a yassified Al model standing in a flatly lit Instagram environment. Barret's text box reads "We're killin' the planet for THIS shit?"
85136264105
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Okay this got me a lot more dm's and attention at denfur that I would have ever expected. fucking lmao you guys.
000
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The more time goes on the more I realize my character trope is just the girlfriend from freddy got fingered
010
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
030
Reposted by Rakota Civet
Keirabou @keiradeer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Raccoon with the caption "I didn't even fuck around why am I finding out"
81630545
Reposted by Rakota Civet
Mayor of Haunted Trails and Fright Fest @thedazzlingone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me standing on my porch right now
Leonard Nimoy on the Simpsons says “a lunar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on”
543679
Reposted by Rakota Civet
reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 27/08/2026
(it was both) #vuiart
71816492
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Living next to this lake is the best
170
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was soooo excited for this vinyl too. WTF is wrong with ebay sellers man. I paid for fucking media mail, it costs you nothing. I paid for it, you get the box free from USPS, why even do this shit? They sliced right through the vinyl trying to make their own box and pocket the $9 media mail fee
010
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
God damn lafayette and cellar west are just peak.
030
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who wants to meet a binturong next week? I'm deadass serious.
120
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fih is calling 📞
040
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Disassociating in the middle of your floor, naked, reposado in hand, while a 1953 pressing of Bizet's Carmen plays loudly on your LP player? Now that I can recommend.
030
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ever been jizzed on by an oil filter? Don't recommend it.
040
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No comment just loaf
030
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Heaven is brown packing paper
030
Reposted by Rakota Civet
Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
🐦‍⬛
Drawing of three crows:
- One normal size, labeled ”Cro“
- One smol labeled “Micro”
- One big labeled “Macro”
112350771
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Holy fuck Humanz is SO GOOD on press. (definitely didn't just spend $200 on the entire Gorillaz discog on vinyl)
040
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
IM BUCK NAKED AND JUST TRYING TO RELAX BRO WTF. LIKE YOU'RE CUTE AND ALL BUT THE FUCK. HOW DID YOU GET IN?!
030
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've never been more validated in my life omg Chiitansan <3
030
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is there a dysphoria for feeling like you are Robin Williams wearing a gay ass low button polo shirt and chains at all times? Cuz I think I have that.
040
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mmmm free salt
070
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bikes are just better when you take the gay slider all the way to the right.
050
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cars go brrrrr #speedweek
2111
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Desert Dogs #speedweek
1234
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
AaandI just saw a creepy ass old man who turned out to be republican candidate for the house Steve Freiss be a dick to the cook then get a creepy message and rub from a clearly not old enough to even drink girl that seems to be on his campaign staff with a bunch of other teens I wish I was joking
120
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That middle of nowhere wyoming chique
060
Reposted by Rakota Civet
˚⋅✧. ℝ 𝕚 𝕧 𝕖 𝕣 .✧⋅˚ @riverofstars.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Surround yourself with the kinds of friends that inadvertently introduce you to new hyperfixations.
1315
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Why is fixing free broken shit so fun. Patio fire go brrrrrrrr
150
Reposted by Rakota Civet
Holley 🏳️‍⚧️ @deztheopossum.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dude, life is so fun to live when you learn how to do it.
4492
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Definitely not me going out rowing on a big lake, getting caught in a storm, rushing back, going out, getting caught in a storm again, rushing back again, and going out again again to watch the rest of the lightning. Damn I'm pooped.
020
Reposted by Rakota Civet
Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the saddam hussein diagram but in place of hussein it's spacex's shitty stock history
3377801597
Rakota Civet @rakota.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
041