UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 22/10/2025// him and umbrella can have a cute faux rivalry.. i promise she wont hit him over the head with hungern again 110
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025— too scared of hungern to say anything. but umbrella doesn't know that.. ] i guess it's almost halloween, so.. say "trick or treat"! 000
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025[ she takes them to this little candy store on the corner. a nervous shopkeeper slides bags of treats over to her without a word and umbrella turns back to face mokou with a big grin. ] this place is the best!! can you believe you don't even have to pay? [ ....it's because the cashier was — 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025you DON'T?! dude, we gotta get you, like.. a bunch of candy! and chocolate!! AND ICE CREAM! [ she tugs on their sleeve, insistent. ] don't worry, i've got you covered! i know the BEST spots to get snacks. 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025garbage, mostly!! [ ???????? ] i'll put him somewhere so i can actually have some.. he's been so bad lately! 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025yeah!!! are you gonna get some too? what's your favorite flavor? i'll lose respect for you if you say vanilla, cus vanilla's the worst. do you get more than one scoop? [ jeez, slow down.. ] 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025!!!! [ instantly forgetting about everything they were just talking about. ] a treat?! what kinda treat? can hungern have one too? 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025[ ...........hungern swallows the entire tray. ] . 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025[ hungern chomps at the smoke like a dog. ] c'mooooon, SOMETHING'S on your mind! you can tell me! c'mon. c'mon. c'mon? [ Annoying Ass Little Girl. but she's being cute about it at least. ] 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 16/10/2025parasoul said i can't feed hungern garbage from the dumpster anymore :( 000
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025say what? friends? [ she reaches the top of the stairs, excitedly looking around the cabin. ] sure i can! i'm friends with a lot of people! i think you're just sayin that cause you don't like me... [ pouting. ] 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025[ she talks as she walks back up the stairs. ] what do you mean? aren't we still gonna be friends? even though you're kind of a cunt about the way you say things, i still like you a lot! [ ??? CAN SHE SAY THAT ] 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025wow. nobody cares about a sweet little girl dying of starvation. i'll remember that in the afterlife... 000
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025she was alive then and now she's dead!! that's the difference! i don't let him eat roadkill, jeez... [ ????? ] and yeah, i guess that is a pretty lame reward. you gotta get better at those, miss mysterious. can we just have ice cream instead? 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025i'll DIE if i don't get five scoops of ice cream RIGHT NOW. DON'T LET A LITTLE GIRL DIE!!! 000
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025[ unfortunately for the narrator, he's dealing with a bratty spoiled child who was definitely expecting a reward. ] ....hey, wait!! don't you have anything to give us? [ hungern growls in agreement. ] ...EAT THE BODY?! no, hungern, no!!! you'll get sick!! [ that's her only objection??? ] 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025...is it really over? did we really save the world..? .... hungern, we're heroes!!!! ^^ [ after a few stunned seconds, umbrella cheers and hugs hungern tight with a big smile. in doing so, she turns her back to the presumably slain princess.. surely this isn't a mistake.. right? ] 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025— draw closer with hungern wounded like this. he's reached the point where he's practically starving; there's not much he can do now. it's just her and this monster of a princess.. and this disembodied voice she's starting to think doesn't actually want to help her. ] 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025[ the silence is concerning, even more so when the princess taunts her, putting that seed of doubt in her mind. ] uh.. she doesn't seem very dead to me.. isn't she supposed to like, die immediately? [ a small tremor to her voice as she steps back once, then again, too afraid to — 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025— it into her chest. ...it's too bad she seems to have forgotten which side one's heart is actually on. ] 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025[ hungern takes another harsh bite, and she decides right then and there that enough is enough. umbrella scowls, pulling her companion all the way back and swinging it at the beast's face with all the force she can muster; immediately running over with the blade in hand to sink — 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025uurrrgghhh!!!!! [ she huffs. this princess is real tough— hungern can tank the bite, of course, but he won't be able to do so forever. she's gotta put an end to this before this goes too far. ] at least TELL me what to do!! 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025[ umbrella pulls back and aims a hard swing at the princess' outstretched arm, hungern attempting to bite right into her and tear out chunks of flesh with his teeth. he hasn't eaten in a while, after all, and it's made him absolutely ravenous. ] HEY!! aren't you gonna help me or something?!? 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025[ she walks ahead, taking her role of Temporary Big Sister very seriously.. sisteriously. something like that. she turns to ingo, walking backwards.. isn't this a hazard? ] soooo.. what's your name? i'm umbrella, and this is hungern! he's my best friend. 110
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025ohhhh, yeaaahhh... that makes sense. they have this kinda dead look in their eyes. [ very blunt, but it's said with some level of concern. ] c'mon, let's go! i can be your big sis until we find your actual big sis!! 110
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025...wait! i know them!! i didn't know they had siblings.. 110
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025[ shit. okay, not good! but one thing about umbrella is that she LOVES a good fight, and she knows this princess will give her one— so she readies up with hungern in hand, the umbrella growling and baring his teeth. ] come at me, then!!! 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025description's fine enough!! like i said, i'm real good at locating big sisters! probably the best. i can find my own in a crowd of like a thousand! [ probably because her sister is six feet tall with long red hair and is literally also the princess.. ] 110
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025hungern, be good. [ a growl from the umbrella. ] i said BE GOOD. [ ..a frustrated little grunt. ] okay, nothing to worry about! he WON'T bite your sister! ....ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ.... 120
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025— little miss mister, i'm not gonna kill her yet, because you're being a meanie too!! 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025jeez! can both of you shut up a second? i'm trying to THINK, here! [ umbrella pinches the bridge of her nose, groaning in that way bratty little children do when they're about to throw a tantrum. ] listen, scary lady. i'm not gonna free you.. because you seem like a meanie. and — 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025.......... [ hungern shows off rows of scary teeth, tongue lolling out as he eyes the other hungrily. ] ...........nooooo.........? 110
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025yeah!! hungern can sniff 'er out no problem! [ ...he looks like he'll probably eat whoever he ends up finding. he's drooling all over umbrella's raincoat. ] two little people make one big person... or something. 110
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025// HELPPDDH the narrator can't ignore her forever. imagine getting your egg forcibly cracked by a bratty 11 year old 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025you're looking for your sister? i can help!!! i'm great at tracking down big sisters!! 110
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025// umbrella being so insistent on cracking the narrators egg is also very funny to me. to be honest 120
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025yeah, little miss mister told me you're some kind of crazy world ending demon lady and that i have to slay you or whatever. ...he was really condescending about it, honestly. [ hungern grunts in agreement. ] 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025— woman and slings hungern over her shoulder. ] you're the one who's dying!! i heard you're super dangerous so i can't let you destroy the world! 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025[ the princess is, for lack of a better word, 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨. umbrella can't recall the last time she's ever someone, some𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 so monstrous. but as little as she may be, she isn't easy to scare away; despite the slightest tremble in her hands, she points the blade at the — 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025— more trouble than it needs to be..! i beat up baddies WAY scarier than you all the time! [ ...probably not a smart thing to say when she hasn't even seen the princess yet. ] 100
UMBRELLA ☂️ @rainingchamp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025[ umbrella jumps at the harsh voice, gripping tightly onto hungern's handle. she's not.. SCARED, but she better be cautious. jeez, maybe this woman is dangerous after all. ..slowly, she makes her way down the stairs, blade clutched in one hand. ] listen, lady!! don't make this any — 100
