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@raincitycor.bsky.social
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-writer /poet / thinker/ artist -no DM’s or fake stuff here………. -Love dad jokes.

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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Espresso= do stupid stuff faster with more energy!
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep? 💤😴
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To catch a bus you must think like a bus
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Sue Massa @smassa.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have a condition where I eat when I can’t sleep: It’s called insom-nom-nom-mia.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jimothy is so cute 😊
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jimothy
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Am I the only one that thinks those new smart glasses are kind of creepy?
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Spouse is watching “Curse Of Oak Idiots” again…
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The wildfire smoke is poisonous The salad greens are poisonous Therefore eat chocolate and stay indoors
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don’t trust the trees in my yard. They’re shady.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you prioritize discipline over motivation, your goals are more likely to be realized.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every time I see this image I still laugh; what’s wrong with me?😆
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The Office: Dwight's Stapler in Jello Prank
ALT: The Office: Dwight's Stapler in Jello Prank
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m in my Disassociation era
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’ve been adding lemon balm to my smoothies and wondering why I’m tired….turns out, it’s an herbal sedative. Lol. Whoops. I didn’t know. (You’re supposed to take it as tea to help you sleep.)
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
When I go on my mountain walk each day, there’s a paddock at the top of the summit with goats in it. I think they recognize me now. They yell at me as I hike past. It’s kind of cute.
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Goat Morning
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Jeanne @toomany2choose.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Before Caturday ends I'm going to slip one more in
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The word “DIET” stands for “Did. I. Eat. That.” The correct answer is yes, yes I did. 💁‍♀️
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I saw a bear on my evening walk. On the side of the mountain. It was the 1k up-hill loop I usually take. Maybe I have a valid excuse not to go now. Lol.…Or, I still have to go, but take the loop closer to town…
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
From a friend who writes articles: What do you call a freelance writer with health coverage? -Married.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Unknown source: “What do you call someone who makes dad jokes but is not a dad? “A faux pa.”
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’m sad today because Myka and Raini are searching the house for their friend. Yeah kids; she’s not coming back. We only have 2 kitties, now. 😔 Such is the cycle of life, I guess.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Because we just are; deal with it. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other why must the scots be such intractable people .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other why must the scots be such intractable people .
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’ve never seen her look less impressed…🎀😺
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Us Ginger’s be like: It’s April; time to bring out the SPF 70….
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Normalize having mismatched socks.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Breathe life into your ambitions; they cannot survive without you.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
So I tried to make sweet bread in the machine today and forgot to add yeast. The result is still edible but I’m going to cut it into wafers to make biscotti. Maybe dip the top ends in dark chocolate. Put it in kids lunches.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m back from Maui. It was a fun 8 days. I don’t have pics yet. The weather was decent….another storm this weekend,coming. Also, randomly, there were chickens and roosters everywhere. Lol.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep? 💤😴
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Yesterday I found like 20 Stephen King books, an Asimov, a Joe Hill book, at the thrift store, on sale. I bought them all.😁
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My cats like to sleep on me This is Raini
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
“Happy wife, happy life“…..”Happy husband———“ -Nothing rhymes with husband, you know. -Just get a hobby and agree with everything she says.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Dad hasn’t spoken to Mother in four weeks; He thought it would be rude to interrupt her.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Side eye cat
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I was homesick today; I miss Vancouver. I would move back if I could afford it. I miss Jericho beach in the winter. The Harbour cruise. the revolving restaurant. Stanley park. Etc.
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Is it a curse that I become more bookish just as my eyesight starts to fail me? I got some mild reading glasses. Unless I want to read everything in 14 font instead of 12 font…..
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Cor @raincitycor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Where is Culpability When acid oil falls And streets are lit afire Where is blame then When girls are struck And day becomes night Where is blame then When the policies kill And greed is paramount Where is blame then When barbarism triumphs And no freedom sings Where is humanity
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