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Saz🌈

@rainbowplethora.bsky.social
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I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a void. Screaming.

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fucking excuse me?
Screencap of the app list on my phone. At the start an icon has been added for temu as if it had been installed, along with a little marker showing it's an ad.
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Playing through the Catfishimg archive and "reputed virgins" sending me.
Screencap of a list of wikipedia categories from the game "catfishing"
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Would you like big cake?
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A screencap of a tumblr ad for Flixbus. The ad features two women, hiking and smiling. There is a bus in the corner of the image. The caption says "Eggs are optional. A getaway isn't."
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The Virgin Islands vs the
Close up of branding on a plastic container that says "Chad Valley"
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails and the red one, captioned "whoa, he's bisexual! I didn't know that!"
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The moots are struggling today. This is a sign to find your favourite trans masc and help make their day better💙💙💙
dr mo
I an not yet out of bed and am already in "Will this bitch ever have a good day" mode

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i've been awake less than an hour and i'm already having a bad day
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Current year and Maccas is doing a friends promo. I know as a millennial I'm supposed to be utterly beholden to nostalgia but jfc
Takeaway bag from McDonalds. On it is written "friends the television series" above an illustration of the fountain from the friends opening credits and chibi versions of the main 6 cast members.
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Comic book "voiceovers".
Superman: this is a love story.
Batman: this is a detective story.
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
A can of Beavertown Neck Oil that has been edited to say "Bari Italy Nick Oil"
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Independent fact checkers have confirmed that ice agents all pee their pants deliberately on at least an hourly basis
tumblr post:
free-and-to-none-accountable
The rumors that Immigration and Customs Enforcement or "ICE" agents are, quote, "all little pee-pants boys who love to go peepee in their pants all the time" have been confirmed true by independent fact-checkers

free-and-to-none-accountable
It will, because it's true <3 Everyone knows that ICE agents are constantly pissing their pants on purpose because they like the warm feeling
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Fine, I guess I'll do the work
Screen cap of part of the tags filter section on archiveofourown dot org

Relationships
        Aubrey Graham | Drake/Kendrick Lamar (72)
        Jermaine Cole | J. Cole/Kendrick Lamar (7)
        Rakim Mayers | A$AP Rocky/Tyler "the Creator" Okonma (3)
        Jermaine Cole | J. Cole/Aubrey Graham | Drake (3)
        Jordan Carter | Playboi Carti/Symere Woods | Lil Uzi Vert (2)
        Taylor Swift/Kanye West (1)
        Aaron Burr/Alexander Hamilton (1)
        Levi Ackerman/Erwin Smith (1)
        Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth/Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright (1)
        Patrick Stump/Patrick Stump's Fedora (1)
Additional tags
        Enemies to Lovers (13)
        Angst (12)
        Crack (12)
        Crack Treated Seriously (11)
        Fluff (9)
        Satire (8)
        Not Beta Read (8)
        Gay (6)
        Gay Sex (6)
        Alternate Universe
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Text exchange where I sent my friend a screencap of the above skeet. 
Him: oi
Me: three kiss emoji
Him: I am adult human big boy
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The cover of Inside Outside Upside Down by Stan and Jan Berenstain
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Last year I was mocked for having French on my pride shirt, so I promised this year it would be German. Not long after I listened to @manwithoutatan.bsky.social talk about Weimar queer culture on You're Dead to Me (highly recommend) and thus was born this year's pride shirt
A tie dyed tank top, blue with purple and pink sunbursts. On it is painted the words "schund und schmutz"
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Queer as Fox
David Duchovny as Fox Mulder, smiling
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
tumblr post by mahgck

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Juno, from the movie Juno, sitting in a lounge chair and pretending to smoke a pipe. "Go Carol', she says.
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Blessèd Yule from me and mine to you and yours
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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Tumblr post from eliotquillon. November 23.
if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff (continued in next image) at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.
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