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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately

@rainbowchazer.bsky.social
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100% geek 🎼 Sanity in music: Jean-Michel Jarre, Madis, Gary Numan, Steve Winwood, Midnight Oil, Tim Burgess, house music, also polar bears, writing 🐾🍷👩‍💻☕ NSFW. 🏳️‍🌈 😷🇪🇺

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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Truly astonishing number of screenings already booked for the National Emergency Briefing film. Very likely to be one near you. www.nebriefing.org/screening-map
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Find a People's Emergency Briefing screening near you, or spot a gap that you can fill by hosting a screening.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 4h
The Creator usually falls out with his lovers over something petty. It was more major things with his wives. He's usually doing the leaving too.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 5h
Rainbow. Still writing the story of the Creator, the Seeker and the Writer. A cosy fiction with characters who connect with artistic creation, gardening and food. Also collaborating with Jessica Huckabay to bring the Creator to her fantasy world. Publishing on Substack.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 5h
The Creator would start one of his collab pieces for Jessica Huckabay. Just this once he wouldn't mess anything up.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 14h
The Writer goes for wheat biscuits, granola, yogurt and blueberries. She likes a big breakfast because she finds it stops her snacking and allows her to concentrate properly for longer.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 18h
@theguardian.com your walking pole article for the Filter is great. But the beginner poles recommended are sold out, which is no use at all.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Morning Sheep Time No annoying zooming, no putting up BAA in wiggly letters for no apparent reason, no artificial baaing, all sheep naturally generated by other sheep, no monetisation, just sheep. And a dirty pony. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxOZkg7-f8g #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been a busy one here so not as much writing as I would like. Need to schedule some posts for October as it's going to be even busier.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Writer is willing to leave everything familiar to be with that person. Then to move on when love fades.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Creator thinks it's love every time. Silly man.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Writer is incredibly impatient. Can't wait for things. The Seeker has been waiting for 2 decades. He has given up hope. The Creator falls somewhere in the middle.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Creator likes raking leaves.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Seeker. From frustration at life.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a contemporary world. So as queernormative - or not - as this one is.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh NO! Peter May, one of my favourite authors, has died.
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Still by far the best decision I’ve made. 🐻
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh my. What could I call the Creator? Lemon cheesecake?
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Author Simulator. My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Author Simulator 

Level 1: Get to desk and begin! (Platform video game-style image of an author jumping from a block onto  a cloud with desk and computer) Result: success!

Level 2: Press on despite distractions! (Author typing as the desk/clod moves past a ghost and a spider) ) Result: success!

Level 3: Deliver manuscript to editor! (Author jumping over fire pit onto platform where editor waits) Result: success!

Level 4: Accept minor criticism! (Author lying ded in fronto of editors desk) Result: better luck next time!

Along the bottom are controls for:
 Left right jump crouch read write nap coffee
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was a one night stand designed to scratch an itch in both of them. It was never going to be long term and ended when the Writer dumped the Creator rather than live the rest of her life in the public eye as his partner.
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dr alex concorde @doctoralex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life according to Dog...
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fucking pound of flesh, which I demand of him, Is dearly bought; 'tis mine and I will have it. - Merchant of Venice
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slow cooker for stews. The Le Creuset pan is too heavy, not to mention expensive! Glad to see a ceramic hob in use, not that I would use a casserole dish on one. www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
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‘I may have turned into a sausage by the time you read this’: the best casserole dishes for stews and pasta sauces – tested
With autumnal comfort food in mind, it’s time to find the perfect pot for pies, gratins and roasting. Our chef put nine casserole dishes, from Le Creuset to John Lewis, to the test
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks like the elite may have bred out intelligence over the years. Why else would some of them be writing in the Daily Wail?
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Creator is hopeless. He has crushes all the time. The Writer has one - on him.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Creator - time in nature or his garden The Seeker - with his bandmates The Writer - a book and listening to music
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Netherlands joins Europe's gradual migration from Windows to Linux on government PCs share.google/jDB1yRhA3xuN...
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Seeker
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Creator and the Writer do, although they haven't swum in a while. The Seeker is terrified of the sea and sits shaking on the beach when he is taken to the coast. He refuses to enter swimming pools and doesn't even own a pair of swimming trunks.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If we need to use LHR, we get a taxi. Parking our car would cost the same and be less secure. We can't use public transport with 4 large cases and 2 cabin bags between us as we don't have enough hands for all of that. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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London transfer: is it time to kill off the Heathrow Express?
With fares high and passenger numbers low, plans for a third runway could bring the train’s future into question
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone without a smartphone is penalised with higher fares. I only started using the app because it offered more discount. It's a badly designed, clunky bit of rubbish but it gives me a saving on the bus fares I need to have to get to work.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Writer likes mixing her own spice blends. A pinch of that and a smidgen of that. Her spice rack will the focal point of her kitchen when it's renovated.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
His past.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Raking leaves in the garden. wordchazerswords.substack.com/p/roots-of-t...
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Roots of Time x the Creator in Aelethara 5
Healing the past through women and gardening
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Find time to write in the first place. Life has been a bit busy chez Chazer for the last few weeks.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He does, and used to spend a lot of time at the beach when he was younger.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rural areas because he loves nature and finds peace there.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My MC? Finding out what it feels like to be dumped by someone you love.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Creator, a multi media artist and mentor, would be good at social work or psychiatry. The Writer, content creator, would be a good marketer or database software engineer. The Seeker, a musician and retail worker, would be good at working with disadvantaged and unhoused people.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cyclists are not the cause of slower buses. Cars are. Clogging up the streets with the driver in spendid isolation. Selfish way to travel. Private cars should be banned in all towns and city centres.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Solitude on his terms, not being deliberately left alone.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Many musicians are currently caught up in backlash from political statements. Is it even -possible- to keep politics out of music any more?
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 23/09/2026
Thinktank linked to Reform UK calls for abolition of state pension
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Thinktank linked to Reform UK calls for abolition of state pension
‘Radical’ report likely to influence party’s platform also proposes abolishing inheritance and capital gains taxes A thinktank linked to Reform UK has called for the abolition of the state pension and £75bn worth of sweeping tax cuts in a “radical” report likely to influence the party’s platform for the next election. The Centre for a Better Britain’s (CFABB) report – which also calls for weaker rules for UK banks and Trump-style investment accounts offering £1,000 to newborns – will be formally launched at a private event with City executives on Wednesday. Continue reading...
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I begin to see why socialism and communism are so alluring to many who have little or nothing, and equally, why fascism is alluring to their opposites.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Neighbour's prowling around outside the bus while the driver takes a break. I just hopped on and took a seat. My ticket's on the app. Neighbour doesn't use that so needs the driver.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Writer is bi. Currently preferring men but not ruling out another female lover at some point.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Creator knows someone. He always does.
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Rainbow is still not tall, dark or handsome, unfortunately @rainbowchazer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Arguably the Creator communicates through his work.
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