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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Which came first, the rainbow or the dash?

Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you flush a wetwipe down the toilet just know that I will be at your door within 24 hours to give you a not mad, but disappointed face

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

muffins is the type of girl who knows exactly how much her high card with 2 barons a mime and 7 red seal steel kings will score before she plays it and that's both impressive and terrifying

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

government subsidised ponysona art commissions.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

elton john's Rocket Man but it's Rocket Mare and about luna

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

staring pays well and is a good way to get your career off the ground

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"nothing beats a jet 2 holiday" implies its both the best and worst thing you can choose to do

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Cuz everytime we touch, I get this feeling That's 120 volts, I'm going to die.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I'm not sure what to do now that I've been out-gendered by new dash. Maybe I'll get into jam.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Whenever you say "God Damit" a river stops flowing naturally. Please remember this in future.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

thank you to everypony for not getting into ship wars in my replies im glad we can all come together and love every possible combination of horses kissing simultaneously

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Youre somepony's biggest fan and someponys your biggest fan

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

unfortunately i don't think I'll ever say anything funnier than daring doin your mom

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Finally, Butch, Femme, and Other Dash.

A picture of Rainbow Dash from the G6/Forever Friendship promo image

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

if Hasbro weren't cowards they'd reboot all the generations at once and have an episode where pinkie and minty kiss

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This world is full of so many mysterys to solve. Such as, how does toilet flush without electricity?

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

And they call it "Football" despite the fact that it's obviously hooves.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

pony named "Unpleasant Gradient" who's actually really nice once you get to know them

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Do you think duke nukem and the doom guy would get along

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

fanfiction where an mlp fan falls into equestria but journeys to get home instead of stay cuz their cat would be lonely

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

mr. wozniak what did we do to you to deserve this

A screenshot of the YouTube video "The Deal with...Horses" by "Scott's Snippets".

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Toxic Yuri Fight Scene set to Cascada's "Everytime we Touch"

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

"Trans Gender" is a valid pony name.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

GAY PEOPLE TOMORROW AND ALSO MANY CONSECUTIVE MORNINGS

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Discord and Pinkie are competing to see who can accumulate the most pronouns. Pinkie already stole mine. Ponyville is in anarchy. Nopony can refer to each other.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Personally, I think 62 is the funniest of the sixties, but to each their own.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I love when somepony has "Real" or "Official" in their username. Makes me think there's an evil impostor clone of them lurking about

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

food and water should be free just pay the farmers from the imaginary place money comes from dont say "economic collapse" the economy is also imaginary

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I don't get why the changelings ever invaded all they ever had to say was "hey what's up" and we would've given them enough love to feed 2 civilizations

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

having a rainbow mane doesn't make you gay. Just look at my dad! he's bi.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

does the rain in sonic rainboom make me exempt from the faas ban on reaching mach 1 over us soil

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Every time somepony says "Don't make her being queer her entire personality" I only get gayer, for the record.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I have been informed they are considered a war crime under article 37 of the friendship act

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The Friendly Reminder implies the existence of the Unfriendly Reminder

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Buzz off Mordecai, my twilight deserves a better man than you

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Life gets slightly easier when you imagine that they keep fighting over gallons of olive oil

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

If there's someone out there named Vinegar I want you to know I have such a deep respect for you

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

if pinkie pie had a bomb like 💣 it'd look like a cupcake and the fuse would be the candle

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I've decided my life's mission will be to stop time.

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

oh, the feminine urge to own a giant battleaxe

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Rainbow Dash 🍉 @rainbow-dash.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

why do they call it double u when it's clearly a double v

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