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Stitch

@ragdollapprentice.bsky.social
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❝I’m uniquely the only machine-washable sorcerer apprentice and Teen Titan around. My life is goofy.❞ (non-binary: THEY/THEM) [Father: @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social]

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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“ this is a funny crossover.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
;; Khalid and Stitch be like
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
“ Truth is the truth.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
“ Well he is sensitive, neurotic, and the first Egyptian Doctor Fate in generations and you spent a whole hour questioning his knowledge on magic for a problem he looked into.” “ That’s like going to Batman and questioning him on his investigation & forensic skills. What’d you expect?”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ Well you did KICK her out for a bit.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ Ohp! Lore time!” Conjures a magical image. “ Salem is the original Doctor Fate’s apprentice in the ‘40s. A witch from Limbo Town who was abandoned by her parents and cursed with bad luck until Fate found her & took her in. She disappeared because time shinanegans & her alongside lotta —
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ Of course you don’t. Grandma says you always like to be RIGH even before Dr. Fate gig.” Stitch stands triumphant. “ I’m SO GLAD that made sense to you because I had no idea what I was saying or where I was going with it.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ WELL, it’s true. You don’t have to practice being a butt or be TOO nice.” “ Because first off, according to Salem, you’re already naturally a butt kinda. Second off, you’re also nice anyway…dumb too but nice.” “ So just balance them out. Order & chaos baby.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ This sounds a little complicated if you ask me, pops. Sounds too……Constantine if you ask me.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ Has it worked out?”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ YEP. Doctor Fate’s sanctum, the Tower of Fate, has a whole menagerie inside it. It’s where we keep legendary creatures while giving them a humane place.” “ I can ask pops but he’s surprisingly strict about letting people into various rooms in the Tower.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ Klarion, put the stuff back please. This is supposed to be a break from you weirdos.” #TitansSummer
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ Noooope! This is how I was born and all; a magical, non-binary ragdoll with sorcerous ability.” She would find herself flicked in the nose by the sorcerer. “ I lack the power & knowledge to solve your problem. I’m only an apprentice. You could see my master, Doctor Fate, or my teacher, Raven.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ So in order: Yes, I can see you, no I’m not a ghost I’m a sorcerer, and show you what exactly?”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“ WOW. It’s such a good day today.” It’s fucking late at night.
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“‘YEAH! Im part of the kick butt operation!”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
“ Ah!” Stitch rolls over in pain as Teekl took a chunk of theit cloth-like body. Stitch would then clone themselves. “ Wuh oh. Somebody getting big mad they can’t kill a walking quiltbag? How embarassing.
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
“ I can’t beat you but I had enough time to cast an escape spell.” Stitch revealed as they showed off their sorcerous gesture, with Khalid moved on top of nearby Duchess.
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
“ You damn right I am!” Stitch directed their magicks “ Yanam Feliz!” They say, directing theit magic at Teekl to make them fall asleep, disrupting Klarion if successful.
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
“ Nobody is leaving with my dad! Hauhet! Pops is in trouble! You gotta get him to safety!”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Stitch appears outta nowhere, disrupting his portal before sending a telekinetic force his way. “ Oh no you DONT.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
“ Since dad isn’t here, i’ll be taking over y’all.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
“ I don’t need to invest in understanding how to be YOUR version of a meat bag.” “ Why would I? Like anyone wants to aspire to be you anyway. Terrible boss, out of touch, low-key sus about aliens, and a terrible family man all around.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
“ Im the only person around studying under someone so was that comment for me?”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
“ Lex Luthor being a big stick in the mud? I’m not surprised.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
“ Wow. That’s something out of a 2000s cartoon. I didn’t expect you to invoke a ‘overbearing parent’ plot line today.” “ You’re not even 32!”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
“ Alright! Let’s go! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!” Except that was never what they were gonna do but roll with it: Stitch is random like that.
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
“OH OH I GOT IT!”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Ends up doing a series of backflips in response to recover, courtesy of training from Nightwing. It’s like:
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
“ Sinister Minister’s vibes over there is all weird. He’s prolly a bad guy….and a weird guy on top of that.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Opens up Merrium Webster dictionary. “ Sorry but I don’t see it.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
“ I’m better than alright to be honest.You might have a hard time keeping up with someone as resourceful and cool as me.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
“ The magical sanctum of the world’s mightiest sorcerer, DOCTOR FATE.” “ Or maybe the second mightiest. Zatanna is around and she sells more so there’s that.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
“ you know Damian would get returned in like two hours flat, right?”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
“ First off, I’ve been around for a good minute so keep up. Secondly, It’s APPRENTICE, not SIDEKICK.” “ Pops tell me you’re that witch, Tabitha Lenox.”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
“ Of course. When has the Stitch-meister has ever been dull and unlively?”
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Stitch @ragdollapprentice.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
“I'VE ALWAYS FELT DIFFERENT. AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF ALL THE FABRIC SOFTENER--THOUGH, NGL, WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY AN OVERSIZE CARNIVAL PRIZE, THAT SHITS A GODSEND.” Non-binary (they/them). Doctor Fate’s apprentice & kid. Teen Titan. ⟲ + ♡
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