Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026They’re not booing they’re chanting Skattebo! …No, wait, they are actually just booing. #NYGiants 010
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Teddy Swims showed up at my house with a case of White Claws and left abruptly after he clogged my toilet. Wtf! 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Claimed by the dolphins: good if you are an nfl player, bad if it’s the gentle way your family lets people know you drowned. 010
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Becoming fabulously wealthy as an online influencer who says “sleep apnea is actually my superpower.” 000
Reposted by TonyPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion 06649765
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There’s a chapter in Tolkien’s book The Silmarillion where the elves invent basketball, but the sport doesn’t really catch on. One elf keeps singing about the beauty of the gym light reflected off the backboard, but he won’t pass the ball and keeps fouling people on defense. 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I will never learn what an RSS feed is. (I probably should learn what an RSS feed is.) 010
Reposted by TonyOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off 101993195
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sneaking a root beer into the bathroom so my wife can’t catch me sippin’ on a 5th can for the day. #SipClub #RootbeerBoys 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Two raptors biting your legs off, while Dr. Grant marvels at “their impressive coordination.” 🙄 121
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026His new album “How He Play That Thing?” is the best thing I’ve heard this year. 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ballmer looking at this picture wistfully. A single bead of sweat drips from his armpit. 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Getting on stage at the karaoke bar and doing an absolutely terrible job pronouncing the German words in 99 Luftballons. Crowd boos. 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you are hearing the Good Times Roll, that’s Ric Ocasek in your ear hole. If Moving in Stereo is playing at your local, thats Benjamin Orr doing the vocal. 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Cutting the recording session short because it’s Ron Gant bobble head night. 020
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If “I” ever agree to import my contacts into a social media app please know that I have been taken and alert the authorities.static.klipy.comLiam Neeson: I Will Find YouALT: Liam Neeson: I Will Find You 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 20/08/20262027: ESPN adds a little floating video of Pat McAfee to every screen in your house. 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Street view in Apple Maps near where Martin Scorsese grew up. #BigApple #NewYorkCity 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 26/07/2026When an unstoppable false start meets an immovable illegal formation. 09716
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Alexi Lalas’s reign of terror over my tv screen ends today! 🙏 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Wonderwall’s fine, but English fans should be singing I Wanna Be Adored after World Cup wins, including humming the long instrumental intro. 010
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Does AT&T Ted actually “exist” in the reality of the commercials? Or is he supposed to be the personification of AT&T’s amazing services? Is Jayson Tatum just hallucinating a guy helping him babysit his kid? 🤔 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 11/06/20263 Knicks players on a hike and they see the AT&T guy on a horse and it’s just “Hey Ted!” ? They’re not a little surprised to see him out there? 🙄 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Running to my front window to watch the dog walker go by with 8 dogs in tow. Thank you, brother. Safe travels. 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Absolutely delighted to see an ad with the grossest picture imaginable at the bottom of this article I’m reading. 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026NBA courts should be treated with a chemical that turns sweat fluorescent green. It would be easier to spot/wipe up and cool as hell visually. 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Rebooting the Lord of the Rings and the only change is Gandalf smokes cigarettes. 000
Tony @rafflewinner.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Winning the White House in 2028 by promising to prosecute the Marlins Man. 000
