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Christineth

@raewray3.bsky.social
187 followers 421 following 187 posts

Mom, mortgage underwriter, proud Colorado native. I like hockey, my dogs, live music, sarcasm, and breakfast.

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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It was outside this year?
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Traditional white Jesus body with a velociraptor head, captioned "RAPTOR JESUS - He got extinct for your sins."
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Too fat to fly is going to be the title of my autobiography
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This filled me with a kind of rage that I did not anticipate.
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He was obviously pruning it how dare you
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it possible to cringe so hard you just turn yourself inside out? Because that's what Im starting to worry will happen.
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pisssssssssssss
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love this too. My cat's name is Gary.
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My son once referred to me as "casserole coded"
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I used to eat cold hot dogs straight out of the fridge as a kid, and the thought of doing it now makes me gag
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jackson isn't too interested in conversation but would very much like for you to throw her ball
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Show me on the doll where getting an education hurt you
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'd be ok if this guy would get lost and go to hell..
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Who would want to watch this??
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A grown ass person who makes loving everything Disney their entire personality
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Chud Punchblast
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
MEE MAW!!!!
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'd just put my hand on his forehead and let him swing at me and miss until he tires himself out.
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Chris Cornell
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
There are more people on stage than in the audience!
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Kevin Malone: Why Waste Time Say Lot Word
ALT: Kevin Malone: Why Waste Time Say Lot Word
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You tell em!
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My kid met him briefly for a photo at Fan Expo a couple years ago and he was. Warm welcome, asked about his costume and was cracking jokes. Super laid back and friendly.
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
There's one in my neighborhood with a pride flag sticker on the back that completely baffles me.
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with a tattoo on his nose
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a tattoo on his nose
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean?
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Wasn't he the one who said he didn't wear a seat belt while driving in DC so he could jump out of his car and run away if anyone came after him?
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Oblongtangular
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Onion headline that reads "Goose suddenly realizes it doesn't have to honk like an idiot entire time it's flapping wings"
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Well you see, when you have a drumstick, your brain stops tickin'
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Finally, a TV personality who GETS it!
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Also a doctor, duh
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I get that Trump can't legally do this, but does NATO care about that law? Or if Trump says the US is out, NATO just says bye Felicia and is not inclined to let us back in when some judge rules Trump's withdrawal illegal?
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Metal is, in fact, very different than a plant. Moron.
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I thought this said "short skits" at first, and was thinking that was probably some terrible improv
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Is he holding the blanket in his mouth? My orange cat does that
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Omg this made me cackle. Well played, thank you!
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Yup, this is the one.
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I thought we said no more Journey psyche outs?
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Ah, going after what they want until they get it. Bet he's one of those assholes who thinks 'I'm going to keep asking you out until you say yes" is a cute way to start a relationship
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If you are outraged about what Kansas is doing to trans people— criminalizing their very right to exist, seizing drivers licenses overnight and saying if they drive thereafter it’s a crime, which puts them into the PIC under their gender assigned at birth where rape is routine—I BEG YOU
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Can you do Jeff Dunham too? God I hate that guy.
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Plenty of fuck rocked! Thank you for always bringing some silliness into this world, it is very much appreciated
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is what I think every time I see Kid Rock. He just looks like he smells awful. And I bet they had to skim off a thick layer of body oil and bong resin when he got out of that water 🤢
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man stands in front of a microphone with the words i tell you what above him
Alt: Tom Segura mimes removing his complaint cowboy hat with the words i tell you what above him
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I laughed entirely too hard at this, thank you
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Christineth @raewray3.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Well he did just learn the word "groceries" like a year ago, so..
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