Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 29/09/2026haunted belgium snapshots olympus pen ees2 don't really know what I was doing but they came out all fucked up in a way that I genuinely enjoy 55410
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 23/09/2026Oh that's easy. One is named GUYBRUSH because some GUY painted him onto a screen with the paint BRUSH of the modern era (computer) and the other one is called BOBCAT because that's a real animal that exists. Hope this helps! 110
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 19/09/2026this demon eel will leave behind such a gap in our lives. she was a one of one. she slithers now along the bifröst to piss on the laundry of the æsir. rest in violence, jonesy. 040
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 17/09/2026lack of self reflection levels approaching critical, she's not gonna hold captain, we have to abandon ship!! 030
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 07/09/2026Jeg græmmes lidt når folk er så klar til at rulle "no farms, no food, no future" sloganet ud og kan ikke lade være med at spekulere på hvor mange af de samme folk ville være lige så klar på at støtte op om "no immigrants, no food, no future" selvom det er lige så sandt, hvis ikke endda mere. #dkpol 140
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 04/09/2026To the surprise of no one, my accent is white millennial podcaster who works in media or games and probably went to college. 040
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 25/08/2026whew, good this the staff at the #gamescom camp put a stop to these pesky unisex single occupancy stalls by gendering them 230
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 15/07/2026Ranged Touch shows propagate by superliminal messagesing alone. 0140
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 24/06/2026I am told it is #makeaterriblecomicday so here you go It's hot today 161
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 21/05/2026Ah, I can answer this one. It's because he was cross bred with a number of different sled dogs to address common genetic issues in large dogs. Unfortunately he also has anxiety. 020
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 20/05/2026I think you should all subscribe to @baldurbjarnason.com's newsletter at softwarecrisis.dev for some good ass tech writing and get truly banger paragraphs like this one shoved right into your inbox for zero dollars 030
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 17/05/2026Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll 010
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 04/04/2026admittedly I get to play this one on easy mode, but it lines up and I had this read to me every night as a kid 010
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 18/03/2026sometimes I wish that I could show my ancestors that I live with a big dumb wolf 260
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 12/03/2026"While the state of things may seem dire lately, there's a lot of optimism to be found about the future of the games industry at this year's GDC" 0101
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 01/03/2026The world is piss but I took my family for a bullshit little walk. It's March 1st. Spring has sprung. Sun is out. Lambs are out here being cute. The tussilago are in full bloom. Truly a lovely spring walk. Some stuff is ok some of the time. 030
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 26/02/2026The answer to the favorite album cover question changes depending on the day you ask, but this one will always have a special place in my heart, it really captures what doom metal feels like 030
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 16/02/2026hey I am making a video game about a goblin who works at a library, here is some concept art, it's very early days, but please enjoy goblins 2193
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 13/01/2026This morning my 2 year old pointed at me and exclaimed "cuck!" and later she reached into her toy chest and walked over to hand me this. 2110
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 11/01/2026@smolanalyst.bsky.social and I saw it being labeled the ugliest city in the world and so we immediately decided to like it. We drove there specifically to go to Primark and buy cool ass Gudetama bedsheets and we also found a Dunkies there and bought some mugs. 140
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 07/01/2026We have invented a technology to stick a thing onto a wall with enough force that millions of elderly and movement impaired trust their lives with it every single day so WHY THE FUCK WILL NO ONE SELL ME A SHOWER CADDY THAT CAN HOLD ONE (1) SHAMPOO BOTTLE WITHOUT PATHETICALLY SLIDING DOWN THE WALL??? 130
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 28/12/2025my shithead guardian angels watching me about to fuck up again 040
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 20/12/2025Being informed by @smolanalyst.bsky.social that our village in fact has a population of less than 1800 130
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 13/12/2025Det må sørme have været en rigid analyse. Gad vide om deres hovedsponsor, Moroccanoil, har været en lille finger på vægtskålen. 110
Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 18/11/2025For size reasons, I am counting Denmark as a town. Pleased to introduce everyone to the bøfsandwich, a burger with remoulade and pickled beets, topped with fried and raw onion and then absolutely drowned in brown gravy. 050