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Christian Petersen

@raevpet.com
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i love goblins i make video games i'm @raevpet on all the platforms reluctantly located in belgium he/they

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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 9h
Sickos yes memet, men på dansk
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 29/09/2026
haunted denmark snapshots
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 29/09/2026
haunted belgium snapshots olympus pen ees2 don't really know what I was doing but they came out all fucked up in a way that I genuinely enjoy
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 23/09/2026
Oh that's easy. One is named GUYBRUSH because some GUY painted him onto a screen with the paint BRUSH of the modern era (computer) and the other one is called BOBCAT because that's a real animal that exists. Hope this helps!
A bobcat stands on a branch
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 19/09/2026
this demon eel will leave behind such a gap in our lives. she was a one of one. she slithers now along the bifröst to piss on the laundry of the æsir. rest in violence, jonesy.
A photo of me holding a very content looking gray cat tucked into my fleece. I am sitting in an office chair, wearing headphones and I, too, am looking very content.
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 17/09/2026
lack of self reflection levels approaching critical, she's not gonna hold captain, we have to abandon ship!!
profile text of user @beyondthecrux.bsky.social (display name Aikaterínē) - "Seeing the world a little differently through the lens of systems thinking and cognitive science. Breaking patterns, learning to fall, and exploring the data structures of complex adaptive systems. Keep climbing!"
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 16/09/2026
white lady looks at her phone with confused horror and/or disgust
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 13/09/2026
da: the sickos meme from The Onion, but translated into Danish
da: sickos meme'et fra The Onion, men oversat til dansk
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 07/09/2026
Jeg græmmes lidt når folk er så klar til at rulle "no farms, no food, no future" sloganet ud og kan ikke lade være med at spekulere på hvor mange af de samme folk ville være lige så klar på at støtte op om "no immigrants, no food, no future" selvom det er lige så sandt, hvis ikke endda mere. #dkpol
Figur der viser fordeling over internationale lønmodtagere fordelt på branche grupper, hvor man bl.a. kan se at over en tredjedel af landbruget er udlandsk arbejdskraft og ca. en fjerdedel af hhv. restaurant og slagteri branchen er udlandsk.
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 06/09/2026
Adult non super sayian Goku looks at his phone in great distress
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 04/09/2026
To the surprise of no one, my accent is white millennial podcaster who works in media or games and probably went to college.
Heat map of the united states showing which parts of the country most strongly correspond to my accent and which don't.
The top 3 most like my accent are San Francisco, Boston, and New York and the top 3 least like my accent are Oklahoma City, Dallas, and New Orleans.
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 25/08/2026
whew, good this the staff at the #gamescom camp put a stop to these pesky unisex single occupancy stalls by gendering them
A single occupancy toilet stall at the GamesCom Camping site with a unisex symbol on itThe same unisex toilet stalls shot from the side, where you can see that the staff have taped up signs to separate them by male and female
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 24/08/2026
when the cat cpr hits
drawing of a cat looking fucked up from getting cpr
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 06/08/2026
little naked goblin saying "wow, ok!"
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 06/08/2026
I en fucking nøddeskal
The "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" hotdog costume meme
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 15/07/2026
Ranged Touch shows propagate by superliminal messagesing alone.
Lt. LT Smash yells from a window at Lenny and Carl to listen to Shelved By Genre
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 25/06/2026
Screenshot of the first result on a Duck Duck Go image search for "enormous y" picturing a large metal Y with the caption "Huge Vintage Industrial Zinc Letter Y, Czechoslovakia 1950s For Sale at ..." underneath it
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 24/06/2026
I am told it is #makeaterriblecomicday so here you go It's hot today
Six panel comic drawn crudely in ballpoint pen on low quality tan stationary (there are no lines between panels)
Panel one, a sour faced goblin sits in an armchair 
Panel two, a fly buzzes above the goblin 
Panel three, the goblin attempts to swat at the fly, it misses
Panel four, the goblin sits up a bit and looks frustrated, the fly still buzzes overhead 
Panel five, the goblin grunts and inexplicably rolls out of the armchair with the caption "SUDDEN IRRATIONAL GESTURE" 
Panel six, the goblin lies on the floor and screams angrily at the fly and at circumstances
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 10/06/2026
Yes.
Screenshot of the original post with most of the text crossed out except "Will British people be insane"
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 26/05/2026
Sometimes you eat the bear, and, well
Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski giving sage cowboy advice, he's sporting a big moustache, black leather vest over a grey work shirt and a white cowboy hat. In the background is a yellow, tackily lit out-of-focus bowling alley.
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 21/05/2026
Ah, I can answer this one. It's because he was cross bred with a number of different sled dogs to address common genetic issues in large dogs. Unfortunately he also has anxiety.
Lou, a large black and tan Shiloh Shepherd, is splayed across a brown couch and resting his head and right front paw on a baby blue quilt with puffins on it. He looks very sleepy.
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 20/05/2026
I think you should all subscribe to @baldurbjarnason.com's newsletter at softwarecrisis.dev for some good ass tech writing and get truly banger paragraphs like this one shoved right into your inbox for zero dollars
"The EU suffers from the double bind of being protectionist of its industries – that’s literally what it’s for – while at the same time explicitly allowing direct attacks on those industries and its single market because the US tech industry – protected by the US and their dominance over the global economy – has broadened the scope of its ambitions to include “everything, everywhere.” If the EU moves to protect their industries they are acting against the technopoly and US hegemony that frames their very understanding of the world. At the same time their very reason for existence is the protection of their local industries and market and allowing their destruction is unthinkable. Neither action is conceivable, hence the double bind. Psychologically, a double bind like this would feel as confusing as being told you have to bite your own arm because the arm misbehaving. Even if it’s correct, even if your arm is indeed misbehaving and biting it is indeed all you can do to stop it, the thought still has the flavour of madness."
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll
Judith Butler in a leather jacket looking badass
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 14/05/2026
Vegeta, in Super Saiyan mode, looks at his phone, with contempt and revulsion for the disgusting smattering of exclaves that is the Baarle-Hertog municipality.
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 10/04/2026
thinken about her miss her
Same picture as in the quoted post, but with the top label replaced. 

70s sci-fi pic of a glowing green pyramid in the distance and a dark foreground with people in robes carrying torches winding through a desolate landscape towards the pyramid.

The pyramid is labeled "dundee 24hr bakery" and the robed people are labeled "me and de fellas"
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 04/04/2026
admittedly I get to play this one on easy mode, but it lines up and I had this read to me every night as a kid
The Hobbit (1937)
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 18/03/2026
sometimes I wish that I could show my ancestors that I live with a big dumb wolf
Lou, a very fluffy black and tan shiloh shepherd, is posing regally on top of a blanket in a red one and a half seater IKEA chair in our living room. He has a dumb look on his face as he stares just past the camera, head empty.
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 12/03/2026
"While the state of things may seem dire lately, there's a lot of optimism to be found about the future of the games industry at this year's GDC"
That one survivorship bias plane diagram
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 01/03/2026
The world is piss but I took my family for a bullshit little walk. It's March 1st. Spring has sprung. Sun is out. Lambs are out here being cute. The tussilago are in full bloom. Truly a lovely spring walk. Some stuff is ok some of the time.
Two lambs are in a meadow with their mother. Two lambs are in a meadow with their mother. They are staring into the camera while their mother grazes. A lamb feeds in a meadow as its mother has her face by its little butt. Some bright yellow coltsfoot in bloom on a bed of dark underbrush. A few green blades of grass are visible between the dark withered leaves on the ground.
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 28/02/2026
Jeg har fixet den.
Hvorfor angriper de nå?

USA har angrepet som følge av fohandlingsposisjoner.
- Selv om det har vært vanskelig å skjønne akkurat hva de sier
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 26/02/2026
The answer to the favorite album cover question changes depending on the day you ask, but this one will always have a special place in my heart, it really captures what doom metal feels like
Conan vs Slomatics split EP cover
Illustration of a horned knight in a fur cape wielding a crude lance and riding a giant snail through a rocky, alien landscape
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 16/02/2026
sorry, but...
Matt LeBlanc looking like an Irish uncle
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 16/02/2026
hey I am making a video game about a goblin who works at a library, here is some concept art, it's very early days, but please enjoy goblins
three doodles of a little goblin with a round little body, bat-like rounded ears, a big nose and one huge eye, they look very anxious and shifty
in the first doodle, they are sitting on the ground, in the second one they're walking with a precariously wobbly stack of books held above their head, in the third one, they're just standing still, wringing their handsfour more doodles of the same goblin, in the first one they're walking outsite with a backpack on, in the second one, they're wearing reading glasses and looking at a scroll of some kind while sitting at a table, there is a mug of something hot next to them, in the third one, they're sweeping a floor with an old fashioned broom and in the last one, a humanoid shark wearing jeans is saying something in a speech bubble with an image of a book inside of it while the goblin looks up at the shark with their hands on their hips
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 09/02/2026
lol
Screenshot of a cloud of dots representing bluesky users labeled "Danish Journalists And Public Figures" with my username on the edge of said cloud
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 06/02/2026
birthday boy
A picture of a tan and dark brown German shepherd with long fur sitting on a tile floor looking straight at the camera. A picture of a tan and dark brown German shepherd with long fur sitting on a tile floor looking off to the side.
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 16/01/2026
redemption 😌
My hand holding a yellow wooden block in the shape of a W
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 13/01/2026
This morning my 2 year old pointed at me and exclaimed "cuck!" and later she reached into her toy chest and walked over to hand me this.
My hand holding a light blue wooden block shaped like the letter L.
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 11/01/2026
@smolanalyst.bsky.social and I saw it being labeled the ugliest city in the world and so we immediately decided to like it. We drove there specifically to go to Primark and buy cool ass Gudetama bedsheets and we also found a Dunkies there and bought some mugs.
Picture of a bed with yellow and blue bedsheets featuring the Sanrio character Gudetama
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 07/01/2026
We have invented a technology to stick a thing onto a wall with enough force that millions of elderly and movement impaired trust their lives with it every single day so WHY THE FUCK WILL NO ONE SELL ME A SHOWER CADDY THAT CAN HOLD ONE (1) SHAMPOO BOTTLE WITHOUT PATHETICALLY SLIDING DOWN THE WALL???
Product image of a plastic safety handle for showers, three small images on the left show it in various placements by a shower, bathtub, and toilet, respectively, the first two also show a hand gripping it, and a larger image on the right shows a clear view of the product on a white background
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 28/12/2025
my shithead guardian angels watching me about to fuck up again
Two very simply painted ceramic angels with a sly look of anticipation on their faces photographed from below
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 27/12/2025
A frame from Junji Ito's Tomie of a young boy looking miserable
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 21/12/2025
Picture of Richard Ayoade as Dean Learner in Garth Marenghi's Dark Place - he is dressed and styled identically to the character in the quoted screenshot
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 20/12/2025
Being informed by @smolanalyst.bsky.social that our village in fact has a population of less than 1800
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 19/12/2025
A poster for Fantasia 2000
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 14/12/2025
sex with everone
write an erotic story in only three words
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 13/12/2025
Det må sørme have været en rigid analyse. Gad vide om deres hovedsponsor, Moroccanoil, har været en lille finger på vægtskålen.
"- Hvis det var meget lettere at holde sammen på hele butikken ved at smide Israel ud, så havde man gjort det i EBU. Men det har man ikke, og det er jo fordi, at de har analyseret sig frem til, at det ikke vil løse noget som helst. Tværtimod vil det få det hele til at eksplodere, siger han."
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 09/12/2025
Daaamn! That answer could use some work!
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 01/12/2025
Screenshot of the guy from the Onion article with the headline "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 28/11/2025
picture of yoda looking tired with the caption edited to say "22 months.. going back for more teething"
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Christian Petersen @raevpet.com · 18/11/2025
For size reasons, I am counting Denmark as a town. Pleased to introduce everyone to the bøfsandwich, a burger with remoulade and pickled beets, topped with fried and raw onion and then absolutely drowned in brown gravy.
A picture of a bøfsandwich on a white plate. It is sitting in a pool of gravy.
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