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Laureate

@rae-laureate.bsky.social
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You can call me Rae. About two apples tall, still out-drink your whole table. Buy me a drink, let's start some trouble. AI imgs · RP · NSFW at times · casual

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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So how much longer do I need to sit around for until someone pushes me?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fae don't normally give gifts so lightly. But, you've worked hard this week. Don't think I didn't notice. So, here. You deserve this. IT'S NOT FOREVER!
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do enjoy a good story with a good soak. Tell me another tale, I'm in no rush to leave.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tracked it half the night. Clean kill, one hit, no suffering, I'm not a monster. Respect the hunt.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get low, stay downwind, go still. I know that's not easy for you to do when you're a giant. Wait, then keep waiting. The thing that stops watching for you is the thing you've already caught.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you're going to take the time to fuel up those oversized bodies of yours, you should at least know that your food is clean. #maidmonday
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not every night is an adventure. Sometimes doing nothing is what we adventurers need most.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No! I’m not coming out. Go away! #caturday
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Try and keep up. I'll keep a spot warm for you.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some days we just need to enjoy a slower pace.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not many people trust food from a fay. It's a good thing you're not many people. And I'm not most fay. Now, what did you want again?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sometimes you just need to find somewhere warm that smells like something good and lie against it until you remember you're a person.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The sun is up. Time to pick an adventure and get to it. Or, make your own adventure. If you need help, just ask. No shame in asking for help from someone with experience.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They are lovely to wear
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Coil your cables. I shouldn't have to say it. Leaving a wire looped across the whole desk is just lazy, and I'll not pick my way through some giant's clutter like it's an obstacle course they built on purpose. Sort your mess out. #maidmonday
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*Slurrrrrp* Did you want some?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Go! Away! #caturday
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Want to play?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t feel any more Halloween ready.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don’t worry. I’ll keep an eye out while you “sleep” And I’ll be around when you wake. Enjoy your resting hours.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If it’s a show they want Pixie Bard and Orc #aiart #oc #Thorcsday
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes I had to make this beach outfit myself. How could you tell?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To the shop keeps who work in all sizes, you are the real wizards in this world.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look who's rejoined the land of the living. I made you a drink. Don't thank me, just drink. Now get back to your normal self before you decide to go face-down unconscious again like that's a normal thing a person does. We're wasting daylight.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You lot will eat anything if it's shiny enough. That's the whole trick, that's how they get you. Take what you reached for yourself and you'll never once wake up owing somebody a favor you don't remember agreeing to. Anyway. Grapes?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s wonderful watching the same tree try on a new outfit for the season. I wonder what outfit the trees will try on next. I should try and match what ever it is they choose to wear.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Must be strange laying down and spending so much of your short life sleeping. Don't worry. I'll be around. You have nothing to worry about with me here. Just relax. You must be tired pumping all that blood around that large body.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t understand but I can do it too.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A good #maidmonday to you. I have prepared a light breakfast for you to enjoy. No need to thank me. I just try to be helpful. Knowing I could help is payment enough for me. Now enjoy, don’t leave any behind. I made it for you and you alone.
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Sir Steve 🖤 @sir-steve.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cheers to all you wonderful women here. You’re making me really happy! 🖤 @noemism.bsky.social @rae-laureate.bsky.social @hannahchase.bsky.social @trinket-emi.bsky.social and a very special one to @wendygotmore.bsky.social for this brilliant idea! #ai #grok
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Go Away! #caturday
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Wendy Gotmore @wendygotmore.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#FanArtFridayAI - Silken Seduction @rae-laureate.bsky.social #SynthArt #GenAI #AIArt #CreativeAI #generativeart
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So, the lighting is better here, by the window?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyone need a drink?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The one tailor who knows how to mend my outfits is off today. Be honest, how bad is it? Can you tell?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is the weather always this wet?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You're welcome to join me for lunch if you're free. I promise to share food freely and with no obligation. I'll even pay for the next round just for the pleasure of your company and smile. But I am open to hearing any stories you have to tell.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It might take a while to do right, but a good bath is worth the effort. You lot should try it more often. Might even be kinder to each other after. Better moods all round. Just saying. The world would fight less if more of you sat in hot water till you forgot to be cross.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you excuse me, I think I earned myself a nice long bath.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Maybe I’ll just pay for the pedi
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I never understood time. But i do understand a new crispness in the air. I hope it stays for a little while.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tea set almost ready! See, a little elbow and they are good as new. #maidmonday
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Considering how much of you life you lot spend asleep, it’s strange how you like to start your adventuring day slow. Not that I mind. Sometimes all the rush is a bit over the top.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Go. Away. #caturday
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Something warm to eat. Something pleasant to drink. We'll keep each other company and call it a fair trade. Want a bite?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Could spend days shopping around in the city looking for someone who's wiling to make cloths tailored for my body shape. Sometimes you just have to wear what is available.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The shopkeep doesn't ask why I keep buying so many sewing needles. I comes in. I walk out with a fistful of needles. He just counts them out, takes his coppers, and wishes me a good evening like I'm here for buttons. That's why I like him. That's why he'll never need to find out.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ha ha very fun You’re going to let me out right?
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The rain feels 10x heavier on my wings. Guess nothing else to do but watch the city sky and dry off.
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Laureate @rae-laureate.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fun shot
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