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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 10h
the "two arms locking fists in agreement" meme; the white arm is "Donald Trump", the black arm is "everyone else", and the point of agreement is "despising Trump supporters"
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scene from The Simpsons episode "Homer Goes to College" (s5e3, 1F02), in which Snake Jailbird introduces himself to Homer's nerd friends as the Wallet Inspector. 

Does the ruse work? Buddy, you won't believe it.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm so tired, y'all.
Top two stories in Bluesky's trending section:

story #1: Russia reportedly arming Iran [with whom Trump is at war]

story #2: Trump strikes diesel deal with Russia [who (see story #1) is currently arming the nation with whom Trump is at war]
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the "Swan Boy Italian Chef Redone As Sickos meme" joke except now it says "Healthies" in Italian (or at least as close as I can get for an English neologism translated into a language I don't speak, again I'm sorry Italian people and I implore you not to hurt me)
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
panel 9 of the Swan Boy strip "Double Date 8" - in which an Italian fish chef at Carrabba's stares excitedly through the window of his kitchen door - redone as the Sickos meme, but in Italian. (yes I'm aware that I probably translated it wrong, I do not speak the language, Italian people please don't hurt me)
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that one dril tweet that goes "( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers" except now its the Bathroom Brothers because that's what Rona said in today's "Swan Boy" and it reminded me of the dril tweet so I swapped one for the other because I thought it was funny and I hope you The Reader think it is too
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jesus, did Ms. Teacher have to guide his hand as he signed?
Greg Brockman of OpenAI, whose signed initials look as if he's just learned his letters.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and so:
scene from Swan Boy (strip "Swan Boy: Babysitter for Hire 12", panel 6), in which Swan Boy jumps to the defense of his friend Noel (out of frame), shouting "NoooOo!!!!! Noel has a really hard time getting it wet!!! Don't blow this for him!"
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ah, so that explains this qt.
qoute tweet by @acabcalloway.bsky.social which claims "The actual purpose of the [sex offender] registry is to collectively punish a registrants close female relatives and sentence them to a lifetime of unpaid bureaucracy navigation with a side of death threats."

[For context, my original post to which they were responding:

"Lifetime registration is to *protect other people from him*. It's not the punishment. *Jail* would be the punishment.

Look, there's definitely a conversation to be had about prison/punitive reform. Brock Turner belongs as far from that conversation as possible."]
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daaamn! That answer could use some work!
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Simpsons taught me.
Scene from the Simpsons episode "Bart on the Road" (s7e20, 3F17), in which Lisa inform Homer that Bart is stranded in Knoxville using a map of American nuclear facilities. "It's in Tennessee, right next to the Oak Ridge nuclear facility, birthplace of the atomic bomb."
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Agrajag if you're reading this then you've just lost the game.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A man instructs a computer: "say 'I feel pain'".

The computer follows the instruction, repeating "I FEEL PAIN".

The man replies "oh my god".
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bruce Heffernan, "author" of the classic Onion article https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok who saw "female character actress who *isn't beautiful*" and said Gillian Anderson. tell him I just wanna talk
Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in "The X-Files"
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mafia stuff (not just spaghetti). It's giving "Legitimate Businessman's Social Club"
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scene from 30 Rock. Jack Donaghy asks Dennis Duffy, "Dennis, what are your politics?"

Dennis replies, "Social conservative, fiscal liberal."
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
❤️❤️❤️ when old couples start to look like each other ❤️❤️❤️
Melania and Donald Trump, hosting Xi Jinping (off camera), looking absolutely miserable with each other.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love this for them so much, they deserve each other.
Melania and Donald Trump, looking equally miserable together.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Melania Trump looking miserable
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mike Mills, R.E.M. youtu.be/G0SU7fqY3ro?...
photo of R.E.M. in concert; Mike Mills (left, bass guitar and vox) and Michael Stipe (right, vox)
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
she's going with him one way or another
Scene from The Simpsons episode (s5e18, 1F16), in which Mr. Burns reveals to Smithers the "far greater reward" he has planned for his loyal assistant in the event of the former's passing.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In your entire posting history you've invoked Netanyahu by name only two times. It should not be this hard for someone who believes what you ostensibly believe to say "Netanyahu is a war criminal and protesting his speeches is good." (Hey, I finally went to your profile! Aren't you happy?)
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And when given the chance to *confirm* this, you vaguely sidestepped when you could've more easily just said "yes".
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Except the "they" could just as easily apply to "those delegates". He's been asked multiple times, by people other than me, to clarify who he meant, and he waffled around it. I would have no reason to suspect if he would just be forthcoming.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Two groups conflate Zionism and Judaism: Zionists, who want to legitimize Zionism by pretending it is Judaism; and anti-Semites, who want to delegitimize Judaism by pretending it is Zionism."
– Rabbi Yaakov Shapiro
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zionism is merely the establishment of a Jewish ethnostate, whatever the means to that end may be. It's not an exclusively pro-Semitic endeavor and actually often runs in parallel to antisemitism.
"Two groups conflate Zionism and Judaism: Zionists, who want to legitimize Zionism by pretending it is Judaism; and anti-Semites, who want to delegitimize Judaism by pretending it is Zionism."
- Rabbi Yaakov Shapiro
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
or maybe that's just the first step...
Scene from The Simpsons episode "Sideshow Bob Roberts" (s6e5, 2F02), in which Bart and Lisa discover the grave of Bob "voter" Edgar Neubauer, leading Bart to exclaim "The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican!"
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Economics is just this now
the Drake meme but it's about the economy: he approves of goods, but refuses services
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the 80s Retro Font meme reading "Not all men but definitely this fucking guy"
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cesarean sections are an, um, off-label use.
The Device (as it appears in Swan Boy arc "Injured List"). Note presence of rotary blade in center of table roughly in vicinity of anthropomorphic pelvis.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[obligatory] Sir, a second compilation has hit the shelves.
the "George Bush learns about 9/11" meme except with Fat Mike of NOFX in in place of DubyaRock Against Bush, volumes 1 and 2; a punk rock compilation series organized by Fat Mike of NOFX
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Poe Dameron in Star Wars: Ep. IX - The Rise of Skywalker, announcing that a certain someone has, somehow, returned
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Why do all these Nazis keep joining the Republican Party?"
picture of "Bruce Heffernan", "author" of the immortal Onion article https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210/
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
typical experience of reading Swan Boy:
two-panel series from Swan Boy (strip title: "Gift Card") featuring the character Cassie

panel one: Cassie holds a drawing* made by Swan Boy, studying it with an expression that sits between "what?", "why?", and "how?"

panel two: Cassie looks at the drawing with a subtle smile, her left hand now cherishingly touching the image

*I will not describe the image, as I cannot describe the image. To reduce it to mere words would be to diminish its glory. Like describing the Grand Canyon as "a big hole in the ground."
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Scene from The Simpsons episode "Brother From Another Series" (s8e16), in which Krusty the Clown (paying obvious visual homage to Johnny Cash) performs live at Springfield Prison, buttering up his crowd of inmates with "I tell you, the best folk in the world are prison folk."
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pretty sure Idina Menzel shared it first
Carlos Santana claims "grievances causes cancer" [sic] and that the cure for cancer is to "let it go". 

(Not typing the quote verbatim because it's long and it's bullshit anyway.)
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's anti-Midwestern discrimination.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
there are headlines that take you for a ride and then there is this, the Euthanasia Coaster of headlines
Pitchfork article entitled (buckle up): "Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations"

"Father Dionysios Tabakid had recently come under fire for religious blog posts that employed homophobic language, as well as ties to a Greek neo-nazi organization"
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You never wanna ignore the little guy.
Scene from the Simpsons episode "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson" (s8e11, 4F08), in which the Springfield Mafia and the Yakuza are fighting on the Simpson's front lawn as part of a mobile-snack business turf war.

In panel , Homer (having been called inside by Marge for their safety), complains "But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet."

In panel 2, we flash to a short Yakuza soldier in a white suit with arms crossed, sternly biding his time as two goons wrestle beside him on the front lawn. Homer (offscreen) continues: "Look at him. He's going to do something. And you just know it's gonna be good."
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
DOLLY PARTON?? WHY IS SHE EVEN IN THIS MACHINE??
that "grim reaper plays the claw machine" meme that floats around whenever famous people randomly die
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley (1994)
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
one of those Egg Council creeps - quite possibly Trump advisor Steven Cheung - hiding behind a door in The Simpsons' episode "Homer the Great" (s6e12, 2F09)
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
gonna defer to Stephen Hawking on this one www.newsweek.com/what-stephen...
"Despite his undoubted intelligence, [Stephen] Hawking was modest about his gifts. When asked in a 2004 interview with The New York Times what his IQ is, Hawking gave a curt reply: 'I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.'"
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
this. this is what they're looking for:
Denethor in "The Return of the King", saying "go now and die in what way seems best to you"
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Why was the Chief of Staff for a leading Republican Senate candidate on a group chat with famous white nationalists?
photo of Bruce Heffernan, "author" of the classic Onion commentary piece https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
famous tweet by wint @dril (which I struggle to believe the poster I'm replying to has *not* seen):

"the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: 'theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fuckiny moron'"
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
oh it's quite clear the company had to adopt it specifically *in response to* the Households' alibi.
Panel #2 from Swan Boy strip "My Dinner With Crystal 4", in which a fish employee at Carrabba's lays out the situation for us:

"Carrabba's has been dealing with unfounded rumors that we shoot customers lately.

I don't know where they come from but I know if we give in to our base desires for vengeance, we become no better than those very rumors!"
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