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michael

@radplanets.com

3.2K followers 847 following 27K posts

planetary scientist, allegedly 🪐 baltimorean, actually 🦀 not a professional account but I do talk about science sometimes ig: radplanets_

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michael @radplanets.com · 29/09/2026

society if the phrase “circle back” was illegal

futuristic utopia

michael @radplanets.com · 29/09/2026

he’s not even here anymore, and yet and I can’t escape him

bluesky muted words and tags tool with the word “BGB” in the entry box thing

michael @radplanets.com · 29/09/2026

mars:

tweet from @wattpadcomment that says
i want that twink Obliterated

michael @radplanets.com · 28/09/2026

september? what is the truth gyllen?

close up crop of the above photo showing a calendar emoji that says July

michael @radplanets.com · 28/09/2026

i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

michael @radplanets.com · 28/09/2026

who up ingesting they mold

a screenshot from a video game showing a man with long hair wearing business casual clothes standing on dimly lit city street. the street is covered with snow-drift like deposits of blue mold

michael @radplanets.com · 25/09/2026

I'm gonna be rich 🤑

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michael @radplanets.com · 25/09/2026

fresh cut friday :)

me celebrating fcf with a fresh haircut. I’m wearing a green plaid shirt with a grey tee underneath and standing in front of a tan brick wall

michael @radplanets.com · 25/09/2026

mischevious looking kitten with drawn on angry eyebrows

michael @radplanets.com · 25/09/2026

John Waters saying “I know a lot of perverts”

michael @radplanets.com · 24/09/2026

thank GOD

PEAK
877.7 Mbps

michael @radplanets.com · 24/09/2026

🫪🫪🫪

104.49 GB

michael @radplanets.com · 23/09/2026

ok fine. hole too.

a porthole-like window looking into an orange-ish metal chamber

michael @radplanets.com · 23/09/2026

posting rods on main

a bunch of metal rods held together by a white cylindrical piece, all held in front of a large piece of aluminum foil

michael @radplanets.com · 23/09/2026

you guys have 401ks?

“you guys are getting paid?” meme. a young redhead in a red and white striped polo shirt is making a perplexed face

michael @radplanets.com · 23/09/2026

🫪 but pixelated

michael @radplanets.com · 22/09/2026

you have to be joking…

photo of a mail in ballot. The top says “Official Ballot Gubernatorial General Election
November 3, 2026 State of Maryland, Baltimore City
Page 3 of 3”

The entire rest of the page is a proposed charter amendment. The exact text isn’t important I just wanted to show that the ENTIRE PAGE is just one proposal.

michael @radplanets.com · 22/09/2026

oh the picture didn't stick

black plastic ball with a window in the center. a blue triangle has the words "Reply hazy. Try again" on it.

michael @radplanets.com · 22/09/2026

me af as fuck

cat sleeping on a tray at a coffee shop

michael @radplanets.com · 21/09/2026

woman from the "pretending to be an influencer in front of my friend" tiktok. she has long light brown hair and is laughing so hard she starts snorting.

michael @radplanets.com · 21/09/2026

with vanilla ice cream and apple pie filling 😳

a large red coffee mug filled with ice cream chopped apples and an oatmeal cookie

michael @radplanets.com · 21/09/2026

I got mugged :D

a large coffee mug shaped sign made out of wood. inside the mug are hooks where real coffee mugs are hanging. the sign says “Hampden mug exchange. Take one, leave one. Enjoy, share, and repeat”

michael @radplanets.com · 20/09/2026

yes that’s generally how that works…

Congrats on lowering your home loan balance this year!

michael @radplanets.com · 20/09/2026

yeah 😮‍💨

a plate of pierogi, sausage and sauerkraut, and some drinks on a red checked tablecloth

pepperoni pizza and a cloudy brown cocktail on the same red checked tablecloth

michael @radplanets.com · 20/09/2026

when ur me to me this is who ur being mean to

robot sculpture with long noodly limbs and a lamp in the center with writing that says “caution i am energizing”

michael @radplanets.com · 19/09/2026

those are my bloomfs

a basket of multicolored hot peppers labeled “med-hot fruity mix”

michael @radplanets.com · 19/09/2026

allegedly living human senator Mitch McConnell holding up a peace sign

michael @radplanets.com · 19/09/2026

hq mentioned

screenshot of hq trivia mobile game

michael @radplanets.com · 18/09/2026

maintaining my brand

selfie of me in a white bathrobe with a glass of red wine

michael @radplanets.com · 17/09/2026

like this I guess. it’s more about the vibe than the facial expression tbh

michael @radplanets.com · 17/09/2026

omg 120+ day backlog just in processing the packages

reddit post from dr_merkwuerdigliebe:
They have stalled out recently (most likely due to storms and flooding in NS wreaking havoc on the local infrastructure) so the bulk of apps set to be processed next arrived about 135 days ago. Before that it was around 120 and still slowly creeping up.

michael @radplanets.com · 16/09/2026

mason rn:

fake blood dripping out of mouth

michael @radplanets.com · 16/09/2026

repost to scare a railroad baron

close up of the pantograph on top of a train. It’s the springy thing that reaches up to touch the electrical wires to power the train

a Japanese electric freight train

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

everyone’s doing great 🥰

which oomf has done the best posting this week and which one needs to step it up

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

Unfortunately not. Unless you want to work towards a PhD 😅

Y'all got any openings at your workplace for someone with a BS in astrophysics and a MS in nuclear physics?
Looking for work is a struggle bus

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

There are too many words this could be…

Who of your oomves would you ki**?

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

I am! I mostly study amospheric chemistry of other planets

Are you really a planetary scientist?

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

omg idk! I don’t have anything planned at the moment! where should I go?

Where's your next camping trip?

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

maybe I already have

post pole and/or hole

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

mama it’s autumn (almost) there’s probably lots of toxic dust behind it bc I live in an old house 🥰

While doing some spring cleaning you pull the couch away from the wall to vacuum behind it but you find a small door.
It's just big enough for you to crawl through.
What do you find on the other side?

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

I guess one giant ladybug? Idk these are both awful

Would you rather eat 1,000 ladybug-sized ladybugs or one hamburger-sized ladybug (big hamburger)?

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

find me a job and I will consider it

Move to Toronto

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

this is mean :(

f/m/k: jon/pt/chad

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

find me a job, and I will consider it

move to Philly plz

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

*most* of them

do u like ur bloomfs

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

I’ve never done that and never will #chaste

I like when you post underwear

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

omg too kind 🥹🥰

I am so impressed with your photography

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

rude!!! maybe I like chatting with my blooms!!!

Chores aren't meant to be entertaining. So get to work. Chop! Chop!

michael @radplanets.com · 14/09/2026

check your PSI. I think you might be overinflated!

send me anonymous messages!

🫪

michael @radplanets.com · 13/09/2026

that’s a lot. how about this instead

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