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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 3h
Today has defeated me. At work I have: fumbled my words several times, asked when someone's house was born, told someone our warehouse is in Atlanta, and failed to operate a paperclip. I think I'm ready to go home.
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Izzy @the-wild-poet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey friends! I posted Chapter 13 of my beginner-friendly AO3 coding tutorial! This one covers Social Media Fics (SMAUs) — Text Messages & Calls: how to build message bubbles, calls, and other details that make your chats realistic. Go check it out! Link: archiveofourown.org/works/835326...
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey so don't leave me comments like this. I know we're here to watch these losers kiss and stuff, but I'm not gonna allow misogyny in my comments. I've redacted the name and pfp, but you only get this courtesy once. After that, I'll put your name out there for God and your mama to see. #zosan
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So as someone who does actually believe in rehabilitative justice, I'm here to tell you that you don't ever have to let that person back into your life, you don't even have to forgive them on a personal level, but you cannot bar them from improving or returning to society. Good and evil are fake.
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That feel when you realize the main antagonist in your book are just Lyon Fire Emblem and the Entity he works with is an ancient god-like being whose motives are beyond mortal understanding.
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does anyone else remember after 9/11 when The Eagles got back together for a second, released a shitty song, and then fucked off again forever?
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need to commission some character art soon. I'm in the deep planning stages of this book.
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a lifelong lover of women, can we start shaming the authors that describe the smell and taste of the vagina as something other than what it is? No, it doesn't taste like honey or honeydew or candy. It tastes like pussy.
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find the TikTokification of Appalachia deeply annoying. I lived there my whole life, literally until April of this year, and let me tell you what the actual rules are. 1) Obey all signs and trail markers, and 2) Mind your damn business. The Bell Witch ain't real, but Bubba is. He shoots first.
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Cheese 🍍 @bluefriedchick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would appreciate any help I can get, at all
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Truly no one knows how old the Millennials are. To everyone older than us, we're fresh out of college and still thinking the world is full of opportunities. To everyone younger, one of us shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo.
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 11/09/2026
not to do the 'repost stuff from other sites' thing but a friend sent this to me like YES we need uncosiness in games
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pangur-and-grim

disco elysium does a good job of filtering out the 'alpine witch' cozy crowd by showing us, before anything else, a mostly nude bloated alcoholic man groaning to himself on the floor. and also you have to be him, and also if you do a bad job of grabbing your necktie off the ceiling fan then your heart gives out and you get a game over. like it's such a beautiful and intelligent game, but I wonder if part of the universal praise it gets is from that highly vocal section of the populace getting yucked out at the start. or maybe I'm just stupid and overthinking things
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pangur-and-grim

this is why Dream Daddy got cancelled for having a canned halloween plotline, while in Disco Elysium you get to walk around in a jacket with piss f*ggot sprayed on the back and everyone loves it (rightfully, it's a really good jacket)
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ClAlice_12 @alicekla12.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Eirika and Seth, Fire Emblem The sacred stones. #Fireemblem #Eirika #Seth #fanart
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People who treat their dogs like they're children instead of dogs piss me off. It's normal to adore your pet. It's normal to treat them well. But they're still an animal. Please, for the love of Christ, stop with this anthropomorphizing bullshit and you'll both be happier.
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scolki @scolki.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A digital art piece featuring Roronoa Zoro from One Piece in his Asura form, waist-up, in profile. The background is red, while Zoro is all dull browns, grey and dark teal. His three heads are grinning, their eyes are the same red as the background. His six hands are gripping swords, some offscreen

#roronoa_zoro #onepiece
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think if a customer stays after closing, the employees should get to hunt them for sport.
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Society if the western One Piece fandom would learn that Okama is a gay subculture in Japan and not meant to be trans women. No, they aren't a transphobic depiction of our trans sisters, they are literally a different thing from another culture that you aren't part of.
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is so real
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm starting to wonder if I'm even attracted to men. I try to find inspiration for male characters and I just see pictures of dudes looking like this and I'm repulsed by it.
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Ben Stiller's Blue Steel Look
Alt: Ben Stiller's Blue Steel Look
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There's a washing machine at work that was built by the Roper Corporation. Roper has only one location. I might know the person who built that washing machine, and it just happens to be at the same store I work at, 1300 miles away. I left and never want to go back, but it still makes me ache.
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Parker Simmons @parkersimmons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A few memes I made while we were working on the Spongebob x One Piece animation
Squidward/Sanji says "Thanks. I was just about to ask... for a new reed."Plankton/Usopp says "Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy." as the Going Merry burns in the background.Spongebob/Luffy puts his hat on a crying Sandy/Nami
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3 whole 8balls @8balldoodles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Drunk Zoro
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"kill them with kindness" wrong. dolly parton with the holy moonlight greatsword to the face
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WooooOoOooOendy 👻 @wednesdaygj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you are feeling like you want to DO something to honour Dolly and her exceptional life, you can donate to the Dolly Parton Imagination Library. Thanks to Dolly, tens of millions of children around the world received free books from birth until their 5th birthday. donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Maiina 🐥🌼🍉 @maiinaart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Yup, can't stop thinking about 40 year old Sanji! <3 #onepiece #sanji #zosan
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give me fic recs @silentfuture.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
overstimming a top is a public service
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dependency is the goal.
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hopital
The image shows an IV in my arm
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n o r i t 🦊 @nononorit.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Uh, hi! Thanks everybody who's been dropping by this acc lately. Have an oldie 👋 Sanji makes hungover breakfast for the crew and the reactions are… something 🍳🥓🥞 #art #fanart #zosan ⚔️🕒
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Years later and I'm still annoyed by people getting "good for her" from Midsommar.
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horneta @horneta2929.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gotta post this before summer ends! #Sanzo #Zosan
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Kyra @hijikyra.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
GLASSES SANJI IN HEELS!! GLASSES SANJI IN HEELS OH MY GOD!!!!
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Honey(Comms open) @imperialnyx.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Biblically accurate Vinsmokes #onepiece
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Danny 🍓(comms open) @dannymans66.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
It's a bit windy today huh #onepiece
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Danny 🍓(comms open) @dannymans66.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Motherly love #onepiece
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When I was in high school, back in like 2007, my girlfriend at the time had a little sister whose diet largely consisted of Vienna sausages and plain triscuits. The worst part about this is that she drank the goop the sausages came in. Core memory for me.
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Still can't believe this made it to prime time. On a Nintendo platform no less 😂
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E-chan049 *☆COMMS OPEN☆* @e-chan049.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Where will he go with that tray? 🤔💅 #sanji #onepiece #onepiecefanart #art #traditionalart #fanart #sketch
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dear customers, if you need help, don't mock my name and then proceed to ask me uncomfortable questions about religion while I'm at work.
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💙 Mutty 💚 Zosan Week 📌 @smuttyblue.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I am no better than Sanji lol #zosan
Elbaph Zoro showing of his assets, lil chibi head of Sanji peeks down with a nosebleed
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Project Hail Mary has got me fucked up. I didn't expect to cry because a sentient rock is cute and wonderful.
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冬 @winteric.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ゾサ⚔️🕒
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💙 Mutty 💚 Zosan Week 📌 @smuttyblue.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Commission for the lovely @ironicveghead.bsky.social 💚💙 Piece for their amazing God Zosan fic! archiveofourown.org/works/79083391
God AU Zoro in his giant demon/Asura form, he’s smiling down at a tiny Sanji he’s holding in his hand
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hopital
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That feel when you're used to having awful periods but then your body decides to make it worse somehow and suspiciously bad on the lower right side. I swear if my appendix is being a bitch...
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When will people realize that just as shipping isn't activism, it also isn't a substitution for a personality.
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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fire Emblem Lord: I hate that people have to die, it's truly shameful for my country to come to this. Fire Emblem Mage hitting the 1% Crit on a recruitable enemy unit:
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🌤LemonlySunny🍹🍋🌤 (Egghead Arc) @lemonlysunny.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Green boi 🌱⚔️ #zoro #roronoazoro #onepiece
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dietrich Fire Emblem keeps tricking me into thinking he's Alucard Castlevania and I'm excited for a second.
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🌙RadiantBard (AKA Torpor)🌙 @radiantbard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The best part of not being the Whitest™ is that if I get a little pink in the sun, it turns brown by the next day. I'd like to thank Great Grandmother for the melanin and thick ass hair.
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