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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Please remember to make yourself available on days you call out. I sent you multiple text messages, called your home and cell phones, and you never responded. We were short substitutes yesterday and I needed you to come in to help cover classes.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pro tip for new teachers: When it comes to what a parent and student said you did or didn't do, the burden of proof will always belong to you to prove or disprove the thing they said you did or didn't do.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Of course I've noticed that your department colleague has poor classroom management. To fix the situation, they will be punished by having their class sizes reduced, while the rest of you will be rewarded with more students to reach and teach.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The nice thing about being me is that when my policies create a new problem, I can hire an ed. consultant to help fix the problem that I created, followed by praise from the board and superintendent for taking steps to fix a problem that I created.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"When I walk into a classroom and see walls that are bare, that tells me that this is a classroom of a mediocre teacher." If there's anyone who can spot the signs of a mediocre teacher, it's our new and amazing ass. sup. of curriculum.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The new ass. sup. of curriculum will be walking through classrooms to see proof of great teaching. Please make sure that your walls are covered with pedagogical flair for their visit as proof of great teaching.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Remember that your annual goals must contain a list of interventions for students in your classes that have tested below grade level. Please include at least 3 pedagogical strategies that you will use during your before and after school intervention time, thanks!

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It always amazes me that the ed. consultants we hire always find evidence of the issues we tell them ahead of time that we expect them to find and also have a series of PDs that will help us fix the issues. How do they do it?

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

After one week, your new department colleague has decided to quit which will result in some of you getting a combo class until a replacement is hired. Make sure to differentiate your instruction to ensure the success of your new students, thanks!

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"It is really hot in here, I'm glad this isn't my office!"

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

santacruzlocal.org/2026/08/19/p... "Newton suggested students’ parents could help them with reading exercises... " That suggestion alone is well worth the $4,000/day price tag. I mean, where else would you get such paradigm-shifting ideas for practically nothing?

santacruzlocal.org

This PVUSD consultant is paid $4,000 per day. Some trustees want more oversight - Santa Cruz Local

A literacy coach consultant hired by PVUSD is paid $4,000 per day, but some teachers have said the coaching wasn't helpful, but disruptive.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The best thing a revolving-door admin can do on the first day back isn't to make sure that teachers have necessities for their students or that class sizes are balanced, but to walk through and verify that all teachers have their Power Standards posted.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It looks like you won't have time after the morning PD session to work on your classroom as originally promised. So, as a favor to you, the school will remain open after contractual hours and over the weekend for you to prep for your students. You're welcome!

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It's so difficult to figure out the best part about today's educelebrity first day of Welcome-Back PD. Was it the multiple breakout sessions, the icebreakers for each breakout session, or the two hours of reading quotes to you from their book in the PowerPoint?

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

For the new school year, any student sent to my office for something trivial—like throwing a book at a teacher—will spend an hour in our new Contemplation Wellness Zone where they will think about what they did by playing on their phone.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

For the new school year, administration has decided to go back to physical paper copies of referrals so that we can decide which write-ups to input into the LMS and which ones will magically disappear. Oh, and when I say "we", that means not you.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The board is sparing no expense when it comes to our students. No, they aren't supplying you with classroom necessities, but they did hire an expensive, and therefore effective, educelebrity to lead next week's welcome-back PDs. Bring your gallery-walking shoes!

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The board's budget cuts are going beyond the classroom and are affecting this year's administrative symposium. Sure, we all have our own suite overlooking the ocean, but they actually cut our food allowance to only $125/day. Talk about Draconian.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

www.newson6.com/crime/tulsa-... "Drummond says Hudgins instead directed ‘Allied Engineering Group’ to bill the district $779,317.91 in roofing work at multiple schools where the group performed no actual work." Wait, a school district paying for work that never happened? I'm shocked!

newson6.com

Three charged in Tulsa Public Schools nearly $780k fraud scheme

Prosecutors announce charges against three people accused of using shell organizations to improperly obtain $779,317.91 in Tulsa Public Schools voter-approved bond funds.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Please note the changes that I made for tomorrow's final exam schedule for summer school. Also, please make sure to submit your final grades today before 3pm, thanks!

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

If it looked like I was dozing off during your interview it's because I was. But don't feel bad, I doze off during every interview except with the candidate who was already promised the position by the board president.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

For his 100th birthday, I'm sure that MelBrooks would be happy to know that bulls**t artists are not only given the respect and financial compensation they deserve, but also represent the foundation that shifts the paradigm of our education system.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I'll make sure that everyone graduates. A 100% graduation rate looks great on my résumé!

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The sad news is that your complain-about-everything colleague who just finished their 3rd year in the classroom has decided to quit teaching. On a happier note, guess who we just hired as our new VP and is assigned as your evaluator for next year?

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Thank you for applying to teach summer school. The thing is, I've already promised the position to a board member's nephew from another district, so I went ahead and added your name to the Available to Substitute list. You're welcome!

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I've posted the summer workout facilities schedule for coaches. I know it looks like favoritism, but let me assure you that it's purely a coincidence that the schedule favors the new coaches brought in by our new superintendent.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Highest graduation rate, fewest number of F's, and the most students accepted to a four-year university, ever! It's amazing what you can accomplish when you put your mind to it by simply limiting what a teacher can input into their gradebook.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Please give a special congratulatory shout-out to those seniors who rarely attended class, didn't submit any assignments, and will now be marching with the rest of their peers to the tune of Elgar.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

This is a gold mine! She just needs to create a 100-slide PowerPoint PD using anecdotes and pie graphs to prove the acronym's efficacy, a couple hours of icebreakers and breakout sessions, and she'll earn more in one day as an ed. consultant than an entire month as a teacher.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

You knew this was fiction when Ferris' mom thought her kid wouldn't graduate just because of 9 absences, lol. Thankfully, our SIS lets me login as any teacher to change their mistakes when it comes to absences and grades.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Thank you for submitting your teaching 'wish-lists' for next year. Though I value your input, only Sycophantic Teacher and Sycophantic Department Chair will receive their request for advanced classes with low numbers. For the rest of you, well, good luck!

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

With teacher cuts and class sizes on the rise for next year, the board has decided to hire a Chief Visionary Officer to help our teachers create a vision of success for the class-size increase.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

With graduation only 10 days away, your admin team will NOT be bailing out any seniors who've done nothing for 4 years for another 7 days. These students will work hard in their OCR for 3 days by AI-ing answers and earning their way to the procession.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Of course I believe the student who told me that they guessed 25 for 25 correctly on the multiple-choice portion of your final exam over your claim that they cheated. I mean, the odds of that are like 50-50. They either got them all right or they didn't.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Reports like this show how little the public understands that the reason for the backlash isn't the fault of the web-based apps, but rather the fault of the teachers for not using them with fidelity.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

It's cute how some teachers think that their teaching schedule should be based on their subject matter expertise as opposed to a reward system based on their ability to suck-up to me.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Memo to my circle of sycophants: Please Reply All when thanking me for my Teacher Appreciation Week email so that I can cc the superintendent, executive cabinet, and board members with my Reply All to your Reply All.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

The original script of Episode IV had Leia attending a conference on Alderaan for the up-and-coming school year. Lucas changed the script after realizing that using taxpayer dollars to send administrators to a conference on another planet was just not a believable scenario.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

That scene in The Empire Strikes Back when Darth informs Luke that the welcome-back PD in August is not the only PD he'll be attending all year, but the first of many.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Rumor is that the original Star Wars' script had the Rebellion hiring ed. consultants to help defeat the Empire, until they realized that the consultants had no actual plan. This resulted in the "Hokey Religions" line, which eventually made the final cut.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Remember how happy you were when you found out your previous revolving-door principal was leaving and joked about how the next person couldn't possibly be worse, and then I showed up? Good times!

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Of course my evaluation for your official observation doesn't reflect anything that actually happened during your lesson. I was too busy scrolling and texting on my phone the entire time to pay attention.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

The Nostromo would have been fine had Ripley just realized that the Xenomorph's behavior was a result of not having her self-contained, classroom discipline, RTI matrix posted throughout the ship. I mean, did she even try to offer it any Behavior Bucks?

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The new ed. consulting firm we hired informed us that the last 20 years of ed. consultants were wrong about what's best for our students. They guarantee that their strategies will show results over the next decade as long as teachers follow through with fidelity.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Thank you for submitting your department's publisher of choice for your textbook adoption cycle. The ass. sup. of curriculum has decided that it would best for our students by adopting the publisher that your entire department rejected.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Due to declining enrollment, each department will be losing at least one member leading to an increase in class size for the rest of you. But don't fret, the board has hired an additional ass. sup. of curriculum who will eduspeak you to success with more students.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Your administrative team will be meeting with this year's senior class. We'll be laying down the law by letting them know that their teachers are not allowed to fail them and that every single one of them will graduate.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

It's amazing how fast fortunes change in education. Two weeks ago, at a parent meeting, the sup stated that the district is financially strong and there's no need for cuts. Now, we suddenly have a multi-million-dollar deficit and have to cut non-administrative positions.

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Revolving_Door_Admin @rad-is-awesome.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Please don't act surprised during the parent, teacher, counselor, Failing Senior, and admin meeting that I've explicitly guaranteed the parent and FS on your behalf that FS will pass your class and graduate.

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