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Rachel

@rachelsweatpants.bsky.social
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God’s coldest little soldier. Mostly made of microplastics and cheese.

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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stop anthropomorphizing AI billionaires. They aren't human beings.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am once again asking
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Disgusted that Gene Wilder's FOURTH wife allowed netflix to AI his voice for a fucking game show. He would be horrified.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One thing I wish our friends in other countries knew is that they are keeping us so overworked, so stressed out, so distracted and overwhelmed in the us in order to prevent us from organizing. We are all exhausted all the time.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am already made of 50% Tillamook cheese but im about to be 75% just to make sure they are all good
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran went to the Taylor Swift school of non political behavior
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey so aren't taxpayers having to foot the bill for stadium updates but the team owners get to dictate what performs at them??
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think if you bought an NFT monkey picture when that was going on you should have to have it tattooed on your cheek for life
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hate that man.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They crack down on people handing out water at polling places but totally cool to bribe everyone.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nathan Fielder x Elizabeth Holmes documentary WHEN??
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I need severance! (The show and also the procedure)
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel like I could spend more time on Phish and Gizz tour if I was in Congress. They have so much time off it seems nice.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What the f is artificially flavored Sour?? Not sourdough bread.. just sour flavored bread??
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hate Gloria died before we could fix this mess.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have quite literally run out of places to shop
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Once again asking why aren't we in the streeeeeeeeeeets?
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Olivia Rodrigo inviting the breeders to her festival tells me everything I need to know. 10/10.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My daughter is 8 and well aware of why we don't shop at some places and the entire movie she was like "that's like Amazon and Walmart!"
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coyote vs ACME was fantastic. A joy to watch. F warner brothers for trying to bury it.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why 💁 aren't 🙆 we🙅 in 🙋 the🙇 streets 🫪
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why 💁 aren't 🙆 we🙅 in 🙋 the🙇 streets 🫪
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My list of celebrities that if you mentioned them to me I will cry: 1. Mister Rodgers 2. Robin Williams 3. Dolly Parton 4. Anthony Bourdain 5. David Lynch 6. David Bowie
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The whole wild horses going to slaughter thing has me feeling like the joker.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Honestly it seems men should not be allowed at wnba games
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today I took a shirt up to the counter at goodwill because it had a target price tag of $6 and it was marked $8 to ask if it was a mistake and they said NOPE.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How are people seeing the new Spider-Man in imax? For our family of three that's 75 dollar bucks before snacks. Wtf.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How do I sue America for making me hear about an 80 year old sex pest's "human binky"?
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Eating skittles in bed at 10:15 because free will.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Marjorie Taylor Scream
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love seeing tech bros at the climbing gym in their arcteryx harnesses and expensive shoes climbing their little 5.6s and 5.7s like a ladder. Go off little baby men.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I am dying to not hear about the reflecting pool anymore. It is the thing I care the absolute least about.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oregon friends this is an opportunity of a lifetime
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I actually would argue that Susan Collins is one of the absolute worst in the GOP bc she is constantly cosplaying like she is gonna do something decent but absolutely has never. At least the other evil people own that they are gonna do terrible stuff.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sears family portrait pup
Two very cute dogs, one sitting up with black and brown coloring and the largest dog ears you can imagine. The other is brown and white and he is laying down alert next to sister.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This split open and melt it fantastic.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Exactly where I am today
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Update: I had I expectations and it met all of them. Excellent horror movie. Horror fans have truly been blessed in the 2020 decade.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Finally watching obsession tonight and I CANNOT WAIT
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Curious if anyone else is seeing this, but if you delete and redownload Instagram, every time is seems to add you as a follower of doug burgham each time? I literally hate that man and for some reason it continues to try to make me follow him. Wtf is that?
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Broke ass bitch
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This should just be his campaign commercial. I'm obsessed with this Tim Robinson-ass political man. 10/10
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
He's a good man savannah
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hey I know we are all chilling champagne for that one thing... But I have a second bottle chilling for when they BREAK UP THE TICKETMASTER MONOPOLY! Lord please hear my prayers!
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I am convinced Susan Collins runs a racket where she pretends to waffle on a vote until someone on the right pays her to vote with the rest of them. Same racket as trump announcing he's maybe gonna regulate something. He threatens so someone pays him under the table to make it disappear.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Trailer park ass white house
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Remember his sad little birthday parade that no one attended.
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hey do we still have the Venezuela president or nah?
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Rachel @rachelsweatpants.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Memphis strong!
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