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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 16h

Well, I had an eventful evening. How’s everyone else doing?

A white Subaru outback that was thoroughly fucked in the ass.

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake theonion.com/nba-reminds-...

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You know what sucks about being competent at work? Never getting to play dumb. "Rachel can you do XX?" "Oh! I've never done that before." "You can figure it out." And then I fucking figure it out.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This sweater is finally done! The #ShowMeYourColors sweater was supposed to be done in time for the Seattle Flock & Fiber festival. I wasn’t able to attend Flock so I took more time to finish this sweater. I also needed to add a few more colors to get to the length I preferred. #FreshOffTheNeedles

A middle aged white woman stands on her bathtub to take a selfie showing off her freshly finished Show Me Your Colors sweater that was started for the Seattle Flock and Fiber festival. The sweater’s main color is a light gray and features strips in dark green, dark teal, pink, maroon, dark purple, and lavender.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have no real reason to hate Penn State, but watching them suck against Northwestern is bring me great joy.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Feelin' pretty good about myself right now. Just had someone tell me they thought I was 28/29 and were shocked when I said I was 45. Admittedly the person was trying to sell me a newspaper subscription, but still...

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Arirang has become my Cowboy Carter for 2026. I can’t stop listening to it.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it really “mind-boggling” when ICE is terrorizing and disappearing people?!?!

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yes!!! Sabrina Ionescu and the Liberty win!!! #ProDucks

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I haven’t watched it yet, but the new Ducks vs Them is here my friends! youtu.be/T5SZEy_zNJI?...

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Ducks vs Them | 2026 Oregon Football Game 4 | “For Your Brother"

YouTube video by GoDucks

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My video game loving kid. Once again, I’m a day late. #SeniorSunday

A teen boy in a Mario hat at Universal Studios.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck #GoDucks

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Ho! Ho! Holiday Viewing! @sleepykittypaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In three months it will be Christmas Day! 📺 20 days 'til Hallmark goes 24/7 Christmas🎄🎥 🎃 36 days 'til Halloween 🪔 44 days 'til Diwali 🦃 61 days 'til Thanksgiving 🕎 70 days 'til Hanukkah 🎅 91 days 'til Christmas 🌍 92 days 'til Kwanzaa 🎉 97 days 'til New Year's Eve 🐉 134 days 'til Lunar New Year

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Christmas Snoopy

ALT: Christmas Snoopy

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m a day late, but this sweet faced baby just applied to UO #SeniorSunday

A blonde haired blue eyed baby boy wearing a bun with multi colored squares on it.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ugh! I’m never going to get to finish this new season of Ted Lasso because my kid wants to watch it with me, but he’s never in the fucking mood. He also made us start Lanterns, but hasn’t wanted to watch since the first episode. I’m going to watch on our “guest” profile so he doesn’t know. 🤣🤣

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Apparently fancy hot chocolate season has started in the Humpert house.

A “be a goldfish” (Ted Lasso reference) mug sits on a white counter filled with hot chocolate, topped with marshmallows, whipped cream and sprinkles.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My daughter has slowly gotten me into K-Pop. She loves Stray Kids but I've become a BTS fan. (I know, I know! I'm late to the party.)

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I know this isn’t the end of the season for the Ducks and they can recover, but I think the thing I’m saddest about, is no Ducks vs Them this week.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Gross! Why is Ted Cruz on GameDay?!?!?! (I love that the crowd seems to be booing him) What an asshole.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So, I’m watching the Ducks game replay right now, and gosh darn that pass interference call on #2 in the 3rd quarter!

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The fact that Michigan needed shenanigans and their fans stormed the field after they beat W Michigan, makes me feel better about the Ducks win against Boise State yesterday.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I think I’m glad I had a soccer match to be at during that game. I’m glad the Ducks won, and I know Boise State is a good team, but that was too close for my comforts

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The first GameDay road show was on my 13th birthday. That’s fun to know!

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I can’t explain it, but the actor who place Addam of Hull reminds me of Terrence Trent D’Arby and every time he comes in my screen “Wishing Well” plays in my head.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Listen. Don't judge me. I just learned that Jackie Robinson's brother, Mack Robinson, earned a Silver Medal at 1936 Berlin Olympics (behind Jessie Owens) and then attend the UNIVERSITY OF OREGON!

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So annoyed! I just realized that I'm missing the Ducks first 2 games. My eldest has a soccer match this Saturday at 1:30 )so technically I can watch the first hour or so), and next Saturday I'll be drive to the coast for a celebration of life while they play. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #GoDucks

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If you’re asking about movies released in 2000/2001 (my birthday is in November), then it’s gonna be Ocean’s 11 and Almost Famous. If you’re asking me what was my favorite movie when I was 20, it would be Tombstone or That Thing You Do!

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Guy Patterson: You Are My Biggest Fan Meme

ALT: Guy Patterson: You Are My Biggest Fan Meme

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Obligatory first day of school photos! C started Middle School, A started 10th grade, and this is G’s LAST first day of school picture as he started his senior year. They all started at different times/days so no group shot.

An 11 yo wearing a black Pokémon sweatshirt, black pants, black shoes, and wearing a backpack with red straps stands in front of a gray house cranky I’m taking his photo before he goes off to school for the first day.

A 15 yo girl with shoulder length brown hair wearing jeans, and off the shoulder dark purple/maroon top with a light blue backpack is standing in front of a gray house.

A 17yo boy with floofy brown hair is wearing a dark green sweatshirt, dark blue skeins, silver chain necklace and silver chain on the jeans with black backpack straps is standing in front of a gray house.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I guess this is my first official #SeniorSunday post. This kid starts his senior year on Tuesday.

Picture of a small blonde haired boy on the beach. He’s wearing a quarter zip and a backward green hat while playing on the beach.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My uncle passed away a few months ago and left me his music collection. I started going through it today and for the most part, it was unsurprising. Except for these gems. I did not expect a 70+ year old white man to have this much Mariah Carey, En Vogue, or Paula Abdul.

A display of CDs on a dark wood table. The CDs included are the Cranberries, En Vogue, Norah Jones, Jewel, Joss Stone, Madonna, and Mariah Carey.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hey!! Fellow Stick fans!! New season coming in November!

Screenshot of AppleTV promotion for Sticker featuring stars Owen Wilson and Peter Dager celebrating

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

As an Oregonian, I'm obligated to hate all LA (California) basketball, but this is fantastic and I will not actively root against the Sparks unless they are playing the Fire.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I really hope Trader Joe's brings back the blue cheese chips. I don't even like blue cheese all that much, but these chips were BOMB with buffalo chicken dip.

An image of a bag of Trader Joe's Cashel Blue Cheese Irish Potato Chips. The bag features rolling green hills (presumably in Ireland), a wedge of blue cheese and some sort of old timey farm equipments. These chips were delightful when served with buffalo chicken dip.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ah yes! Because a MAN through a fucking temper tantrum and caused a scene at a WNBA game, the league shouldn't exist and women shouldn't be allowed to play professional sports. Because WOMEN are to emotional and dramatic. A MAN pitched a fit, but WOMEN are too dramatic?

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My sunflowers are loaded with blossoms and one is finally starting to open!!

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Being able to watch women’s professional baseball in ESPN+ is so freaking cool!

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm completing an intake form and had to click 45-54 for my age group. I'm hurt, offended, and disgusted. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Apparently, @andrae.bsky.social and my favorite pizza has finally gone mainstream:

Papa Murphy's add for the Hulapeno pizza: a pepper one pizza with jalapeños and pineapple.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I don’t know if e-cards count as memes, but

A SomeECard with a person sitting at a table motioning to an empty chair and the words “Please have a seat. You must be exhausted from being a fucking cunt all day” on a goldenrod background.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Oregon winning an advertising competition is super cool and also feels very on-brand (pun intended).

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

We have had 3 different office managers in the last year and the way each one of them approached the job in the first month is absolutely crazy.

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Y’all! The scene: a Taco Bell booth where I’m sitting next to my 15 yo daughter. 15: mom? Me: yeah? 15: are you wearing make up? Me: no 15: you’re really pretty without make up 😊🥰😊🥰😊🥰😊🥰😊

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Rachel @rachelhumpert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I want a cooking competition show where no one gets eliminated, dishes are scored, and scores are cumulative over the course of the competition.

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