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Rachel Birdy

@rachel.weird.tf
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Illegal Lesbian - Time's sloppy seconds - Horny for Doorhandles - Experimental Linguist - She/It - Icon by @fringecrow.bsky.social‬

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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 30/06/2026
One of my favourite painting is Michaelangelo's "A Trans Girl Reading The Comment Section" :)
Michaelangelo's "The Creation Of Adam" but with an oven photoshopped on top such that adam isn't touching god but is touching the stove
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 01/06/2026
What the fuck cloudflare :)
A search for the "Lesbianics.band" domain name, with a list of suggested alternative domain names under it. The list of suggested alternative is comprised of three domain names that say "Lesbianics" and the rest of the list of domain names is "interracialics" followed by different tld's
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 25/04/2026
New bass :3
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 11/04/2026
Pouring myself a hot cold glass of doctor gock. The doctor is in and she is ready to blast her refreshingly cool hot load down my throat.
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 24/01/2026
yo check it out i wanted a better mic for discord calls so i went on the internet and asked what the best mic was and they said to get this i hope it sounds okay
A matte black Neumann U87 in an aftermarket shockmount, at an angle
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 20/12/2025
Yeah these are not trustworthy individuals >.>
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 17/11/2025
... @florasys.bsky.social has helped me summarize like 60-70% of my personality
A telegram chat
Flora: "Wh
Why would you do that to yourself"
Me: "Oh, you know. Seemed funny."
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 06/11/2025
Damn so close
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 30/10/2025
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers". Love Mars Express
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 16/10/2025
I really cannot recommend enough going on linkedin, connecting with your work colleagues, and just treating it like a bluesky you care even less about
A linkedin post that reads "Im so good at posting on LinkedIn, the social media site for big brain business boys. They call me the "Transexual Business Dril of Linkedin". And by they, I mean my friend Alec who is a coward and won't let people tag him in posts."
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 30/09/2025
sweating in furry
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 21/09/2025
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score (Im also cheating) (I also dont know if the matrix 4 score counts but it gets too much hate)
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 18/08/2025
...post seems to appeal to a very very specific niche.
A repose which has been liked by two people called aurora
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 28/07/2025
He is also proud
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 24/07/2025
I built a pair of michaelphones
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 20/07/2025
Floating text saying NaN: "hey guys"
People pointing at the text: "Nine Anch Nails!"
The floating text: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 22/06/2025
HELL YEAH FIXED EVERYTHING
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 22/06/2025
Yeahhhhh it's doing the thiiiing :D
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 05/06/2025
is this anything
A chud of some flavour emerges from a well and says "Like the humble swine, I hath shat upon mine own balls." and a local peasant carrying a bundle of sticks says "Dude can you not tho?"
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 04/05/2025
I have condensed my thoughts on the state of the world down to one helpful image
A parody of the "Love Actually" poster saying "It's Bad Actually", with the four corners occupied by fascism in ascendance, climate crisis, tech oligarchs doing their thing, and all of the transphobia. These are accompanied by ms paint stick figure drawings illustrating these areas.
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 15/01/2025
PEAK. CRYPTOGRAPHIC. ENTROPY.
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 05/12/2024
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 22/11/2024
Embracing the revolutionary spirit and tearing down the red menace
An inflatable Santa being pulled down with a hdmi cable
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 31/10/2024
Turns out, "having a smoke machine" is actually a great substitute for putting effort into halloween decorations.
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 12/10/2024
3200 iso, 2 second exposure. Much brighter than it was in person
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 30/09/2024
Fuck it. Everyone else doing the thing, let's go
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 23/09/2024
The fuck you mean the "Former Boys Club" isn't a club for former boys???
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 26/07/2024
I am a master of science
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Rachel Birdy @rachel.weird.tf · 20/09/2023
Gay
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