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@racerabbit.bsky.social
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kicking at my darkness 'til it bleeds daylight

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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Phteven dog meme
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Steven King's The (Alta) Mist
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Eepy kitteh
An orange and white cat is asleep and fully stretched out on his owner's lap
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm on the fence about whether or not I'm hopepilled or a doomer.
Meaningless survey results that reinforce my own biases while also probably being harvested for targeted advertising
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I really had to pee on Saturday, but kept getting the side-eye when I tried to move
A very large grey-patterned tabby lays stretched across his owner's lap, eyes open only enough to judge his owner's incorrect assumption that having to pee means he can move the sleeping giant
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My lap overfloweth with snuggles
A picture, taken from above, shows a man's bald head and the cats curled up on his chest, lap, and legs
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
Am orange and white cat licks a bowl
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Fucking. Microsoft. As this is my work computer I can't just install VLC Player, but that isn't actually the issue - the issue is that I can't send this to someone because I don't know if they'll be able to view it either! FUCKING. MICROSOFT.
Screen shot that shows an error message saying Windows Media Player needs a new codec in order to play the selected video. As video taken minutes before on an Android phone.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Aww yeah boi, finally gonna learn how to lay pipe!
Picture is of a Sewer Collection Operator text book with the sub-chapter called "Laying Pipe". The innuendo is that a 50+ year old man is finally going to learn how to have sex.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The starship Enterprise orbits a planet with the title "It's a metaphor for racism"
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat pic(s) on your phone. 🐈
A grey lynx-point tabby texts his head on his owner's handAn orange and white cat lays asleep on a bed, curled around his owner's hand and arm, trapping it in a place of fluffinessA grey lynx-point tabby cat spoons his orange and white brother from another mother, while both of them rest on their owner's lap
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Error 40404 Milage Not Found
Picture is of a car dashboard showing a total mileage of 40404.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Be still my frantically beating heart
A picture of a page from a text book. The to love says Pipeline Cleaning and Maintenance Methods. Below is a chapter outline, learning objectives, and a key word list
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Maybe?...might be a bit greasy tho
Screenshot of the Target webpage for organic coconut oil
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This guy is also 13, diabetic, and has had most of teeth removed, and I just cannot handle the idea of him not being around forever
An orange and white cat shirts on his owner's chest, mostly obscuring the owner's face, while the owner gives the orange boi his most deserved chin scritches.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If, like me, you've ever struggled to understand who qualifies as a "competent person", fear not, OSHA has you covered
A picture of a definition in a book for "competent person": A competent person is defined by OSHA as a person capable of identifying existing and predictable hazard in the surroundings, or working conditions that are unsanitary, hazardous, or dangerous to employees, and who has authorization to take prompt corrective measures to eliminate the hazards.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Funny, I haven't logged into Twitter since 2023.
Screen shot of an email from Twitter saying my account has been suspended for violating TOS, except I haven't logged into that account since 2023.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This skeet promoted by this wallpaper
A picture of the Matterhorn
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Basic algebra coming back to kick my ass nearly forty years later
It is a picture of a text book page - the page reads: "2.5.4 Velocity and Flow. Manning's formula (also called Manning's equation) is commonly used by engineers to interrelate slope, quantity of wastewater (design flow), and velocity of flow in a sewer line. Although you will probably not be designing a complete system, this equation will be useful if you need to design an extension of an existent sewer or compare expected design velocities with actual velocities in sewers. Manning's formula is as follows: v=1.486/n(R⅔S½) where v=Velocity
n=Manning's coefficient of pipe roughness 
R=Hydraulic Radius
S=Slope of sewer
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It's the poster for Dune Pt. 3 - A man stands with his right arm raised, clapping a kris knife, while his left arm is around his main squeeze (and the only reason horny fanboys watch these movies) Zendaya.

The text reads: "Butt Stuff with extra sand - like, it's everywhere. Anakin would hate it, but I hear Kenobi is into freaky shit"
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Today I'm on box 7 of ... uh, many.
White, vertical blueprint boxes have been shoved into a corner of a room; several have blueprints shoved haphazardly into them, while stray blueprints litter the space.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'm about to give this a try. May the gods have mercy on my stomach. And liver. And kidneys.
A hand hold a can of Pepsi Prebiotic soda
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Oh look, the weather finally remembered what Alta, UT is supposed to be known for
Screen shot of a NOAA weather report predicting heavy snow for the next four days, in Alta, UT
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Tucker has been much more snuggly since I went back to working full time
An orange and white cat stretches himself out between his person's legs, while getting belt scritches
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Favorite taco place reopened today, and I am happy
Four delicious Street tacos lined up on a plate
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
What in the goddamn Christ, Home Depot? I checked, it is the same model sanders in all four bundles, and the two packs of sandpaper offered in two of the four bundles can be bought for $6.47ea.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The Most Interesting Cat in the World says Merry Christmas
An orange and white cat lounges on a lap, one paw draped over the hand that is petting him
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
TIL the wormholes are formed when two singularities dock with each other
Graphic details how a wormhole can turn when two separate singularities meet
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I mean cats, am I right?
An orange and white sits, with paws tucked under himself, next to his siamese brother, who is crouched and awaiting kisses and scritches
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I've had this little fuzzy potato for 11 years and no matter what I do, he still indoors on making biscuits on my balls.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A small dog with a massive overbite, with the word "Resisthp" overlaying the image
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Photo of the offender for shaming purposes
An orange and white cat released on his owner's chest, looking smug af as only cats can
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
You could always move it to Salt Lake
Late afternoon view of the Watch Mountains as taken from a park in Salt Lake City. White, fluffy clouds top the mountains, while the lowering Autumn sun provides breathtaking contrast to the green of the ground and the blue of the sky.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Another day, another Tesla Owner With Regrets
The bumper of a blue Tesla X had two bumper stickers, one over the other; the first reads "I should have kept the Prius" and the second one says "Elon can oligargle deez nuts".
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Timeline serendipity
Screenshot of two Bluesky accounts in my timeline: the upper one is a reskeet of a picture of Mars taken by the Mars Rover Perseverance, and the second one is of three desert owls peeking over a low ridge, almost as if they are in the image taken from Mars
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I mean
A siamese cat and an orange cat are snuggled up with each other
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Three cats on a bed
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Sexy Thanos has entered the chat
It's Thanos in a sexy pose. No, I won't describe it further as you don't need, and certainly shouldn't want, to know more. I do know more, and I wish I didn't.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Some asshole took a shit next to my car while I was in the climbing gym
An incelcamino is parked to the left of a Hyundai Santa Fe
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Tucker does not care where he lives, as long as Dad is there to cup his face while he sleeps
An orange tabby with white facial markings lies asleep on a hotel bed, his face cupped in his owner's hand
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Korean corndog, so good
A cheese and potato laden masterpiece of culinary cross-pollination called a Korean corndog
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
A study in Humidity
Screen shot of the local weather in Polaris, OH, taken on an Android device: current temperature is 91 degrees F, but it feels like 100 degrees FAnother screenshot showing the local weather for Salt Lake City, UT, that shows it is 90 degrees F, and it feels like 90 degrees F.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Stagers have come and done their thing for my friend's house for pictures tomorrow, and fucking hell these people have terrible fucking taste. As my friend put it, somewhere a World Market is missing most of its stock.
A love wicker chair sits to the left of a fireplace, a tasseled sheet draped across it as though waiting for the high priest to take a seat.A fireplace is adorned a seemingly random assortment of vases, planters, a painting, and two pieces that look like the decorative centers stolen from old-fashioned screen doors.Three wicker circles are hung on a wall, one above the other, looking like so many high school art works hung by proud parents.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I call it "sausage dip": get a bowl of cooked sausage crumbles and dip chips into it. Follow me for more great culinary ideas
A hand is holding a ruffled potato chip with sausage crumbles on it over a bowl of sausage crumbles
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Chili Cheesedog Bread Pudding
An unholy amalgam of chili, cheese, hotdog, and bread lays upon a small blue plate, with yellow mustard as a garnish. It's far more delicious than it looks.
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Everyone fired by DOGE needs to be blowing up this phone line
Screen shot of a U.S. Immigration tweet calling for citizens to narc on their immigrant neighbors
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Needs a third option in the middle that is "Be Awkward By Talking Or, By Being Quiet, At The Wrong Time"
A blonde woman, labeled "Introverts", is facing away from the camera and contemplating which of two paths to take; the one the left says "Be awkward by being quiet", while the one on the right says "Be awkward by talking".
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Oh, to be as happy a cat getting chin scritches
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
"Did you even say 'Thank You'?
Pope Francis meets with JD Vance just before dieing
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Racerabbit @racerabbit.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
A seller and grey lynx-point tabby sleeps on his person's chest
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