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"Unbeknownst to Speed, Racer X is really his long lost brother, Rex Racer."

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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Will the person on the delivery app ever be the person at my door? It's like playing murder roulette 😐
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Patrick Star's Special Delivery
ALT: Patrick Star's Special Delivery
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pete Hegseth says firing squad execution of Fort Hood terrorist will be made 'public' mol.im/a/16194585 via dailym.ai/android
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Pete Hegseth says execution of Fort Hood terrorist will be 'public'
The US government will broadcast the execution of a terrorist convicted of murdering over a dozen US soldiers in 2009, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced on Thursday.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ex Lottery Employees EXPOSE What Really Happens After You Hit a Jackpot
YouTube video by Fortune Stories
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
D'oh! Texas mother who complained about teen son's ICE arrest is given fast-track deportation days later mol.im/a/16152349 via dailym.ai/android
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Mother who complained about teenage son's viral ICE arrest is deported
Teresa De Jesus Ochoa Briseno was returned to Mexico by ICE on Monday, just days after her 17-year-old son was detained by ICE agents In Alamo, Texas.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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BUZZER BEATER! Angels Erupt In Cheers As Man Accepts Christ With Just 0.4 Seconds Left On Clock
HEAVEN — In an unbelievable turn of events, a man on his deathbed professed belief in Jesus Christ and secured his Heavenly reward with just 0.4 seconds left on his life clock.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft
LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women's National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter of intent from Bugs Bunny to enter the draft.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Bad Man
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That's like going to an old folks home and forcibly wheeling out the oldest resident 😐 Massachusetts fishermen land 1,260-pound blue marlin, just short of world record www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/ma...
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Massachusetts fishermen land 1,260-pound blue marlin, just short of world record
Two Massachusetts fishermen landed a 1,260-pound Atlantic blue marlin off the East Coast of the U.S., falling just 142 pounds short of the world record.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was watching a scene in this horror movie where about a dozen wyt women were showering in a gym. Not one wash cloth to be found. They were rubbing their bodies with a bar of soap. Oh yeah, and they were trading the same bar, so they could all use it. I found it all very interesting 🤔
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Squidward's Happy Shower in Spongebob Squarepants Movie
ALT: Squidward's Happy Shower in Spongebob Squarepants Movie
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why are most TV and cable remotes black or charcoal? I don't have an all white house. I can be sitting next to the remote and not see it. Just an observation 😐
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
For my Oakland homies that went to Sambos after church... when we could afford it 😐 youtu.be/02whKd3J_TI?...
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Sambo's: The Rise and Fall of America's 10‑Cent Pancake Empire
YouTube video by Yesterdays Brands
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Fauci Starting To Think That Maybe Keeping A Daily Perjury Diary Was A Bad Idea
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Chief Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted to those close to him that he was starting to think that perhaps keeping a detailed daily "Perjury Diary" was a bad i...
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Imagine how much it would have made if it wasn't a woke piece of crap! Lego could make a better movie 🫤 variety.com/2026/film/bo...
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Box Office: ‘The Odyssey’ Sails to $90 Million in Massive Second Weekend
"The Odyssey" continued its epic box office journey, scoring a sensational $87 million in its second weekend of release.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🦅THOUGHTS🦅 In Land of the Dead (2005), the world is overrun by zombies. Why on earth would paper currency still exist and have any worth 🤔
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This just shows how much Sunny doesn't know about the law. This trespass was equal to a parking ticket 😐 notthebee.com/article/body...
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Bodycam footage shows The View host Sunny Hostin trying to convince cops not to arrest her son for trespassing
Well, this is interesting.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: mply.io/WIOferAf6uY
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MONOPOLY GO!
MONOPOLY GO!
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wild! Flipping channels and land on Commuter (2018). Sam Neill is in it.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Sam Neill, ... welcome... to Heaven"
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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houseofmonteno on Instagram: "Trump goes full West Coast 🔥What if the Trump administration dropped a 90s West Coast rap video? 😭🔥AI parody inspired by the leg…"
Trump goes full West Coast 🔥What if the Trump administration dropped a 90s West Coast rap video? 😭🔥AI parody inspired by the legendary hip-hop era. Just for fun.#DonaldTrump #Usa #HipHop #Maga #FunnyView all 2,174 comments
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bluesky folks 🙄 Car rams into ICE agent and flees as gunshots are fired in wild New Jersey scene mol.im/a/15901621 via dailym.ai/android
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Car rams into ICE agent and flees as gunshots are fired in New Jersey
An ICE agent was struck by a suspect fleeing arrest in New Jersey on Monday.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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America Had the Perfect Middle Class — Until One Decision Crushed It
YouTube video by Vintage America
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Vote Bass 🤣 Democrat-run Los Angeles is one of the DEADEST downtowns in the entire world mol.im/a/15898435 via dailym.ai/android
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Failing Democrat-run LA is one of the DEADEST downtowns in the world
Downtown Los Angeles has been ranked among the least vibrant city centers in the world, with only 65 percent of residents describing it as vibrant in Gensler's 2026 City Pulse survey.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🤔🤔🤔
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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BrickLink - Buy and sell LEGO Parts, Sets and Minifigures
BrickLink® is the world's largest online marketplace to buy and sell LEGO® parts, Minifigures and sets, both new or used. Search the complete LEGO catalog & create your own BrickLink store.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
😄😄😄 youtu.be/AwXYrQxEnl8?...
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We Asked AI To Simulate The First Woman President And The Results Are Exactly What You Expect
YouTube video by The Babylon Bee
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🤔
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
FBI and Texas authorities arrest 276 suspected child predators, rescue 89 children in sweeping operation www.foxnews.com/us/fbi-texas...
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FBI and Texas authorities arrest 276 suspected child predators, rescue 89 children in sweeping operation
The FBI and 91 Texas law enforcement agencies arrested over 276 suspected child predators and rescued 89 kids in Operation Soteria Shield, officials say.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Really? Can't get an ID?
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
😆😆😆 babylonbee.com/news/nation-...
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Nation Just Realized Chelsea Handler Has Been Trying To Be Funny This Whole Time
U.S. — According to overnight reports, a dumbfounded nation at last realized that Chelsea Handler has actually been trying to be funny this whole time.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I sure could use a menthol cigarette. Oh wait, I can't get one because I live in California. Good thing they outlawed flavored tobacco to save the children 😐 I'm 58! 🗣🔊 #CaliforniaGov #POTUS #RFK
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Taking out the trash
YouTube video by CrackerMilk
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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LA is worth saving. Vote Spencer Pratt.
YouTube video by FARM BOY REEF
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
One to make Bluesky's day 🙄 Judge apologizes to Trump WHCD alleged shooter after he complained about mediocre jail conditions mol.im/a/15789467 via dailym.ai/android
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Judge slammed for 'joke' apology to Trump shooter
A liberal federal judge in DC has sparked outrage after apologizing to Donald Trump's alleged would-be assassin for restrictions placed on him behind bars.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I tried one of these Oreo Stuf of Legends cookies. They didn't taste anything like the Marvel superheroes I've tasted 😄
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Messin' with us for decades! youtu.be/nGb7oUk4TwU?...
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Pro-smoker Greg Morris 1978
YouTube video by Spiritgumz
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A morning gift to blueskyers 🫤 Woke judge halts deportation of Indian trucker who killed sixteen hockey players because HE has PTSD mol.im/a/15775407 via dailym.ai/android
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Deportation halted for Indian who killed 16 because HE has PTSD
Justice Jocelyne Gagné granted a temporary stay of deportation for Jaskirat Singh Sidhu just three days before he was scheduled to return to India this week.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Fixed it. You're welcome 😊 Sadly we are on our way to becoming a third world country thanks to democrats. Not one of their policies are successful in uniting the country. We need a united country to be a great country.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@sheriffchadbianco.bsky.social Hey, when you get elected, how about repealing or pausing the menthol cigarette ban? Adults should be able to decide what we put into our bodies without the punitive taxes stacked on top of the price. 🇺🇲 #RJReynolds #LEAVESMOKERSALONE
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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a cartoon penguin is wearing a hat that says fbi on it
ALT: a cartoon penguin is wearing a hat that says fbi on it
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Baby Adopted By Two Gay Dudes Immediately Puts Self Back Up for Adoption
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Upon realizing that he had somehow gotten stuck in a house with two gay dudes, local baby Christopher Ellison decided to put himself immediately back up for adoption.
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
🐌
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
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Racer X @racer-xx.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Awww 😥
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