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Trash Panda Shakespeare

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To hold opinion with Pythagoras, That souls of animals infuse themselves Into the trunks of men. The Merchant of Venice, IV.i.133-135 Wouldst thou have thyself fall in the confusion of men, and remain a beast with the beasts? Timon of Athens, IV.iii.51

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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A gentleman of Tyre #Pericles II.iii.91
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To towers and windows, yea, to chimney tops #JuliusCaesar I.i.44
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bid them wash their faces And keep their teeth clean. #Coriolanus II.iii.68-69
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let me play the lion too. I will roar that I will do any man’s heart good to hear me. I will roar that I will make the Duke say “Let him roar again. Let him roar again!” #Midsummer I.ii.68-71
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Give me your hands, if we be friends #Midsummer V.i.454
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
(Enter Hero) #MuchAdoAboutNothing III.i
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sweets to the sweet #Hamlet V.i.254
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Come to me, friend or foe #Henry6pt3 V.ii.5
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Peace, you fat guts! Lie down #Henry4pt1 II.ii.33
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let four captains Bear Hamlet like a soldier to the stage #Hamlet V.ii.441-442
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. #Macbeth II.iii.29-31
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
…do bite my thumb, sir. #RomeoandJuliet I.i.46
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Take hands, a bargain! #TheWintersTale IV.iv.442
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Young fry of treachery! #Macbeth IV.ii.95
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The clouds methought would open, and show riches Ready to drop upon me #TheTempest III.ii.154-155
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sweet sink, sweet sewer. #TroilusandCressida V.i.82
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
what will this sister of mine do with rice? #TheWintersTale IV.iii 40-41
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And even the like precurse of feared events, As harbingers preceding still the fates And prologue to the omen coming on #Hamlet I.i.132-135
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A giant traitor! #Henry8 I.ii.230
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Myself your loyal servant, your physician, Your most obedient counselor #TheWintersTale II.iii.66-67
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Now I will believe That there are unicorns #TheTempest III.iii.26-27
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss. #Hamlet IV.v.23
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The innocent milk in it most innocent mouth #TheWintersTale III.ii.107
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Thus die I, thus, thus, thus. Now am I dead, Now am I fled; My soul is in the sky. Tongue, lose thy light, Moon, take thy flight, Now die, die, die, die, die. #Midsummer V.i.316-322
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Leashed in like hounds #HenryV prologue, 7
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Of the ravined salt-sea shark #Macbeth IV.i.24
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
(Enter Falstaff solus) #Henry4pt1 V.iii
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tell me of corn! #Coriolanus III.1.82
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This lanthorn doth the hornèd moon present. Myself the man i’ th’ moon do seem to be. #Midsummer V.i.258-259
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The star is fall’n. #Antony&Cleopatra IV.xiv.129
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Witness this wretched stump #TitusAndronicus V.ii.22
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
She’s a beagle true bred, and one that adores me. #TwelfthNight II.iii.177
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin As self-neglecting. #HenryV II.iv.80-81
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Even in the height and pride of all his glory, When he was seated in a chariot of An inestimable value #Pericles II.iv.6-8
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
In sooth, good friend, your father might have kept This calf, bred from his cow, from all the world #KingJohn I.i.126-127
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There’s not a minute of our lives should stretch Without some pleasure now. What sport tonight? #AntonyAndCleopatra I.i.53-54 #Timberwolves #WolvesIn7 #Can’tSpellAntonyWithoutAnt!
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
And now I will unclasp a secret book #Henry4pt1 I.iii.193
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Fair ladies, you drop manna in the way Of starvèd people. #MerchantOfVenice V.i.315-316
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
🎶 It was a lover and his lass, 🎶 🎶 With a hey, and a ho, and a hey 🎶 #AsYouLikeIt V.iii.16-17
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Do you quarrel, sir? #RomeoAndJuliet I.i.53
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We’ll teach you to drink deep ere you depart. #Hamlet I.ii.182
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Then, Timon, presently prepare thy grave. Lie where the light foam of the sea may beat Thy gravestone daily. #TimonOfAthens IV.iii.421-423
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
What, wouldst thou have me go and beg my food #AsYouLikeIt II.iii.32
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Four legs and two voices; a most delicate monster! #TheTempest II.ii.92-93
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We’ll beat ’em into bench-holes. #AntonyAndCleopatra IV.vii.11 (In honour of the Minnesota Timberwolves beating the Nuggets into bench-holes tonight!)
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Whiles that Lavinia ’tween her stumps doth hold The basin that receives your guilty blood. #TitusAndronicus V.ii.186-187
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
(Enter Othello and Iago.) Othello IV.i
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
With love’s light wings did I o’erperch these walls, For stony limits cannot hold love out #RomeoAndJuliet II.ii.71-72
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The innocent milk in it most innocent mouth #WintersTale III.ii.107
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Trash Panda Shakespeare @raccoonshakespeare.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My best way is to creep under his gaberdine. There is no other shelter hereabout. Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows. #TheTempest II.ii.38-41
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