Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Good morning, humans. Remember that rabbits are in charge and must be obeyed at all times. Breakfast should be served promptly at 4:30 AM and treats must be available on demand! 0231
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I know everyone has missed me. Sorry for not posting more, but managing humans is exhausting. 1484
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 28/08/2026While it might look like I'm relaxed, I need to be vigilant because humans are sketchy. 0233
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 10/08/2026When I say it is dinner time, I mean it! 0262
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Some go out dancing on Saturday nights, I stay in sleeping. 0283
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Friday might be the end of your work week, but as your rabbit overlord, I'm on duty 24x7x365 making sure that you humans behave yourselves. 0131
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 10/07/2026What do you mean dinner isn't for another thirty minutes? 0192
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 17/06/2026PSA -- never leave your rabbit in an unbalanced state. 0262
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 01/06/2026If I hide in Mommy's hair, there is no way that the vet will be able to find me. 0275
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I've always wanted to be a turtle, but couldn't get out of my shell. 1389
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 26/05/2026You humans are sketchy. I need to keep an eye on you. 15210
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Here's my Mother's Day gift to you, a picture of me lying on my side. You're welcome. Hoppy Mother's Day! 0131
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I did not consent to be picked up! Revenge will be mine! 0212
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Sometimes you just need to sleep on your back. #rabbit 0162
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I would do anything for love, I would do anything for love, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. #rabbitkaraoke 0333
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Why am I at the vet? I'm healthy. I reject the need for this torture. I will have my revenge! 0190
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Hoppy Birthday to me! I'm 9 today (that's like 90 in human years). As your rabbit overlord I command you to bring me treats! 3386
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 11/02/2026It's good to be king, if just for a while. 1508
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 07/02/2026RABBIT ALERT! DANGER! Humans brought these weird things in the house for one of their "birthdays". I tried to warn them about the danger these things posed by thumping. The humans heard me and then one of these things started to move. I noped out of there faster than The Flash. I was unharmed. 043
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Excuse me, human, do you happen to have a treat? As you notice, I am currently without a treat and would like to rectify that abomination. 0183
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Just me, looking at a picture of my late wife that a friend of my humans made 0171
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 04/01/2026A week ago I became a widower. While I miss my wife more than anything, I'm trying to be as strong for my humans as I can. 0130
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Happy Festivus everyone! I have a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about them. #Festivus 0160
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 20/12/2025The humans picked up my wife just because she was "trying to bite a hole in the carpet". Look how upset she is. Revenge will be her's when she kills them in their sleep. 0110
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 16/12/2025The juvenile human dumped some paper on my wife. She is going to murder them in their sleep. 090
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 07/12/2025It has been a rough week. The humans were late with almost every meal and there have not been enough treats. Somehow we will survive and extract our revenge upon the lesser beings! 0100
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Being your rabbit overlord is very tiring. 0152
Rabbit Overlord @rabbitoverlord.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Some people say that rabbits never sleep on their backs... They're lying. 090
