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Jared Blumberg

@rabbiteleven.bsky.social
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Brush & nib for hire. I DO NOT make “content”. NO AI involved, EVER. Solidarity with all artists and all workers.

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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 20h
I will forever go off about how fucking amazing digital hardcore is. Go listen to Atari Teenage Riot, EC8OR, Bomb 20, and Shizuo, and enjoy having your face melted off.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 23h
Final Girl October. Game one: Ginny vs The Intruders @ Marrek Warehouse It doesn’t get any closer than this! Nine victims, eight saved, and Zeke was the last to go down to my .44 magnum/power drill combo! Man I love this game. #BoardGames #TabletopGames
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When confined to a planet of scum, be a Dillon.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For October, I’m going to play a whole crapload of the ten Final Girl sets I own, randomly paired up. If you’d like to suggest a combo, leave a comment and I’ll let you know how badly I get murder-stomped! #BoardGames #TabletopGames
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I generally frown upon dog-piling rage-baiting chunderheads, but I also want to normalize public shaming of this type of soulless, pusillanimous AI ball-gargling.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Much in the same way that “grunge” meant moody rock music, “nu metal” just means rock kinda influenced by hip hop. Labels are broad, and of limited use. This applies to nearly everything. Caffeine is pretty neat.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The starting watch pile for spooky season. Time for some quality #horror
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I grew up loving 8 & 16 bit, but PS1/PS2 and Gamecube/Wii were peak.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not allowed to have pets in my apartment, which I hate, so instead I have a house spider that I talk to like it was a pet. I’m in my reluctant Renfield era.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So for my friend’s upcoming D&D campaign he’s allowing me to play a Warden called The Win-o-taur, modeled after Andre the Giant. I can’t believe people keep sanctioning my buffoonery, but I’m truly grateful that they do.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kinda strange that updating paperwork can make you lose all faith in society in this country having any future, but an overwhelming majority of people apparently don’t know what a county is, and I’m over here begging for death’s inevitable embrace.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I used AI to make an alarmist clickbait article — you will definitely believe what happened next
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tonight, it’s My Own Private Idaho, on the big screen. Get out your Scrub Daddy, and prepare to pry a creepy German off of your motorcycle.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will absolutely do sexy Muppet commissions. It’s rough out here. My childhood can only remain wholesome for so long.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Last night, a whole lot of the most important people in my life showed up for my broadcast, and it made me feel so unbelievably good. I love them dearly. We’re all busy people, with faulty meat suits, I know. But I’m here to tell you: It means everything when you support someone’s creativity.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Witness live eccentricity and prerecorded music at 9 tonight! www.youtube.com/live/8c7cn3H...?
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VOID 1680 AM // KRED 1110 AM_09.20.26
YouTube video by Bannerless Games
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Twenty years on, and I’m still not sure how I feel about Terry Gilliam’s Tideland. I understand and empathize with its depiction of childhood innocence and resilience amidst deeply broken adults, but I just keep wishing kids didn’t have to go through it in the first place. #FilmSky #NowWatching
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes, as a treat*, I’ll watch a video of a Gen Xer talking shit on a Millennial, or vice versa, and remind myself that my own tendencies toward generational slap-fights are divisive and idiotic, and that class-based warfare is actually where it’s at. *A treat for unfettered depression
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Need some tunes on a Sunday night? Check out my second Void show! www.youtube.com/live/8c7cn3H...?
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VOID 1680 AM // KRED 1110 AM_09.20.26
YouTube video by Bannerless Games
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God I wish that an overwhelming voter mandate for the Democrats would just get them to pop those claws and bring consequences and justice to this country. That would fucking rule.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy fucking shit, I have managed to land two art commissions, and really cool ones at that. I am genuinely choked up.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone sitting next to me in my dream. They ask what I intend to do now. I just offer that I’ll try to make the most of the time that’s remaining. Wake up profoundly depressed.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Welp, between the attack on the East-West pipeline and the taking of the island of Mayun, if anyone wants tips on living without a vehicle, just hit me up.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes, you gotta leave your old life affixed to the wall outside. As a warning.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Man, the past day or so has really had a certain feel to it…
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago a terrible moment opened up, allowing all of my country’s worst impulses, borne of its bloody, unresolved, and largely unacknowledged history, to bubble up and begin to rot everything. We could have engaged in triage. Instead, we threw a tantrum and slapped on a bandage.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please, PLEASE, can we NOT be this stupid YET AGAIN?!
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Where Hunter Biden learned his rug pulling.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I need to believe that it’s the lack of an edit feature for this and other social media that accounts for the wildly egregious spelling errors and truly head-scratching sentences I keep seeing. The alternative is too chilling to contemplate.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A friend stopped by to say hello.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Get the color right, you fucking fake fan. And your oath is: "What's mine is mine and mine and mine and mine and mine and mine and mine not yours".
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe I’m doing it wrong, but I mean, I can’t be the ONLY one irked when online dating profiles have no bio whatsoever, and/or pics that either aren’t of people, or give you no idea what the person looks like. And the truly frustrating thing is, I know they get more matches than me. Gaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every time I watch Southland Tales, it feels disturbingly prescient, like THIS screenplay was in fact the one written about the end of the world, and Richard Kelly witnessed a fracture in causality that goaded him into writing it. Our madness is the other Roland Taverner. #FilmSky #movies
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m in tears after watching this. This story hits VERY close to home. The perfectionism, the unpreparedness, and especially the setbacks. Thank you, everyone at the Treehouse, for making this. I want more than anything to be healed. youtu.be/m7yk8l9YY4A?
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The Real Story Behind the Comic That Destroyed Its Creator
YouTube video by Mystery Treehouse
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m truly grateful that there are still incredible games to play, and awesome people in my life to play them with. Right now I’m obsessed with Architects of the West Kingdom from @garphillgames.bsky.social I had forgotten how good this catch-and-release worker system is! #boardgames #TabletopGames
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There are two reactions to Pearl Jam: 1: “Pearl Jam! Woo!” 2: “I’ve heard all the Pearl Jam a person needs to hear in one lifetime. Turn this off before I hit you with something.”
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ya know… maybe it’s good I never became a comics professional. There continues to be a well-deserved connotation there, and I want absolutely nothing to fucking do with it.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In these extremely trying times, one of the greatest acts of kindness is to simply not flake out on people. Seriously. Stop that shit. We need each other right now, and this is coming from a very exhausted introvert.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
On this #LettererAppreciationDay I’d like to shout out @tayloresposito.bsky.social , who taught me so much about the craft while I attended art school. It’s a crucial piece of comics that is all too often overlooked until you try it yourself. Letterers have astonishing hustle, especially this dude.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I needed to chuckle today. Thanks, Charles. I mean, Paul Barkman. If Prince Paul is involved, you should listen to it.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There are many days where I truly love my town and its troublemakers.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Today in “Advertising is the Love Language of Demons”, I saw an insurance ad freshly tweaked to incorporate trips to Dollywood, and then, a fucking anti-data center ad that featured… wait for it… UNIRONICALLY ASKING CHAT GPT WHY THE PRICE OF ELECTRICITY IS GOING UP. We are in hell.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Be seeing you, ya filthy animal”.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can’t stand conspiracy theory crap, and yet, it gets harder with each passing day to believe incompetence and ignorance are at fault over measured sabotage that will result in some combined decapitation strike against us. But hey, maybe stupidity and greed simply have no limits.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Suey eyes. Dems, if this continues to be your leadership, the Cosmic Gardener is coming for us all.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Optimus Prime knew when enough was enough, and Peter Cullen made it one of the most badass moments ever. TIL ALL ARE ONE.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
While we’re talking about people sorely missed, I just saw Tony, and it was beautiful. No frills, no fucking around. The story of an awkward loser finding his way. If you’ve ever worked a kitchen, you’ll truly appreciate it.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Take a look, Donald. Take a good, LONG LOOK at every social media feed. You will NEVER FUCKING EVER be loved the way that woman is. By anyone. The reason is simple: She was a good person.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Losing Dolly feels like losing the last guardian of light to truly evil magic. I assume at this point we need to quest for some shiny MacGuffins or get a human child to give an empress a name or something, or some cloud made of darkness just eats everything.
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Jared Blumberg @rabbiteleven.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
These words actually came out of my mouth today at work: “I’m a simple man. I like things like microwave burritos, and the Green Lantern Corps.”
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