An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 21hI've been down on myself lately for being stupid and poorly educated, but I just saw someone say that Britain started WWI and WW2, and now I feel a little better. 130
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lemon crumb cheesecake bars and vanilla ice cream with a raspberry ripple! 070
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel like I'm fading away again like Marty McFly at the Enchantment Under the Sea prom before his dad has rescued his mom from being sexually assaulted by Biff. 211
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The wind is whispering B.O. and dirty ballsacks, i.e., onions and cumin*. *According to my mom, who, judging by my posts here, is something of a ballsack aficionado. 020
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is my mom asking me if I know about Christopher Reeve's son's testicular cancer? Is there a Nut Substack I should subscribe to so I can keep up with all the latest ballsack news? 050
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My nephew always wants peanut butter ice cream with fudge, so I made peanut butter ice cream with chocolate-covered peanut butter-filled pretzels and a fudge ripple, topped with hot fudge sauce and more peanut butter pretzels! 151
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I made (sadly noodle-less) pad thai and gua bao! 060
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I must have been cursed by a Californian witch for cutting in line at In-n-Out or taking the last avocado at Trader Joe's to have Red Hot Chili Peppers songs stuck in my head as often as I do. 210
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me, putting a pillow between my legs to help with my back pain: Oh no, what if someone accuses me of rubbing myself against it like Kitty did to Heaven in the V.C. Andrews novel of the same name?! 120
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Had a dream that one of the extras on Rammstein's new Live In Mexico City DVD was the band having a farting contest on the set of one of their videos. I woke up before a winner was determined. 031
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me putting together an Ikea desk is just Homer Simpson trying to assemble a brick barbecue, only I'm singing "Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver" by Primus the whole time.* *I.e., any time I'm not screaming obscenities or crying. 020
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Glossy fudge brownies made with brown butter and tin roof sundae ice cream! 391
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well, I feel both seen and attacked. 020
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I made nachos for my family! And roasted salsa, but I didn't get a picture of that. 090
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I kind of like the way this Ogata turned out, but the masking fluid chewed up my paper and the rest of the painting is trash, so it goes in the bin. 3198
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I can make almost any kind of ice cream there is, but I can't bake a cake properly to save my life. Here's my sunken vanilla malt cake with salted caramel ice cream! 2130
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Why do my eyeballs feel like they're boiling? I don't want my eyeballs to boil! 120
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I just want to make beautiful things for my friends and family, but everything that comes from my horrible human hands is fuck-ugly. 230
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Why are they selling speculums at Walmart? And why are ads for those speculums on my Instagram feed? No, no, this is all wrong! 141
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sundae bar! I made hot fudge sauce and salted butter caramel sauce to go on malted milk ice cream and peanut butter ice cream, plus various toppings! 150
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Chipotle black bean burgers on homemade potato buns with Dolly Parton's three-bean salad and macaroni salad! 170
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026People are always like, "No, don't kill spiders! They eat insects!" Well, if that's the case, then why was this spider in my bathroom, which is infested with ants, sitting on the rim of my cup like some kind of pervert? 030
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I always think I want to write something unhinged and self-indulgent, but then I started reading Victorian Psycho, and you know what? Maybe I'll stick to boring and conventional. 110
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm going to die alone having accomplished nothing, but at least I'll always have the Mars Volta's discography. 010
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Really don't appreciate Facebook Messenger's little "Follow up?" when people leave me on Read. No, I don't want to follow up. I want to crawl in a hole and bury myself. 030
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Maybe Mary Oliver should have been more strict with the soft animal of her body, because she should NOT have nursed from the family cat or stolen and eaten 13 turtle eggs after watching the mother turtle struggle to lay and bury them. 020
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Dear authors: Please stop pretending that frizzy hair is the biggest bar to a woman being found attractive, e.g., "No, he could never like me! My hair is SO frizzy!" Make her an eldritch horror, you cowards! 150
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My nephew chose dessert today: Peanut butter ice cream with pretzels, mini peanut butter cups, and a peanut butter swirl, and cookies and cream doughnuts! 180
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Pasta al limone and salad with feta, strawberries, and homemade smoked almonds! 070
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I've actually been having a semi-decent reading month, which would be great if it didn't send me down a depression spiral about my own writing and how I'll never be able to come up with an original story. 220
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Me to the ants invading my bathroom looking for water: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence! 020
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It turns out that I DID see the eclipse, but I forgot that there was an eclipse today, so I just thought there was a cloud covering the moon. 🤷♀️ 060
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026One random thing that I will never stop being mad about: That the production of Amadeus with Tim Curry as Mozart and Ian McKellen as Salieri was never filmed. (Or, if it was, it's not commercially available.) 050
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I don't value romantic love more than platonic love, but I would still like to experience requited romantic love someday. For science. 020
Reposted by An Elegant Little PelicanBoner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it. 2162611959
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Can 2026 stop 2016ing all over the place now? 030
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Today in Why Are Male Authors?: The male main character in this book barfed, pissed, shat, and jizzed himself while dying. And not over a particularly long period of time. 040
Reposted by An Elegant Little PelicanPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive 13031300
Reposted by An Elegant Little PelicanLibrary of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️ 194335137163
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I imagine that when Ridley Scott was trying to find the money to make Legend, his budget was like that one dril tweet, but with glitter instead of candles. 030
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I didn't take a picture of the orange "chicken" I made for dinner, because the only kind of fake chicken chunks the store had were animal-shaped. It was, however, a succulent Chinese meal! 180
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I hate when I read my own fic from 5-10 years ago and have no idea how I did it. Part of the problem is that I have no idea if my writing has improved or worsened since then. 100
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Blueberry cream pie and corn ice cream! The ice cream smelled kind of farty when I was making it, but it tasted good with the blueberry puree! 070
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Panela tacos with pineapple salsa and aji verde, served with a side of esquites! 060
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I generally beg Saagar to shut up when I'm watching Breaking Points, but I'm especially asking him to shut up because he keeps saying "crack spread". 010
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My favorite part of group rhythmic gymnastics is when they turn one girl into a machine that throws balls with her feet. 040
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Still smh at the Goodreads user who thought the most implausible aspect of a novel about robots opening a noodle restaurant was that California could be an independent country in the 2060s. 130
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Nap hangover is such a needlessly cruel thing for a body to do. 020
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 16/08/2026All of this voice actor's male character voices exist on a spectrum from Sean Bean to David Bowie. 000
An Elegant Little Pelican @rabbit-habits.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Me thinking of signing up for a novel-outlining course but then remembering that I don't have any ideas for a novel and am also poor.static.klipy.comHappy Sad Futurama Characters ChainedALT: Happy Sad Futurama Characters Chained 010
