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r3v @r3v.com · 16/09/2026
Laura Snapes at The Guardian is not getting invited to the Ed Sheeran after party.
A screenshot from The Guardian.  Highlighted text reads:

Sheeran loves to dabble in the music of other cultures to present a toothless pan-global vision of togetherness lifted from the latter-day Coldplay playbook. But you can't play with the aesthetics of global music without also being willing to engage in the lived reality of those cultures.
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r3v @r3v.com · 01/07/2026
But....
Sebastián Blanco prowling behind the wall like a jaguar.
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r3v @r3v.com · 01/07/2026
Every time I see Infantino I think...
A still from the Preacher TV show featuring the character Klaus Starr.
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r3v @r3v.com · 15/06/2026
FotMob app has live stats.
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r3v @r3v.com · 14/06/2026
Saucer is interested.
On the TV is a live stream of the osprey nest. A grey oriental cat sits on the floor, watching the bird on the TV.
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r3v @r3v.com · 05/06/2026
Beers in Canadia.
A glass of beer next to a can of Puppers, the official beer of Letterkenny. 
A glass of beer next to a can of Nickel Brook brewing’s Naughty Neighbor  pale ale. The can design features an American Eagle with a red white and blue helmet reminiscent of Evel Knievel. It’s very American looking over all. 

It’s us. We are the naughty neighbors.
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r3v @r3v.com · 30/05/2026
Free WiFi and a nearly empty flight means we got to actually see the goal!
An iPad showing the Thorns match on a flight. Olivia Moultrie, the veteran former-teenager up and comer is the goal scorer.
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r3v @r3v.com · 05/04/2026
Oh right. I have something for this. #RCTID
The Charlie Brown and Lucy football gag. Charlie Brown is the Timbers. The football is 3 points. Lucy is also the Timbers.
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r3v @r3v.com · 15/03/2026
I’ve never been this comfortable. Ever.
Flaco the doggo melting into the couch-o.
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r3v @r3v.com · 22/01/2026
Impossible!
Screenshot of the FotMob app showing a tie game between Toluca and Tigres.  85th minute red card to Amandine Henry is circled in red.
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r3v @r3v.com · 22/10/2025
“Compact”
A cybertruck mostly fitting into a compact parking spot, but over the line into a handicapped spot.
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r3v @r3v.com · 22/10/2025
Weird. I would assume that’s how he got the nomination in the first place.
Screenshot of a headline from The Guardian.  It reads “Trump nominee to lead whistleblower office drops out after racist texts surface.”

The text below reads: “Report on Paul Ingrassia featured messages where he allegedly described himself as having a 'Nazi streak'”
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r3v @r3v.com · 20/10/2025
Ok so we’ve had rentals closer to the beach, but playing Dave the Diver at the coast still feels right.
Picture of a steamdeck on the actual deck of a rental house at the coast, which can be seen in the background of the shot.
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r3v @r3v.com · 18/10/2025
No.
A birthday gift from a friend because an odd number of people want my username and/or domain name. It’s a print that reads “@r3v. Not for sale.”
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r3v @r3v.com · 24/07/2025
These things are basically stealth vuvuzelas and I hate them.
A picture of a plastic cup. It has “the Loud Cup” printed on the side. People can use it as an annoying little horn. It’s dumb and I hate it.
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r3v @r3v.com · 20/07/2025
Aerial shot of the tifo from the broadcast. #RCTID
An aerial shot of the Timbers Army tifo celebrating the Timbers 50th anniversary.  The largest painted tifo in MLS history.
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r3v @r3v.com · 10/07/2025
My local indie bookstore's 4th of July window display (which is still up) is all anti-fascist books. Honestly the most patriotic thing I've seen in a long while.
The window display of a local bookseller. There are red, white, and blue decorations along with a selection of anti-fascist books ranging from non-fiction works such as On Tyranny to fictional warnings such as Handmaid's Tale.
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r3v @r3v.com · 30/05/2025
Pinball arcade today was decidedly rad. Thanks for such an excellent environment, North Coast Pinball. ↙︎↙︎↙︎
NORTH COAST PINBALL
PLAY PINBALL HERE!
Here's how it works.
We expect you to nourish an inclusive atmosphere.
Everyone is welcome and safe here regardless of sex, gender identity or gender expression; or sexual orientation; or skin color, race, nationality, ethnicity, language or ancestry; or ability, disability or size; or age; or economic status; or political or religious beliefs (if any); or military status.

First get tokens, then play pinball! You can buy tokens and other nice things from staff or from the vending machine. Every game has a label showing how many tokens it needs.
Not sure how much to spend? Start with $5 per player.

Got extra tokens? You can leave them in our giving jar by the exit. We'll make a 25c donation for every token, to nearby schools and other community resources. Follow your impact:
northcoastpinball.com/community

COVID policy: get your shot. Whether to wear a mask is your choice. You should keep wearing your mask indoors if you prefer, and for your own safety you must mask up if you are not fully vaccinated. Also: out of respect, please keep your distance from our masked guests and their kids.

Talk to us! Let our staff know how we can make your visit more enjoyable. If you had a good time, tell the world with a Google Maps or Yelp review! Stay in touch: we're @NorthCoastPins on social media, or you can e-mail hello@northcoastpinball.com.

Thank you for visiting Nehalem!
Sticker on a pinball machine with a handwritten note: 

They want you to be afraid.
They want you to be quiet.
They need you to believe they’re unstoppable  

Why?Sticker on a pinball machine with a handwritten note: 
Everyday- 
A new outrage, a new crisis
A new blizzard of lies
What happened yesterday?
It’s too much do any one of us. 

But together…Sticker on a pinball machine with a handwritten note: They said eggs were too expensive. Now everything is.
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r3v @r3v.com · 14/05/2025
@jeffcannata.bsky.social It looked like John Walker's shield. My worry was hardly concealed. But the thing inside, bore no damage to hide, once the book was actually revealed! Just got my bookshop.org order!
A flat shipping package that’s been bent, slightly resembling a bent shield as seen in Thunderbolts*. A pristine book. It has a gold cover with black film strips on it. The text reads: 

The Ultimate Film Limerick Quiz Book. 

BEST SUMMED UP. 

By Jeff Cannata
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r3v @r3v.com · 09/05/2025
Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas:

"With an American being made the Pope
 it was like we were all being made the Pope.
 We would now have one of our own inside the Vatican."
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r3v @r3v.com · 04/05/2025
Every time an announcer mentions “xG”… #RCTID #MLS
XKCD comic 904 entitled “Sports”

One character says to another “A weighted random number generator just produced a new batch of numbers.”

The other replies “Let’s use them to build narratives!”

The text below reads: ALL SPORTS COMMENTARY
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r3v @r3v.com · 03/05/2025
Spicy Pixel Noodles.
A bengal cat in an empty cardboard box for spicy noodle bowls. Her name, Pixel, has been added to the box via sharpie and tape so it says “Pixel Noodles”.

She looks spicy… but that’s kind of normal for her.
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r3v @r3v.com · 17/04/2025
It’s a Sassy Pony kinda afternoon.
Photo of a pint of beer with Gigantic Brewing Company logo on the glass. A Timbers Army No Pity scarf hangs in the background over the taps.
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r3v @r3v.com · 26/03/2025
Honestly? If they are, good for them.
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r3v @r3v.com · 21/03/2025
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r3v @r3v.com · 25/01/2025
Today in Moderating Nextdoor Is Fun… we have been threatened with a presidential executive order. 😆 PS: I have blurred her name for privacy sake, but I can confirm it isn’t actually Karen.
A Nextdoor post that was removed, and the author is requesting an appeal. 

The original post is about how she’s upset that someone posted some flyers about how to avoid ICE. 

In the screenshot there’s a button to vote, and a link to read her appeal. The authors appeal: “Your removal of my post is in breach of the presidential Free Speech Executive Order. I have screenshot everything and will report to the proper authorities if my post is not reinstated.”

There are already two votes to remove and another on the way.
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r3v @r3v.com · 24/01/2025
Somebody reported this post on r/Thorns and I think it’s the best laugh I’ve had today. #BAONPDX
A screenshot of a Thorns subreddit post where it is announced that twitter / x.com links are no longer allowed.  

The report reason is “it threatens violence or physical harm at me”. lol
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r3v @r3v.com · 21/01/2025
No doomscrolling (or at least break for a minute) and post cute pictures of your pets.
Flaco, the Mexican street dog, all cozy in a blanket. Pixel, the bengal, curled up and napping. Saucer, the oriental, asleep on my lap with the world’s heaviest chin.
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r3v @r3v.com · 17/01/2025
Not only is DuckDuckGo’s AI more accurate than Google’s, it’s also easier to turn off.
Screenshot of the DuckDuckGo search wherein its AI summary correctly answers if water will freeze at 27 degrees, but it also shows controls for AI answers.
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r3v @r3v.com · 09/01/2025
I can’t believe my Subaru service rep used this sort of language.
Screenshot of a text message wherein my Subaru service rep says “No problem, we’ll see you next Tuesday!”
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r3v @r3v.com · 08/01/2025
California is already on fire. Maybe my religious cousins can pray for it to be put the fuck out instead.
Screenshot of a Facebook post promoting a religious event called “Firestorm California” where the posting individual says: “We would love to invite all followers of christ to join us as God
 starts the firestorm in California”
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r3v @r3v.com · 08/01/2025
I forgot about this. It still makes me laugh.
Screenshot of an Amazon product page for the Hot Wheels Cybertruck. I asked the question: “Does this come with tiny fingerprint decals?”

A helpful person answered “No”.
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r3v @r3v.com · 09/12/2024
They are going to kick me out of the Nextdoor moderators club.
A screenshot of a Nextdoor post. There’s a coyote with a squirrel dinner in its mouth. The moderation screen for Nextdoor. When you vote to keep or remove a post or comment you can also explain your reasoning. The vote is to keep the post and the reason says: “A coyote has a squirrel. There's no blood or gore. David Attenborough narrates things more graphic than this.”
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r3v @r3v.com · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving.
Our table’s centerpiece. A single LEGO sunflower in a Rose City Riveters labeled bottle.
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r3v @r3v.com · 27/11/2024
When he found out what they call it in Canada...
Nog with the thousand-yard stare.
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r3v @r3v.com · 19/11/2024
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
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r3v @r3v.com · 07/11/2024
I’m starting to get really worried about Yvette. #Nextdoor
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r3v @r3v.com · 07/11/2024
These guys are all just as happy today as they were on Monday. That’s something.
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r3v @r3v.com · 06/07/2023
Wow, Threads. Settle down.
Screen shot of the “data linked to you” section for the Threads app in the App Store. It tracks everything possible.
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r3v @r3v.com · 29/05/2023
Some days you just need to hide in your rocket ship and pretend people can’t see you.
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r3v @r3v.com · 11/05/2023
🐕➕🌞🟰🥰
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r3v @r3v.com · 03/05/2023
Saucer vet trip.
Saucer, the cat. She’s a beautiful grey oriental. She’s very talkative and would like to tell you about her day and how much she hates her carrier.
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