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Royal Tenenbaum

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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the way…
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's really good to see that Melania's wardrobe team still hates her. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump praises US-China friendship, talks up White House ballroom during state dinner for China's Xi
Donald Trump has hosted a state dinner for China's leader Xi Jinping, highlighting the glitzier side of diplomacy with a tech-heavy guest list and lavish details.
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
On top of having one of the most iconic voices ever and being one of the kindest, most generous stars ever, she was a guitar badass. Watch this clip and realize every intricate finger picking song she recorded, that was all her. Just her playing like that while singing. m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfIv...
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Dolly Parton - Coat of many colors
YouTube video by ir0bc
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Quick voting guide for the November midterms: ❌ (R) ✅ (D) That’s it. That’s the guide.
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Aside from their absolutely iconic music, I always loved the fact that the one guy in ZZ Top who didn’t have a beard was named Frank Beard. RIP Mr Beard. uploads-eu-west-1.insided.com/deezer-en/at...
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Brilliant. youtu.be/GU_ID0asQ3M?...
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Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump
YouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore)
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lol, as if I needed another reason to hate the Lakers…
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That PR spin from the company is hilarious. I gotta try that one at home:  “I’m sorry honey, I didn’t buy another guitar without telling you again, my enthusiasm for the guitar buying project led me to communicate in a way that created confusion.” www.rawstory.com/rachel-maddo...
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Rachel Maddow flabbergasted as company tries to enlist her in Greenland oil scheme
President Donald Trump's obsession with Greenland has inspired a new harebrained business venture, Rachel Maddow told her viewers on MS NOW Monday night — and it already appears to be falling apart.Bu...
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Argentina: we won, now give us back the Falklands.
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wow, Satan got a new lickspittle and a new pet turtle in the same week
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Lucky Man
ALT: Lucky Man
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Imagine, dear reader, the year is 2014 and President Obama wakes up Easter morning and tweets an F-Bomb followed by the phrase “Praise be to Allah.” I think the reaction on Fox News would have been along the lines of…https://media.tenor.com/ZMlYoFXVCLgAAAAM/indiana-jones-face-melting.gif
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Royal Tenenbaum @r0yaltenenbaum.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
To: Donald Trump From: the entire world Please stop fucking: - Immigrants - The people of Iran - The people of Venezuela - Underage girls - The citizens of America - Ivanka - The people of Minnesota - The global economy …and instead please just go fuck yourself.
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