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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For the second year in a row you can’t buy cup tickets for kid online. Absolute shambles
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve clearly come down with pre season mentalness, but I’ve just got a feeling he comes good this year
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Imagine being one of those “Scouse Not English” bell ends.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“Fans of Everton will remember Nikola Vlasic” Well, we’re trying to forget him like…
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just found out a couple of my mates won an Everton in the Community Award last night, and that it was presented by David Moyes.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Actually got successful for 6 tickets for the Sunderland game. It’s a miracle
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’ve seen enough of Barry, he offers nothing.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Plenty of boos for Barry when he got off the coach
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Beto is offering nothing.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’d also say that booing the premier league anthem has run its course. We get it, it was shite when we had the deduction, but we need to let it go. The atmosphere at the start of every game is a big boo. That’s not conducive to getting everyone up on their feet.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
On Tuesday the people around me were on the players back from minute one. Someone called George “as bad as the others” after 4 minutes. Bournemouth were set up to frustrate, and get the fans on our players backs from the outset, and our fans fell for it
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Take a three game ban for big nose though
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Beat Bournemouth on Tuesday and that’s 40 points on the 10th Feb Dates we got to 40 points: 24/25 - 10th May 23/24 - 11th May 22/23 - didn’t reach 40 points (36) 21/22 - didn’t reach 40 Point (39) And people want Moyes sacked 🤷🏻‍♂️
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Now he’s gone to Everton the BBC don’t even get his position right
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Dibbling needs to go out on loan
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Our right side has been diabolical. Need to be brave, I’d take Patterson off for Rohl, put garner at RB, take McNeill off, move Ndiaye to the right, and bring Aznou on on the left.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Gana isn’t at it at all
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
An Everton player makes that tackle and it’s a red
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
bUT I mISs gOoDisOn 🥱
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My 4 year old is absolutely Everton mad, so I’ve got him a ticket for the cup game on Saturday. The only problem is he cries if we lose, or even concede. I get the feeling it’s going to be a long afternoon
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Ultimately who’s going to win? The multi billion pound global conglomerate with access to the best lawyers in the world? Or someone who owns a timber yard? It’s a toughie.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Well, if you’d told me on Jan 1st we’d end the year in 8th I’d have snapped your hand off
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
We genuinely have the worst full back pairing on the pitch that I’ve ever seen.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Patterson isn’t exactly seizing his chance in the first 10 mins
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Fuck is O’Brien doing there?
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
So the Sunderland tickets are supposed to go on sale at 10. Now 10:01 and no link. Sort it out Everton
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
My youngest asked me for a piece of paper, and I thought he was going to draw a picture. Came back in with a sign saying “get in Everton” whilst singing Forever Everton. That’s my boy!
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
KDH ran that game. Outstanding display
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Tim suspended for Saturday. Every cloud I suppose
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If I was Moyes tomorrow I’d play Garner RB, drop KDH to an 8 next to Irobouenum, and play Charly in the 10. He won’t though.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
So, at Goodison I was around 4000 back on the ST list. I thought “that’s ok, we’re moving to a stadium with 13k extra seats” Didn’t get one. Then at the start of this season i was around 1000 back. Now I’m 2,500. Make it make sense.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Email from Everton: “click the link to see your position on the waiting list” Clicks it Doesn’t work
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Outstanding.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Worst thing we can do in the second half is to defend deep. Need to stay going at them
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So I’m going to watch Foo Fighters at the Pit next summer. Do I need any injections or anything?
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I just drove past Thierno Barry. I waved at him but unsurprisingly he missed it…
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I’m amused at how much some of our fans are going mad at the HDS being used for the test. Something I’ve never understood about our city is the rejection of every sport that isn’t football. They might require a bit more thinking, but if they gave other sports a chance they might enjoy the
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Shot stopped 1 on 1 6 yards out. Dixon: “Pickford just about does enough” I’d love to bump in to him and find out what his problem is
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Just had lunch in Ainsdale with the missus, and as I was standing up I made eye contact with a bloke 2 tables away and immediately just started staring. He nodded and went “hiya” and I went “alright Dunc” So forever more that’s my story of when I met Duncan Ferguson 🤦🏻‍♂️
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
My 4 year old just shouted “how many times ref?!” after that Wharton foul and I couldn’t be prouder
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Richard Buxton @rbuxtonmedia.com · 14/09/2025
Man Utd are basically the kid who picked on you at school that became bloated and balding in adulthood, constantly gets belittled at work and desperately leaps from one failed relationship to the next since their marriage ended
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I didn’t know Brentford came out to Into by the xx, belting tune
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
“Good old Virgil” fucking cunts
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Widnes season ticket advert, Everton season ticket advert from 10 years ago. Didn’t even change the font 😂
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I’m assuming I’ve been unsuccessful in the ballot again for the Palace match
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Rather than sending me the tickets I’ve booked for Mansfield the club have sent me an email confirming my membership 🙄 Another day on hold to the ticket office beckons
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
cAn hE pLAy RiGht wINg???? Oh yeah, he can. Get in
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Still can’t believe that it’s the first game at the new ground today. I’m so excited
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It always delights me when a new English goalie is playing for a team and the commentators are hyping them up as better than Pickford, then they drop a clanger.
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r0ckface.bsky.social @r0ckface.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Got a ticket on the resale for tomorrow. Absolutely bouncing
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