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Rob

@r0bfleming.bsky.social
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IT Manager for a local law firm. Mostly push a mouse around, but have been know to take the occasional photo.

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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At least 50 I'm told.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So, like music then?
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Many people are overlooking the othe "win" last night. Count Binface beat Laurence Fox by over 9000 votes! 🤣
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Did you notice how they gave Trumpty Dumpty a lower cushion in his seat to make him look smaller than Xi? 🤣
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Verifying age could be dificult. Maybe they could carry a height pole, like at fairgrounds, where it says "You are not tall enough to be abducted - Try next year".
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Fair enough!
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Are you saying all Spanish people are pricks?
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I'll give you 10 to 1 that wont work
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This is stupid, a sample size of one won't tell you anything. I will selflessly volunteer myself to also receive a billion quid, in the name of science!
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
On a park bench in Bournemouth. Poor Maria, that's brutal! 🤣
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Just learn which way up it goes and nobody will correct you.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I used to have an elderly neighbour (in her late 80's) who said, and I quote... "At my age, I work out who's died during the year if I don't get a Christmas card" 🤣
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This opinion would have been great a few thousand years ago. Nowadays, we have to consider little things like environmental impact, land ownership, and peoples houses.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Hey, once a year you get pancakes!
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
You get them frequently enough to run comparison tests? Maybe go see a doctor.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I don't condone gun violence, and for the record, I don't think it was worth it. #irony #CharlieKirk
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The whole internet? Seems a bit extreme, how about just your router.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Maybe they could just downsize the dogging exhibit...
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Take a ticket and line up behind the bomb disposal, and IT experts! 🤣🤣🤣
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Please let your husband know that if that had been me, I would have kept up the lie just for the bj promise. 😁
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
That's just enhancing the pleasure by extending the wait for the reward. I once stayed in a B&B for 2 weeks. They put fresh bedding on every day. Bliss! 😁
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Not on laundry day. Nothing beats freshly laundered sheets.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
What if I have a butler? 🤣
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Oh dear, did you get beaten by a short person? 🤣
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Or, alternatively, just remember that you are decorating for yourself, not anyone else, and do it how the fuck you want.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It's been a while, but managed to get out with the camera this afternoon. The regular kestrel at Canford Cliffs turned up, and caught a rather unfortunate lizard.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Are you trying to use your hobbies to justify your drinking habit? You know, the first step is admitting that you have a problem.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
So, you miss your gob with the other 61.3%? Fucking amateur!
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It's like owning a classic convertible car. That one day, where the car works and the sun is out, makes it all worth it! 😉
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Nationwide? I think you mean worldwide!
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Mine (I only have one) must be the same as your other one!! 🤣 Sounds like we have some unreliable logic controls.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I don't mind having different modes per se, but I hate having to scroll through the different modes every time I turn the damn thing on. If they can't do 2 buttons then maybe a quick push to turn on & off, and push and hold to scroll through modes. Same for Christmas lights!
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
What chest size are these trousers?
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Now I'm no expert but don't a lot of truckers take advantage of the 'steering at the back giving more control' thing and reverse park? The metaphor is a little hard to maintain if you have to enter the lady balls first, so to speak.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Try putting it in your mouth instead of up your nose! 😉
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
In Joanna Lumley's voice! (if you are on AOL)
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Trump has said we should think of the US economy as a patient who's just had an operation and is now going to get better. How exactly do you get better from a lobotomy?
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
He's quitting? Is this so that he can oversee the final demise of Tesla? I mean, I can't see his return can do that much to help given that people are boycotting the brand because of him. (Also, his self driving just got canned in China, which won't help!)
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
So, Marine Le Pen found guilty of embezzlement. How long before the conspiracy theorist start shouting about witch hunts and "The Establishment" fixed it?
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
In my old mini 1275GT the choke was like a little power boost. It was useless trying to start the car in the cold, but gave me an extra little bit of ooomph when overtaking. 😂
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I brought some of my old hifi into the office. Loads of people work from home on a Friday, which means I can turn it up a bit. Just working through the decades, I've done 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, now on the 00's.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
If I were to ever take an "inventory" to the bathroom, it would not likely contain eggs and coffee!
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Some of the opinions posted here are a subtle sign that some people are stuck in the past, and how bad they are at keeping up with technological advancements that have occurred.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
@rationalityrules.bsky.social I saw your video the other day about this, and thought you'd enjoy this one (sorry if you've seen it a million times already!) 😂
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Well done, and keep up the good work.
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
@briantylercohen.bsky.social @davidpakman.bsky.social It's got to hurt a bit when the guy you spent hundreds of millions getting elected offers to help you out by buying one of your cars, and he chooses the cheapest on the list! 🤣🤣🤣
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
He chose the red one. The super rich DJT chose the cheapest on the list!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
At least this time, it won't turn out to be your dad!
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Rob @r0bfleming.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Dear Amazon Thank you for your email. One question, why do you think a rear windscreen wiper motor for a car I don't own would be of interest to me? Regards Rob
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