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Dorian

@qupid.bsky.social
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 13h
I need Donnie x Alvis to be real I NEED fat old man yaoi
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think there is something deeply wrong with you if you leave AI comments on reddit
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It just pisses me off when people tell others to not bother! Bother actually!
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There ARE also great plus size items but they're obviously and unfortunately less common so while I wouldn't tell someone not to try because of the size they wear, I also don't blame them for not wanting to put in so much time to potentially not find something actually their style
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've thrifted in the middle of nowhere, in cities, rich areas, poor areas, chain stores, independent ones... They ALL have great shit
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's not easy for people with certain disabilities, lack of access to transportation, and for certain sizes but if you're an able bodied middle class size L with a car living in a medium sized city talking about "there's nothing at the thrift store" 😭 just say you don't like going
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My phone keeps trying to turn thrifting into thrusting
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some (<<< some I said some) people are just not trying hard enough when it comes to thrifting before going around complaining that it's pointless
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quarto Ottobre
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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amber @sobg0blin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Checkmate Chess Game
ALT: Checkmate Chess Game
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"let me know if you meant a different time zone" I meant mine where "you" know that I am right now but sure
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone knows 8pm comes an hour and a half after 2:30 pm
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Could AI be any more fucking useless and obtrusive
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Wolfinwolfi @w0lfii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Barista Off-Duty
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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Algae Elliot Ross @algaeross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in the age of AI queer romance we are all going to have to start writing weirder, sloppier, more fucked up shit.
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🎃🧛🏾Vita Ahhhh-yala👻🙀 @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These fools think people wanted isolated, hyper individual lives/experience when art (visual, textual, music, etc) is about connection and communication between people.
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aren't necessarily a bad person*** my bad
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you stopped masking, you aren't a bad person. If you say people who are COVID conscious/still mask must have OCD, you're like a double ableist lol what the fuck?
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Emillia @somegal021.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idol of Pollution
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My boss approved my time off for next week like a month ago before he knew what the exact timeline would be for this big thing at work... And I think he forgot I'm not gonna be here 😭
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Lili 💉🩸 ➡️ MFF @steelwithteeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had to refund all my current EU orders due to the new packaging laws, which was a lot of money to lose but I don't want to take the risk of things getting lost in the mail or getting fined. If anyone would like to help me recoup the costs please consider checking out my store! steelwithteeth.com
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even after he was rude asf I only copied my boss on it and not his because I think bro genuinely has no clue what is going on
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Most other people would immediately snitch to your boss too bro... I email you directly first!! Like hey man just between you and me, this paperwork was supposed to be submitted by you like a month ago so can you kindly just take a quick photo of it
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I'm emailing you it's like a 90% chance it's because you aren't following our rules! I don't mean to be the job police but I genuinely can't process things if you don't give me the information I need to push things through 😭😭
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't be snippy with me for doing my job bro 😭
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💀TheRedPoe💀 @theredpoe7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some doodles of characters I don't draw often #scarlethollow #averybelle #stellarichmond #samwayne #blacktabbygames #art
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My favorite thing about Florida is the wildlife and the rain. Your favorite thing about Florida is how much concrete and anti-human politics there are
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you hate trans people I think something that I am not permitted to post on any social media website despite others being allowed to be openly hateful
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 23/09/2026
Political winds do not only flow from voters to politicians, they go in reverse as well. Democrats running ads like these signal to the general public and their voter base that this issue now has support by both parties, and that hating trans people is publicly acceptable. They do harm to us.
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Insane that people will make fun of you for basic hurricane prep but there are also thousands of motherfuckers walking around who think NORAD made a big loud noise outside to scare them
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We haven't even had a hurricane this year 😭 seriously if you can't handle a tropical storm you need to run.
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't even want to be here, but you don't belong here. You're weak and of feeble mind. You'd love new jersey
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you post online about how "unnatural" the thunder seems in Florida and imply weird weather seeding conspiracies you should be kicked out of the state and I'm not joking
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having to listen to my boss say "if you aren't already using ai assistants you should, it will change your life" and telling us to start using it to help with our emails and research 🫩
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Adult but not a respectable one yet
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
26 is a funny age because it sounds kinda like a real adult age, but also, holds no real authority. "I'm 26 so I think I know-" do you really lil bro? 😭
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just got my flu and COVID shots. Here's your reminder to do so also
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trc @catworld.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
iconic picture of girls having fun
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm so tired of people not responding to me until I involve my boss bro
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family computer @sukinapan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
recently found out about the nekojiru (catsoup) manga ∑d(°∀°d)
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm literally always doing this tho
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm supposed to be out there getting shit done but I'm always hanging upside down and everyone can see my tights
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The Demon Brothers are fucking your pizza
DOMINO'S U.S. PATENT #10,262,281 FUCK QUALITY CHECK DESTROY The Demon Brothers are fucking your pizza
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The police will send like 40 cars for a car accident because they're bored
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There are a couple of polite and quiet young men who smoke marijuana in my apartment hallway
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Mr. Krabs & Spongebob Campfire Story
ALT: Mr. Krabs & Spongebob Campfire Story
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Idk if you guys are gonna be saying that, it better keep my rent down. Yeah guys it's so dangerous here don't move here
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Dorian @qupid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A guy got shot and killed basically in my parking lot but the thing is, that can and does happen anywhere. It scared me because I already don't like going out, but the objective reality is that my area is relatively safe
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