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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Morbo can't understand his Teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat. It's a "T". It goes "tuh". Hello, little man. I will destroy you! #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

You, Boogerbot, read the code or I'll shoot this guy. Who the hell is he? I'm Scruffy the janitor. Hang on, Scruffy! #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Bender! Where are the shovels I asked you to pack? Oh, you said shovels? I thought you said take a break and do nothing. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. Actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains. Fry, remember when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier? #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Are they black with white feathers or white with black feathers? It don't matter, baby. They're all beautiful. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom? #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty. Ah! Brisk! #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

We own entire Western Hemisphere. That the best hemisphere. It's the same on Earth. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Hey, buddy. I'm looking for fresh slug. Yellow or purple? Whatever. The purple one causes terrible nightmare-ish diarrhoea. Yeah, yeah. Either one's fine. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

All those times I said "Kill all humans," I'd always whisper "except one". Fry was that one. And I never told him so! #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

My God, we're defenseless, like fish in a barrel. Options? My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

As you ate our children, so shall you be eaten by us. We will begin with the firemen, then the math teachers and so on in that fashion until everyone is eaten. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

You folks still doing alright? Oh, yes, Elzar. Good, 'cause it turns out I forgot to cook that chicken. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Hey! How come when I wanna do fun stuff that'll kill me you're against it? This is more important than that marble-eating contest, Fry. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Hey, Roberto! What's with the piece? I thought you were more of a Knife guy. Out here in the West, I need something shootier. Like this gun-Knife I invented-stole! #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Bender, what happened to you? Morgan made me walk the Professor. There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the Professor at her but she kept coming. So I had to hit her with this purse I found. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Good news, everyone! I'm in terrible pain. How is that good news? It's not. I've run out of Good News brand herbal supplement. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

You can see how I lived before I met you. You lived before you met me? Sure, lots of people did. Really? #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Oh, no? I'm 40% lucky. The scrap metal I'm made from included a truckload of horseshoes from the luckiest racehorses in Mexico, who had just been sent to a glue factory. They don't sound so lucky to me. Not without their shoes. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

But I don't get it. Most women I've met can't even stand next to me without collapsing. What's wrong with those women? Well... some of them didn't have legs. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

This very lucky casino we own. Someone wins one million dollar every hour! Usually it us. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

It's extremely delicate, so if one of you breaks it, you're paying for it! Fry did it! Did what? Just practicing for later. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Boy, I've never seen him so down... or ever before. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I don't know. I should be happy. Bender's sausage just won third place. Third place? This is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed! #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat. Second. I move that your cat stinks and is ugly. Second. I move that we vote on a new chief executive officer and oust this old creep. And also that make cat smells good and is pretty. Second. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

My wireless back-up unit saves a copy of me every day. So, if my body gets killed, big whoop, I just download into another body. I'm immortal, baby! What? Then how come you always scream so much when you're in danger? I never said I wasn't a drama queen. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

You're too picky. Yeah. If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive, violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Say, we should form our own book club. With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the books! #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling. But it turns out it's fixed, like boxing. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

So, what's it like on planet Amazonia? Big rats there. Me crush with club. That's so interesting. Maybe we could get to know each other over a coffee. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

A very Happy Birthday to #Futurama voice actress Tress MacNeille!

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours, but we got into a serious thing, and then I forgot how it ended. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I gotta say I'm really enjoying the day out with you people. Hey, a suicide booth! So long, suckers. #Futurama

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Futurama Quotes @quotesfuturama.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

When we're at space, the Captain's word is law. I could marry you and Bender against your will if I wanted to. You wouldn't dare! I've been married to worse. #Futurama