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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Poor little guy has been sleepy and glued to me all day
A close up of a black pug puppy’s face with his eyes half closed and curled into a pasty elbow
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Bunger, a small gray and white tuxedo kitten with a white chin making the tiniest angry face
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
A view from our sleeping porch
A stone garden path Even more stone garden path
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Share your mug
A white coffee mug on a white countertop that says “I am small and sensitive but also fight me” with a picture of a tiny gray cat holding a knife
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Wonder if we’ll have another random blender
A blender sitting alone in the middle of a junkyard
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
LOOK AT THEM!
A bunch of baby chickens in a metal tub huddled together under a heat lamp
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
I got to see baby chickens today!
A bunch of baby chickens huddling adorably under a heat lampA bunch of baby chickens chilling in a metal tub
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
I bought the book!
Sure enough, no sooner had the children climbed into bed than a noisy mcket echoed from the fems ising and snarling, such freakish sounds only raccoons can make, there must have been a pack of ten or so. They came up to the house and sniffed at the baked goods spread out on the makeshift tables.
"Only the brindle corn is yours," warned Leidy as she opened the door and pointed toward the lane. "Take as much of it as you see fit, and be grateful to those who have freely given it."
With that admonishment, the hungry raccoons retreated and one by one, seduced by its sweet aroma, they began to nibble on the fragrant kernels.
The more they nibbled, the more they wanted to eat. For Leidy had verhext the grain so that as soon as it was swallowed it popped in their bellies and inflated the animals like balloons. Up they floated into the sky where they screeched and yowled among the clouds, rolling and wrestling in the churning mist like drunken monkeys.
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Orange cat train you say?
An orange cat is sleeping on a white kitchen counter, contented with his one brain cell
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
If you see this, post a photo from your phone without explanation. But DO use alt text!
A still from the film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Dr Gonzo is staring at the ground, his moppy hair hanging over his face. He is wearing a button up with an undone tie and a dark colored pin striped suit jacket. He has a confused look on his mustached face. Raoul Duke is standing next to him in a multicolored jacket and a bucket hat, cigarette hanging out of his mouth. He is looking at Dr Gonzo as he is speaking. They are walking through a carnival backdrop with hanging lights, and the scene has a red hue. They are both on a lot of drugs. 

The caption on the photo reads “Bisexuals are gonna kill me”
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
(CW: surgery scar, blood)
A photo of a neck surgery scar followed by the text message “My Lestat Cosplay is on point”
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
The squad has assembled
Three gray and white tuxedo kitties, Shep, Whiskey, and Brick, hanging out on the floor together
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
Pictured: terror incarnate
A small three legged gray and white cat with a look on her face like “how dare you”
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
Hello! 👋
A screenshot of a tweet by twinkle toes (@preblondedaang)

I like people who both hate themselves with a burning passion and think they could effortlessly surpass god at the exact same time
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Looking at this cover on my phone without expanding, for a minute I thought it said “Jawn of the Dead”, which would be a perfect name for a zombie story based in Philly.
A screenshot of the kindle selection for Dawn of the Dead 

Cover: THE NOVEL OF THE CLASSIC HORROR FILM
INTRODUCTION BY SIMON
PEGG

Dawn of the Dead

GEORGE A. ROMERO
AND SUSANNA SPARROW
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
Your diagnosis will be in squeaks, and you may have a clam broken on your belly, but it beats a cold speculum
Article with the headline “Pelvic exam guidelines have changed. Here’s what to expect” with a photo of two otters swimming together
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
A photo of Kate Mulgrew as Captain Janeway with a caption saying “delete the patriarchy”
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
A photo of elderly Rose from the movie Titanic saying “it’s been 84 years”
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Here’s our tri-pawed
A three legged grey and white cat laying contentedly on her back, belly exposed and all three paws in the air
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Use a saved photo to share your feelings with us.
A black cat behind a kissing booth. The sign says “kissing booth 25 cents” but the k is covered up by an h and the sign now says “hissing booth”. The cat is hissing.
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
“Why did that ad for mayo imply Pete Davidson fucked that cat?”
Travis Kelce yelling at coach Andy Reid
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Coyote chid’s 100th day of school went well!
A photo of a group of cartoon children with party hats and balloons with the caption “what will you look like when you are 100 years old” next to a photo drawn by an 8 year old of a gravestone with “Rip” over it.
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
A meme 

group of girls playing dodgeball: random internet users just trying to be comedic 
girl holding ball: Apollo 
ball: the gift of prophecy
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
He will!
Photo of Boozy on a brown floral second hand comfy couch with an orange kitten sitting next to him
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
Happy birthday to my love @boozybadger.bsky.social. You don’t look a day over 25. No, really. You’ve looked like you are in your mid-thirties since your mid-twenties and just grew into it. May you continue not to show your true age. Or act it.
A bearded man with glasses, Boozy, holding a small orange cat
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
@boozybadger.bsky.social won’t let me try the forbidden lemonade
A text message that reads “going to order some lemonade from Panera”
Response: huh?
A minute later: Please don’t
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
It fit! (And same, once fall hits I like having my candles out) It is the little p, I’ll check to see if it’ll be safe to lit candle temperatures. If not, at least now I can use it on a warmer
Candle in a glass container
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
I broke my Christmas candles. Found a similar sized jar for the smaller one. Anyone have any idea what I can do with the bigger one? It was only lit twice, and I’d hate to toss it.
A photo of two candles, a red one and a white one, and their broken jars
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Welp, the hellsite still sucks, but this is fucking delightful
A twitter posts with a male male connector that says “these are not made, they should never be made, we will not make them, we will not help make them 

Author @Aeygill captioned: I heard there was a secret cord that David made and displeased the lord. But you don’t really care for safety, do ya? Well it goes like this, a plug, a switch, a circuit breaker open-hitched the socket catching fire hallelujahA twitter screenshot : author @erin_p_is_me 

Everybody knows it’s a bad idea 
Everybody knows it should not be tried 
Everybody knows that someone somewhere 
Made it and caught fire and died
Everybody knows it’s gonna shock 
Everybody knows it’ll knock your socks 
Right off your toes 
And everybody knows
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
This is a call out
“The lonelier a person is, the more showers and baths they take, the hotter the water, and the longer they stay under the water,” says John Bargh, PhD, psychologist and researcher at Yale University in New Haven, Connecticut
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
The costume:
A costume of the antler queen from the Showtime series Yellowjackets
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Taking the kiddos out trick or treating while in costume sometimes means you get candy too!
A hand holding three small bags of candy
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
He’s now near the feet. Out of the blast zone
A small orange cat, curled up near a pair of feet belonging to a very flatulent man
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Hold on, changing one of my contacts to Salami Loving Monster in my phone
Meaning of The Salaminizer by Gwar

The song the salaminizer by gwar is an aggressive comical tirade about a powerful monster wreaking havoc on humanity. With its over the top lyrics about destruction and depravity, the song is both a satire on gnaw behavior and a call to arma against anyone who dares to defy the narrator’s will. The narrator mocks humans and demands more from them while also insulting them, boasting of his own greatness and reveling in the chaos he creates. The chorus emphasizes the absurdity and absurdity of the situation, as it is a reminder that the narrator is a salami loving monster. Ultimately, the song is a message of chaos and a call for people to stand up and fight for what’s right.
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
This is Ulysses. He adopted us last weekend.
A small orange kitten sitting in front of a food and water bowl. Only one brain cell.
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
The kids and I visited the No. 9 coal mine last night
A cart holding planks in a coal mineA photo of a mine shaft in the number 9 coal mineA plastic rat skeleton hanging out on some mining equipmentA coal car in a coal mine
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
My veggie burgers came with a side of conspiracy
A package of veggie burgers with a small note containing a bunch of indecipherable garbage in small font
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
He brought the mourning party on the road today to Lowe’s
A picture of a car stereo system displaying Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville channel, playing Domino College by Jimmy Buffett
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
@boozybadger.bsky.social is in mourning
Picture of a very sad man in a Hawaiian shirt sitting in a rocking chair with a cup of coffee
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
A picture of a psychedelic phoenix with the caption “you are not a dumpster fire. You are a multidimensional dumpster phoenix”
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Nothing yet, but I’m definitely coming back for these
A skeleton fairy figurine A skeleton fairy figurine
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Thank you! I love them so much, I have one as my Lock Screen
An iPhone Lock Screen with a picture of a cicada
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Mine were not obtained while drunk
A forearm with tattoos of a Luna moth, a cicada, and a honeybee
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Human salsa not enough? Enter human juul rips
Headline: Ocean Gate cofounder wants to send one thousand people to a floating colony on Venus by 2050

The cofounder of ocean gate expeditions doesn’t appear to be deterred by the titan submersible tragedy and is pushing the limits of extreme travel with ambitions to send one thousand humans to live in a floating colony on Venus by 2050
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Sleepy baby
A sleepy gray and white three legged kitten with her one back leg extended
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Bluesky explicit images setting set to warn
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Sinead, hunting down priests in the afterlife like
Nix from Guns Akimbo, gun in each hand
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Don’t know why these are one after another on Spotify’s Anger playlist for me, but I need this sort of chaos today
Screenshot of Spotify play of The Red by Chevelle Screenshot of Spotify play of Shiny Happy People by REM
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Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Having a day
A screenshot of Spotify play of Reba McEntire’s Fancy A screenshot of a Spotify play of St. Anger by Metallica
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