Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Poor little guy has been sleepy and glued to me all day 41025
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 14/10/2024Wonder if we’ll have another random blender 050
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 06/08/2024If you see this, post a photo from your phone without explanation. But DO use alt text! 0171
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 18/04/2024Looking at this cover on my phone without expanding, for a minute I thought it said “Jawn of the Dead”, which would be a perfect name for a zombie story based in Philly. 2192
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 10/04/2024Your diagnosis will be in squeaks, and you may have a clam broken on your belly, but it beats a cold speculum 18413
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 14/02/2024Use a saved photo to share your feelings with us. 04510
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 12/02/2024“Why did that ad for mayo imply Pete Davidson fucked that cat?” 4659
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 06/02/2024Coyote chid’s 100th day of school went well! 312513
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 18/12/2023Happy birthday to my love @boozybadger.bsky.social. You don’t look a day over 25. No, really. You’ve looked like you are in your mid-thirties since your mid-twenties and just grew into it. May you continue not to show your true age. Or act it. 1123312
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 06/12/2023@boozybadger.bsky.social won’t let me try the forbidden lemonade 4611
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 02/12/2023It fit! (And same, once fall hits I like having my candles out) It is the little p, I’ll check to see if it’ll be safe to lit candle temperatures. If not, at least now I can use it on a warmer 120
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 02/12/2023I broke my Christmas candles. Found a similar sized jar for the smaller one. Anyone have any idea what I can do with the bigger one? It was only lit twice, and I’d hate to toss it. 442
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 20/11/2023Welp, the hellsite still sucks, but this is fucking delightful 44914
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 31/10/2023Taking the kiddos out trick or treating while in costume sometimes means you get candy too! 1380
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 15/10/2023He’s now near the feet. Out of the blast zone 41197
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 11/10/2023Hold on, changing one of my contacts to Salami Loving Monster in my phone 182
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 03/10/2023This is Ulysses. He adopted us last weekend. 1160
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 25/09/2023The kids and I visited the No. 9 coal mine last night 5431
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 16/09/2023My veggie burgers came with a side of conspiracy 289819
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 03/09/2023He brought the mourning party on the road today to Lowe’s 1160
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 11/08/2023Nothing yet, but I’m definitely coming back for these 150
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 07/08/2023Thank you! I love them so much, I have one as my Lock Screen 030
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 29/07/2023Human salsa not enough? Enter human juul rips 3234
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 26/07/2023Sinead, hunting down priests in the afterlife like 000
Quotation Marks @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 17/07/2023Don’t know why these are one after another on Spotify’s Anger playlist for me, but I need this sort of chaos today 130