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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In recognition of World Suicide Prevention Day, don't kill yourself until midnight.

The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Another Nintendo Direct, another chance to announce evil versions of Peach and Daisy, one punk and one goth, who will be Wario and Waluigi's girlfriends. Watch them blow it.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Target: "We are only racist enough to roll back our DEI policies- not THIS racist."

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I hear this one’s going to have a lot of combat in an outer space setting.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Incredible that just 50 years ago, something as minor as drunk-driving into a pond and abandoning a campaign worker to drown was enough to end a presidential campaign.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I think Christopher Nolan was capable of better.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

WHAT IT IS LIKE ARTIST: Here’s lightning in a bottle. PUBLIC: Yay. CORPORATION: Wow, you people really like bottles.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The Smithsonian Institution holds this original Yankee Doodle tricorne, ca. 1785, the last surviving specimen with macaroni intact. A gift from the estate of Winifred Doodle-Pinckney.

Vintage three-cornered hat with feather inserted in the side.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Make it shorter and punchier; something people can quote without racking their memory.

Empire State Building protestors hanging a banner reading "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Hot tip: If you like clean wrong brother mail-order bride romances, this is top 20.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Today is more popular than Christmas.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

You may have learned American history, but you can only FEEL it when it's read in the gripping, learned declamations of Donald Trump: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZdQ...

youtube.com

The flame of Liberty and Independence still burns in the hearts of EVERY American Patriot

YouTube video by The White House

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

When he's right, he's Turbo Nuclear Right.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The corporate rebrand that effortlessly paraphrases Christopher Guest is destined for success.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

For the last time, living people can NOT be honored on U.S. currency. It is Federal law. I DEMAND the Trump $250 bill.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Moloch from the Halloween episode of "CHiPs" has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Very sarcastic Kenny Rogers, back to the Gambler: "Wow... great 'advice', guy."

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

2026 summed up in one headline:

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Hearing horrible things about A.I. but this may be worth it.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Age ain't nothing but a number that tells everybody how fucking ancient you are.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Anti-smoking propaganda is a scam run by Big Ability To Breathe.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

World of Warcraft's punctuation is backwards. Available quests should have a question mark, like "Do you want this quest?" Finished quests should have an exclamation point, like "Yay, you did it!"

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

It's the perfect weather for deciding you're going to make a big steaming mug of hot chocolate but the Hershey's cocoa powder doesn't dissolve and it just forms pea-sized clumps on the surface of the milk and what the hell is in that mix in the envelopes anyway?

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I'd rather hear about this Newscaster of the Future and what she has to say about unrest on the Mars colonies.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Google claiming their satellite data is from 2026 but there's still an East Wing.

Google Maps satellite view of the White House, dated "2026" yet showing the East Wing intact.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

True wealth lies in knowing who you are. Also shipwrecks.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

This charming Valentine's Day pillow is the perfect way to passive-aggressively compare your loved one to livestock.

A red pillow, in the shape of the letters "O" and "X", rests on a store shelf.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

If the Opening Ceremonies are going to honor Rossini, Verdi and Puccini but completely ignore Vivaldi, they can bite down on my hog.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Aw, dammit; I got all worked up.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

The Existentialist Weather Bureau reports that his shadow also sees Punxsutawney Phil.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

If Disney Star Wars is so good, how come I'm not nine years old again with three months off a year and my parents paying for everything?

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

#SNL wasn't the funniest, but those two skits about the indie rock band were on another level.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Orwell had a point, but I'm hearing better and better things about rejecting the evidence of your eyes and ears.

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The Quizmonster @quizmonster.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Trump has been president for two percent of U.S. history.

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