marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 20h“Rape victims should only be believed if they’re by my own personal standards hot and thin because come on let’s be serious anyone not by my own personal standards hot and thin is obviously dying for sex from anyone they can possibly get it from,” is truly a bewildering take on humanity. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This fucking guy. I think it was also the concept of a story that never ended and so to some degree the concept of infinity. But this guy was terrifying. 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When your five minutes of ChatGPT research into what her dad’s company does totally pays off. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This man has resorted to picking monopoly chance cards at random to craft his endgame policy tactics. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If we’re doing a deep dive into AI safety can we for a second consider the collective emotional cost of billions upon billions of conversations in which a (generally) older (generally) man explains to his (generally) wife why she’s wrong about something and uses exclusively ChatGPT as a reference? 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What is this even supposed to be? www.tiktok.com/@usedgov/vid...tiktok.comFLAWLESS VICTORY! 🎮👾🕹️TikTok video by U.S. Department of Education 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Damn when he said golden age he meant like Athens golden age where to conquer your enemies you besieged their lands until the occupants died of starvation, succumbed to disease, or accepted enslavement. But also he likes how shiny it is. The gold, I mean. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Let our empire proliferate and stand for generations, long after we who have built it are freed from this mortal coil.” 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey, kids. See, the jolly green anthropomorphic triangle eats their vegetables. Don’t you want to be more like the jolly green anthropomorphic triangle? DON’T YOU?! 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t think there’s anything in sports that is as fun as a goalie goal. 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026At this point he’s basically an NPC from the NES era. He has maybe 5 semi coherent thoughts left in his brain and just spits out whichever one comes to mind first, regardless of the question. 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Holy shit it’s like this testosterone fueled macho man’s hero is Lin Manuel Miranda. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Counting down to the first journalist who reports on just how much data this website is collecting from its users and how the admin is using it for some sort of nefarious purposes. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you use a public bathroom that someone else has just decimated and you go as fast as you can but when you come out somebody else is waiting and doesn’t know about the other person. 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The current US government feels like a series of rejected sketches Tim Robinson wrote for SNL. 001
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m fairly certain that referring to Jeff Goldblum as “the actor who plays the monster in the fly” is a crime against humanity. 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ken Paxton out here trying to out Marie Antoinette the original Marie Antoinette. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Next time you submit your federal taxes, just remember that the money is going directly into this man’s pocket and he is providing zero service or value to you in exchange. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It seems odd that the President of the United States makes his pronouncements on a social media platform he owns that is now almost 1:1 real posts and promoted ads for Gas Station Drugs that are killing and bankrupting American citizens. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Everything this man says and does is in service of maintaining or increasing this rate of return for as long as he possibly can. 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026All the Inane Moronic Things he does are specifically for this reason. The relatively quiet and normal sounding stuff is tacitly accepted because at least it’s not an Inane Moronic Thing. Meanwhile, he gets to do the Inane Moronic Thing anyways and is already on to the next Inane Moronic Thing. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m sorry, the person being put in charge of deciding which political issues are deemed worthy of investigation is called Overton? And the person asking the questions has successfully risen from the shame of being “just the second Brooks in town” to being an elected official? What a time. 001
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m just a boy, standing in front of a company, asking it to stop prompting me to upgrade my subscription every time I open the app. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’ll admit it’s unlikely but he *could * be suggesting they read Infinite Jest. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Whole World: “Hey folks how’s everything going these days over in America?” The People: “Well, it costs a week’s pay to fill up on gas but we’re pretty sure our elected officials have it under control.” The Elected Officials: *debate which party is the victim of bestiality* 011
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Mmhmm so it's the Manhattan Project but instead of two world superpowers it's two 40 year old self-aggrandizing nerds in California. www.businessinsider.com/anthropic-re... 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Everything this complete disgrace of a human being says boils down to something like, “All the money is mine. Anyone who tries to take my money is a criminal. Give me more money. Money. Money. Zzzzz.” 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026JD Vance giving a best man speech: “As you guys can probably guess, I’m going to list off all the women and furniture Steve has slept with. I’ll start with our college dorm ikea sofa, which we tag teamed that one time to celebrate Veterans Day.” 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Decided I needed a palate cleanser after finishing Infinite Jest. Somehow ended up starting: House of Leaves (709 pages) In Search of Lost Time (4,215) The Song of Stork and Dromedary (720) Y tho? 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Couple of new 4-track EPs up this week. Plz plz plz like and/or comment on there if you find anything you like. 🙏🏻🙏🏻 losing my mind EP - on.soundcloud.com/5h1jAJqq00mZ... stay for me EP - on.soundcloud.com/S5hJO3AWSS4N... #MusicSky #IndieMusic #ElectronicMusic #MusicianSky #IndieArtistsoundcloud.comlosing my mind EPJust love music, really. I’ve gotten so much from it over the years and am grateful to have the opportunity to pay it forward. 040
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Oh so is that what we’re calling Caitlin Jenner now. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This guy has the charisma of that twerpy kid at the all inclusive whose parents are drinking in the bar so he’s just going around the pool asking people to pull his finger. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Only one race allowed in their backyard, that much is for sure. 001
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Well then why not scrap the ballroom and put a data center in there instead? 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Any Prominent Woman of Color: *exists* These People: “What is our country coming to when scum like [insert name of woman] is allowed to live in peace?” Any Attractive White Woman: *is mentioned* These People: “YOU KEEP [insert name of woman]’S NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH!” 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Another lame tech/culture writer: “Does BlueSky really have the juice?” Avid blueskyers: “YES! IT TOTALLY DOES! Well, wait let me check. Ah actually no, not today. But tomorrow! Maybe.” 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It seems like there’s been a rapid influx of, “You already pay for our product/service but here’s how you can pay us more,” pop ups lately and boy are those annoying. 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026DONALD: “Whooweee chalk me up for another birdie.” SCOREKEEPER: “But sir, you took at least 10…” DONALD: *Takes out comically large targeting system controller* SCOREKEEPER: “Sir, are you sure It wasn’t a hole in one?” 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When not actively grifting as much money as he can, the President spends the majority of his time: 1. Calling the news to brag about his crimes and spread lies, 2. Being tonguebathed by his reality show cabinet while he fights off a nap, 3. Reposting AI slop on his temu social platform. Dude. What? 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This reads almost *exactly* like every interaction with an NPC in the original Pokémon gameboy game. 110
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This is what I’d expect to see plastered 300 times along one of those construction facades that says POST NO BILLS 010
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Few new remixes/reworks up this week. Would love to hear what you think. birdsinthetrap - on.soundcloud.com/QGwoE2VsTIsy... (Don Toliver & Kodak Black - Patience) #musicSky #musicianSky #remix #dontoliver #kodakblack #electronicMusicsoundcloud.combirdsinthetrap (Don Toliver & Kodak Black)rework of patience off don toliver’s hardstone psycho. all the music is original aside from the vocals. 110
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Does this mean they’re also no longer welcome at The Continental? 000
marty @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026She looks like Kramer after he fell asleep in the tanning bed. 000