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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My only point is that these things don't work reliably
Same VW bug photo with "100% human" declared from "The most accurate AI Image Detector"Another analysis saying it is 59.63% AI-generated
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Liege.bike's avatar run through an "AI detector" saying it is 86% fake
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bird
Bird lady from Home Alone 2: a middle aged friendly looking woman smiles in a winter outfit in Central Park. Snow is on the ground around her, and 6 birds (mostly or all pigeons) stand on her arms which are held out slightly in front of her.
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the bright side it gave us this image?
Betty Draper played by January Jones aiming a shotgun at something above her, smoking a cigarette
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goose would like a word #caturday
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, from his chest up, his mouth open like he’s about to say something, looking off to the side. An apple airtag is on his nexk where a bow tie could be
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My sympathy for the parents ebbed somewhat during this paragraph
In North Carolina, Cayla Guins also pulled her children after being told hey'd be taught with A.I.
She added up the tuition she'd paid Guidepost over the years - almost $200,000. She'd paid the money so her daughters could get a good education, but now she felt she'd been duped. Ms.
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is Gary a Norwegian Forest Cat? That’s what I decided my Goose is (mostly) He is decidedly less outdoorsy than Gary
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, relaxing amidst hard drives and cables that he moved out of his way to make a nook
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not long after 9/11 I watched Led Zeppelin: The Song Remains the Same (1975). So I was quite moved when at the beginning of Stairway to Heaven Robert Plant says, "I think this is a song of hope" while the image below is on the screen. It's a beautiful shot, and a sentiment I wanted to hold on to
Still frame from Led Zeppelin: The Song Remains the Same that shows the Manhattan skyline as it was in the seventies, with the World Trade Center silhouetted against a darkening sky at sunset on the left, the Brooklyn Bridge on the right, and the Hudson in the foreground
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👍
Me next to Goose, a large orange and white fluffy cat, lying on his back and sound asleep

I am leaning back next to him smiling at his perfect majesty. I am wearing a Belle & Sebastian concert t-shirt
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Proof you’re actively melting
Tess’ face distorted in reflection
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Look at this utterly ridiculous animal Every day is #caturday
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, sleeping on his side on a bed, his head resting on the foot of a giant stuffed chicken
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every day is #caturday Anyway it was an emergency: behold the floof
Goose, an orange and white floofy cat, sleeping on a cat stand on a leopard print blanket. He is magnificent.
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Counterpoint:
Goose, an orange and white floofy cat as seen through the gap between my computer and the monitor, resting because he is a perfect boyAlso goose, now sound asleep
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My indoor kitty caught a mouse once, brought it to me at my desk, but dropped it when he meowed to get my attention. I still get a lump in my throat thinking about it
Goose, orange and white fluffy cat, laying on his cat pedestal which has a leopard print blanket on it
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#floof
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, peaking out from under a blanket on a bed, looking to our right
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Saw them earlier this year with my son. Just awesome to see live. My favorite pic I got of Will:
Will Stamos of Lorna Shore backlit by lights making it look like the beams are emitting from him, his hair is flopped to one side and looks orange; he is gripping a microphone stand while singing, with one foot up on a stage monitor
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Picture of a STOP sign with a sign attached saying “3-way” (actual street signs, where 3 of 4 directions have a stop sign so people don’t accidentally slide backwards down a steep hill in the 5 months of winter there)
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Six Lombardi trophies
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My happiest boy alive is named Goose! Orange and white fluffy boy solidarity!
Orange and white fluffy cat laying on a blanket staring at the camera
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What a weird coincidence, mine was an actual player
Old timey painting of a baseball player holding a bat, his jersey says “Indianapolis” and is captioned 

Capt. Jack Glasscock

ALLEN & GINTER'S Cigarettes 
RICHMOND. VIRGINIA.
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wow it really gives the same vibes as my mug, colors and everything
Mug with a scoreboard showing ATL leading NE with 2:12 left in the 3rd quarter
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
POUNDED BY PRODUCE
Soup Man (I don't know the actual name) from Tale of Despereaux, he is made of vegetables and fruit
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
oh no duck duck go is drunk too
Screenshot of a search result for Independence Day, it has a blurb from IMDB with Timotheé Chalamet as Paul Atreides as the thumbnail (Paul Atreides is not in Independence Day)
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Director/Actor Taika Waititi. He played Hitler in his film Jojo Rabbit, but he’s less genocidal than the Palantir guy
Taika Waititi, gray hair a little wild, smirking slightlyTaika Waititi as Hitler, in the woods
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
posting feets for #caturday
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Emergency real cat post. AI does not have the technology to create a Goose #RealCatsofBluesky
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, taking up the entire seat of a human sized recliner (I swear) and his arms are up on the armrest. He is majestic and beautifulGoose but when he was only 6 months old, in the same recliner, his arms stretched up on the same side of the chair in a really rather odd position

He is much less fluffy than he is now
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Also here’s my 28-3 commemorative mug 😂
Mug on a shelf

NE 3 | ATL 28

3rd 2:12
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Reminds me of this famous bible verse (photo by me)
Sign which reads:

JOHNSON'S
AUTO/RV

PROVERBS 22:1
CASH FOR YOUR RV
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Goose: always and forever on team Adonis (feet are cowering under that blanket)
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, on his side on a couch taking a brief break from wrestling with feet under the blanket next to him
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tyler, this is a great shade of red, thanks
Selfie of a white man in a red shirt that says, "I have Friends Everywhere"

Top part of his head is cut off so he could fit an orange and white fluffy cat (goose) into the frame. He is one of my everywhere friends. A couple of guitars are in the background with a porg (small bird thing from Star Wars) sitting in the cutaway of one of them.
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Goose is pondering life
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat, standing on his back legs and looking up at yoyo
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
That's ridiculous I don't... *heavy sigh*
Sphero's BB8 and R2D2 remote control droids looking at each other, on my shelf

There's a blurry lego tie fighter in the background
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Have you heard the Good News? Dinosaurs are still among us!
Screenshot of an eagle (Jackie) tending to her eggs

Today’s birds are scientifically categorized as dinosaurs, dinosaurs are literally not extinct
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
John and John from They Might Be Giants. John is playing guitar and singing into a mic, while John is playing accordion and singing into a mic

(Photo from May 2, 2026, at The Vic in Chicago)
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Burger King logo except it says
THEY 
MIGHT BE
Burgers
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
May I interest you in…. St. Croix?
Just after sunset on a Caribbean beach, rays of sun streak across the sky so that it looks like a divine event is about to occur A coastline showing mountains that plunge directly into the Caribbean, making for a dramatic landscape and spectacular views. Not to mention hikes!
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It’s only one of their reginos that’s down
 Bluesky status page:

Service statistical 

Last updated 10:25:44 AM | Next update in 42 sec.
Some systems down
A We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos
"We are experiencing further issues.
We appreciate your continued patience"
April 16, 2026 at 06:42 GMT +00:00
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Bluebird posting will continue until morale improves 🪶 Credit: my wife
A blue bird sitting on a branch in the snow, head cocked, looking into the camera
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Not 70 for a few more years but if he isn't still cool then I will be fucking shocked. He's cooler now than he was at any other point in his career, with the possible exception of 1989 to 1991. Also: HE IS COOL I WILL FIGHT ANYONE ON THAT
James Hetfield looking badass playing his flying V
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cartoonish goofy boy solidarity
Goose, and orange and white fluffy cat, lying on his back on a couch, looking at the camera. Is belly is a swirly furry wonderland.
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Also, what in the FUCK is this??
Angel (maybe) created with AI garbage. It looks like instead of wings it has ams doing a victory dance, and instead of a head it has three long spikes, and instead of a chest it has a pile of tumors
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Look at this little chaos demon. So sweet. So innocent. So murdery. But she’s on my side. #caturday
Cricket, a tri color tabby, laying on her side with her front paws on her tummy, head partly obscured by a blanket. She is very cute.
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The most baffling example recently was the mutantsaurus at the end of the last Jurassic movie. It changed scale dramatically, in one scene biting a helicopter in half and a minute later struggling to fit a human in its mouth Oh yeah I took screenshots to complain to a friend
Dinosaur with bulbous head putting the entire cockpit of a helicopter in its mouth Same dinosaur looking eye to eye at a human, who would definitely take multiple bites to eat at its current size
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My haul from the @criterion.bsky.social sale from last week. Bonus: The Lodger includes an entire movie as a bonus feature! Hitchcock’s Downhill (also 1927) restored to glory! One of the last Hitchcocks I have yet to see.
Three blu ray discs from Criterion: The Lodger, The 39 Steps, and Hidden Fortress
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Remember, an important milestone is when your kid can match the cat in abilities (not counting super human abilities cats possess, like teleporting and licking their own butt)
Cricket, a tri color tabby, laying in the grass looking content, semi loafed, paws in front of her in a dignified manner.
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I will allow anywhere from 2 seconds to 5 minutes of belly rubs; the countdown to when it is over is the time it takes for a cat to grab something
Goose, an orange and white fluffy cat lying on his back "asleep" clearly inviting you to rub his thickly furred belly fur. He does truly love it, but he is also a big fan of murder.
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Denver has got to move Bluecifer from the airport to their stadium. It's the only way to maintain nightmare parity And uh we need one of Belichick to get in on the nightmare fuel
Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars with Bill Belichick's face (it's not that much of a change)
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Every single cat is the Best Cat
Goose, a fluffy orange and white cat, lying propped up on one arm on his side, so he's shaped like Jabba the Hutt except fluffier and cuter. With cat ears.
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Star date, August 2001
Two cat butts on the edge of the sink as two cats drink from the faucet (it was very cute, one would drink by letting it run off her head down her face and the other would drink one of the streams that went off the side of her head)
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QuiJohn @quijohn.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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