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Quick Duck

@quickduck.bsky.social
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We’re screwed only if we stop fighting

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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Grab a lethal sandwich and give it a toss... there are plenty of them.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Remember.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Do it!
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The truth is out!
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Ever seen a more tacky room? And to top it off, nothing is gold. Fake, just as Donny.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Little Donny brought his airplane model to the big boy meeting.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My college dorm room had more class than this shithole.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Never forget!
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Never forget
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The little Nazi Musk has sealed is fate and that of his Nazimobiles. We will never forget!
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This bitch says she believes in God, and her God is perfect and only creates perfect people; then why the fake nose?
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Boycotts and protests are looking. Now time to take a look at stopping the growth of #Starlink
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
What a dick Brian Glenn, commentator for Real America’s Voice outlet, asked Zelensky why he was not wearing a suit. Did you notice the Dollar Store he was wearing?
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I have often wondered if Convict Donny ever sees these types of images of himself or is completely insulated from them. What're your thoughts?
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Where were you on this day of protest? Perhaps tanning with Ted Cuz in Mexico? Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social DNC Chair Ken Martin @kenmartin.bsky.social SENATE Dems @majoritypac.bsky.social HOUSE Dems @housedemocrats.bsky.social
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Where are you???????? Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social DNC Chair Ken Martin @kenmartin.bsky.social SENATE Dems @majoritypac.bsky.social HOUSE Dems @housedemocrats.bsky.social
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
As the owner of a small farm with some chickens I now have perfect pick-up line. “Want to come to my home? I have eggs.”
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Convict Donny, who gives a shit about those paper straws? You promised us cheap eggs, fuck-dude.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Tesla is storing unsold vehicles at our local shopping mall. The pictures only show about a 1/3 of the inventory.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Tesla is storing their unsold cars at our local shopping mall. These pictures only show about 1/3 of the vehicles in storage. #boycotttesla is working.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, wow a stern letter that will show who the boss is. Now, go actually do something that matters.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
When are they going to be deported?
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Two foundation pieces in my life… never wait in line for coffee and never give Nazi Musk my money.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Please tell me why we never see mainstream media headlines like this?
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
More to come from the clowns.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Soulless Melania’s hat selection was clearly to hide those evil red eyes.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Fuck you TikTok for playing into Convict Donny's con. #canceltiktok
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If this hooker put her head out of a moving car, I imagine her lips would slap the shit out of her.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Count me the fuck in!
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Love to sweetie, but the Jewish people control the weather. Drop them a note.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Convict Donny and Souless Melania are fucking twats. Show respect you dickheads.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Convict Donny is really sleeping.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I've returned to checking news outlets every morning to see how Donny Convict has embarrassed us. To date, he has not failed.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
When Jimmy Carter was elected President, he sold his peanut farm to ensure no conflicts of interest, unlike Convict Donny, who uses the office to enrich himself daily.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Too bad Czar Musk stole Convict Donnie’s job.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Convict Donny and Little Ellie cannot even pull of a bro hug. I give this romance 60 days before they turn on each other.
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Yep!
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Quick Duck @quickduck.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Convict Donny’s proposed cabinet from Clown College will be headed by yours truly.
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