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WitsMcghee

@quickchangestorm.bsky.social
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Reformed Yapper, Reader, Writer of mediocre jokes. World’s least favorite critic.

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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
This whole year has been spooky. I don’t care not one bit for Halloween this year.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I be so for real and see the love of my life in every one of them mfs. You did good today baby. Sparkle baby sparkle. 🥰 (this isn’t about people)
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Like a bad football game I tell you. Don’t even have words to describe it for real. I mean great game but, huh?
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
That’s it! I’m done. Today was my last straw (she says quietly to herself knowing she’s going to wake up tomorrow and do it all again). 🙄 I’m finally over this (I think)
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
We not just gonna skate past that like you didn’t just say what you just said?!
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
My brain to me: Dude, you got to do better. Go read some scripture. Take a walk. Me to my brain: But I read some last week! My brain to me: look I’m gonna be real with you,you need to go ground or something. Pick anything. I don’t even care at this point. And take your dang meds. 😒
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Summer isn’t over but at least it’s starting to feel like…
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two women are sitting next to each other on a couch with the words sweata weatha written on the screen .
ALT: two women are sitting next to each other on a couch with the words sweata weatha written on the screen .
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
If I see one more person with a bruise on her body I can clearly see she didn’t make herself! I’m so 🤮 I wanna scream! But also follow your HoH. Had I followed mine, we’d be in a difference place today. All that fighting though? Better be some make up gifts afterwards. Not to mention 😏
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
“Don’t worry Skipper. They’re just hurting themselves.”
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Dorothy: “hey girl, what did you eat and drink? Did you read the labels?”
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Who needs rollercoasters after you’ve decided to procreate on Earth? Much less, America. The ups and downs are endless and half the time you’re about to upchuck your nutrition-less, overpriced fast food ‘cause “we have food at home” never works. Results may vary based on support systems.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
VitD:On the head of pins and needles of life we walk about. For we talk and we balk and we hold love abound instead of walking out. Silence feels awful, the worst has been mended but what else is there to do? We hold tight to hope and step by step, a better ending, refreshed like honeydew. #solstice
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
NGL I look cute today & people won’t believe me when I say I get most of my clothes vintage or thrift or gift. Fun fact: there’s an island of garbage in the ocean and a mountain of old clothes on the coasts of South America and Africa. But tell me how that $100 T-shirt makes you feel worthy
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Rabbi Sandra @rabbisandra.org · 14/03/2025
Some Purim wisdom: Joy is an act of defiance. Hiding can sometimes lead to revelation. You are here “for such a time as this.” Redemption begins with small, courageous acts.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Why is everyone so depressed? my mental break on the first week of this 💩 show had me bawling for weeks over dead babies and lost opportunities. My situation no better than some. But there’s hope.We can’t let this regime press on. Stand in your truth America.You contain multitudes. Let’s sing…
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Never been so glad my kid goes to a school behind brick walls and gates because ain’t no way this Administration cares about school shootings. The militia *cough* I mean Police are being used to guard his favorite donor’s company instead of precious viable human capital. What in the actual fuckery?
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’s almost as if food and sunshine solve 2/4 of my attitude issues. 😏
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
You and maybe two people. Idk. Maybe more. Y’all know I got the word spicy brain not the number spicy brain
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I can safely say none of our individual shame is as bad as the collective shame that is this country right now. And all we had to do was vote for a brown woman and her quirky old man counterpart. 🤦🏾‍♀️ I bet at least they’re getting fucked, the good way. Oh look I found the joke.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Myself included, a lot of DC folks are living paycheck to paycheck but doing good work & making a life. Many are losing their apts and landlords are hankering down like it’s 2021. This doesn’t bode well for already overloaded & underfunded social works infrastructure. Hold on I have a joke here…
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’ve been busy working/saving/packing for a move and therapy and Momming and and and…Apologies I fell off on posting but as the month of March goes on, I intend to get back on. Not that anyone cares, just for posterity and explaining the drop off. My books are in a box and I’m listening to vinyls.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
context: this is commentary on how this Admin doesn’t actually know how to do anything but expect folks to follow blindly and do the work for them as we’ve always done. Dismantling organizations that oversee life changing systems is idiocracy. Then scramble to get ppl back? You break it you buy it.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
You learn this in Marketing 101. But also…there’s whole psych classes for this.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
maybe I am a little numb now. For with the crying, screaming, throwing up over the state of the world I almost lost my heart, my mind, my soul. Then what good would I be to anyone, especially my own loved ones and community. Prayers up 🪬 #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/1Jk7vP...
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Message In a Bottle
Matisyahu · Selections from No Place To Be · Song · 2006
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JaxBlade @jaxblade.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The trouble is, Skrymp’s talking to my guy (US Gov’t) all wrong. Dismantling the whole shebang over a few fixes is madness. It’s comme ci comme ça for me buddy
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
*I missed yesterday* Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! 13/20 #BookSky #bookchallenge
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My flabbers are often gasted, but lately they’ve been an on the cool thanks to anxiety meds. Gotta cool them thrusters lest I overheat again. And this is why I will always love science. *descends from soap box*
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Went to #AstronomyonTap tonight and heard some decent jokes and punny celestial songs! Anyhow a great joke #AstronomySky may enjoy
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God @thegodshow.com · 18/02/2025
Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! 12/20 #BookSky #bookchallenge
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
When you go by aesthetics, you miss the depth of an entire person. There is no one way to “look” and much of the “Ashkenazi Veil” as I like to call it, creates a much ignored divide with Jews of the Diaspora. Especially in 🇺🇸 where proximity to whiteness and assimilation has been pushed for survival.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Edit: foot is one(‘) Inches are (“). I meant the former.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I remember I gave up an internship at the Dept. of Ed in DC at the insistence of a partner being told “the internship will always be there”😒And now there’s no DOE or even any other government institution I’d touch with a 10” pole. What learning plans am I gonna oversee now? The kids won’t be alright
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
@themiriverse.bsky.social you remember when a loosie was a cigarette from those smoking taxes? This is wild—literally. And also wholly unsurprising for real for real
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
It will never not be brown sugar. That’s not even a vs for real
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
He’s giving Autism a bad rap. No pun intended.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! 10/20 #BookSky #bookchallenge
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Once had a geriatric patient that was annoyed she had to move without knowing where she’d properly fit into the next housing plans as she was content in her space. She said “I don’t need your positivity right now! Can’t you just sit there and be quiet?” Lady…I get it. My bad. It’s annoying, But also
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
All my old content still tracks. Because I’ll be damned if I let these next four years drive me crazy again. Catching tons of new TV though, rare but idiot boxes are fun too! 🙃🥲 #CraftSky #hobbylobby #creativitycave
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
And what about it? I am now getting repaid in Kind with policing my own tiny human late night reader. 🥲
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
So you see what all my pals in healthcare already know, the system was failing already. Middling at best. “Especially on the East Coast,” said a fellow Mum in the field. Sure they can make it worse. But then we get to rebuild if there’s anything left of the carcass of that institution.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Very much in my “Do as I say not as I do” phase of my motherhood because looking back on my checkered history, you’re girl is giving “open-minded” at best with some of these life decisions. 🤦🏾‍♀️ on one hand, “MFGD!” And then “Goodness Me!” on the other.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
What a time to grow up! Younger people don’t believe the stories and you gotta just shrug 🤷🏾‍♀️ and say “Bet.”
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Good idea. Doubt they’ll do it. I’m imagining privatized everything. And sure we can get more than one at a cost. But my imagination’s rather dark and twisty.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Faith over fear Jerry… not to sound like a zealot. Cause I couldn’t give a rat’s body part where you personally get your faith from. But um…also, resourcefulness is a byproduct of dark times. 🥲
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Speaking of hope, even addicts heal. So there’s that.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
They ain’t even SparkNotes it or nothing. ChatGPT…something?! Nothing? That’s what makes me upset. It’s the absolute lack of effort.
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Hope is great is great and all but as a doomsday witnesser (#millennial who’s lived thru more than enough) I’m a firm believer in having back up plans A thru Zed at this point in life. I’m going to keep rooting around for ideas
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WitsMcghee @quickchangestorm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
You’re right. It’s a holiday (that many are foregoing) but yea, I imagine they’re the only ones with a close enough solution atp.
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