On Techdirt, we often complain about lawyers and bad lawyering and bad cases. But there are times when lawyers are helpful, and my one-sentence summary after spending many days trying to understand a viral dispute about some old Star Wars LEGO sets is that a lot of people should have spoken to competent lawyers before doing... whatever the fuck they decided to do here.

A church in Switzerland has drummed up a controversy by employing an AI version of Jesus in its confessional.