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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 14h

if this yahoo sports journalist is to be believed, yes. and i saw someone else name the human as lyle (not common knowledge, but who could confirm?)

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 15h

I hired the Orioles Bird for my partner's 40th birthday kickball party, on the little league field next to the 33rd st Y, the site of Memorial Stadium. The bird was a surprise and of course a massive hit. Lyle texted me beforehand, breaking the fourth wall. truly a legend, just look at this.

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there should be a way to tell the algorithn "i love baseball but i do not want to know about my favorite players religions or politics" (this isnt really bad but still)

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Place is great, I need to learn more about Yemeni food. Tried the “shawarma” which was good but really just chicken kebab and the lamb soup (actually just broth but delicious) Their bread looked insane, can’t wait to go back when they iron out the kinks

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tried the new Yemeni restaurant at Charles and 24th yesterday and the AI generated art is really something Yemen 🤝 Baltimore

An ai generated painting representing baltimore and Yemen? Including Yemeni food and a can of Old Bay

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i'm a military brat born in SC, spent my first few years in Germany, then back to SC, NC, NoVA and now MD, this tracks

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

iceland's prison population is even smaller by comparison. 140 people or so, about 36 per 100k in iceland vs.. maryland at 475 per 100k and some parts of baltimore at over 3k per 100k they replaced prisons with social prorgrams and this is the effect

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

tried "fish with you" (large suan cai yu / chinese saurkraut fish chain) in ellicott city and damn, it hits. pickled mustard greens, snakehead fillets and glass noodles in a ginger/garlic fish broth with sichuan chili oil a+++

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

wow the line for the alonso bobblehead is huge

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

this and a turnstile shirt could fix me

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

apparently unfortunately also works for former orioles players

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Pink Flamingo has it on, got the radio broadcast on my headphones

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

example: this SUVhopping a curb/driving in the crosswalk to get out of the taxi lane they shouldnt have entered

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

UPDATE: Neither Animal Control, nor a pro wildlife remover could find the bat but I found it hiding in our mini split, chillin on the filter. We contacted a local bat researcher a few doors down who captured him and is going to check him out. Lill booger is pissed but fine.

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

my best guess is this skylight vent. the flap was closed tight, but wondering if the little buddy was trying to explore or eat bugs attracted to the light and its weight pushed it open and dropped in like a trap door. prob will seal this up completely. may be more efficient for a/c anyway

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

two upcoming out of place shows in/near baltimore: 1: HR of bad brains at.. zen west 2: messthetics (members of fugazi playing jazz) in... cockeysville

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Me: I wish baltimore got some big bats out of the adley deal Baltimore: you want a big bat?

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

THE ORANGE MOON IS RIDING OVER BALTIMORE THE VIBES ARE BACK

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Mount Royal Tavern bartender just announced that the set / background for the Stavvy Netflix show recording tonight has a bunch of MRT “curated junk”

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

new "king ratler" lemonade radler from peabody goes hard would ride with this rat

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

ok i can hendle the o's losing over half the time, but this is complete bullshit. we bought TWENTY tickets for us and our friends. several of them traveled to baltimore from florida and ohio for this. fucking shit organization.

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

hell yeah do the knife class!! i made this one about 10 years ago and its still my most used knife.

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

hot dog pro tips: 1: recession style chicago dogs 2:wrap your chili cheese dog and let it steam a little, magic happens in the wax paper

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

did this guy just get hit in the face by that errant throw?

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

In return, someone’s straight midlife Interpol phase

Someone’s $20 Caesar salad spilled on a midtown manhattan sidewalk

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Does anyone make a better fried seafood platter than Sal and Sons?

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Speedo is forever one of my favorites for all time and rob crow is fucking outstanding I’m sad he’s not able to do this

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

despite being the 'statcast partner' google's gemini constantly hallucinates stats, too you'd think it would get baseball stat (public, normalized data) questions correct but i guess its at least accidentally honest about it:

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

its day 2 of a rainy artscape, at least 3 significant car crashes last night, the baltimore banner: DID YOU KNOW THEY ARE OPENING A GAS STATION IN VIRGINIA

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

same problem here except they live under my couch and eat all of our romaine and parsley and clog our air filters and vacuum with their fur

two beautiful lionhead rabbits eating breakfast in their room

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

i wish i got corporate gifts like this instead of a plaque or watch or whatever

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

the baltimore streetcar museum is a gem

From the streetcar museums facebook post:
As a gesture of goodwill to users of the Jones Falls Trail, The Baltimore Streetcar Museum welcomes trail users to utilize the restroom facilities inside our Visitors Center, located at 1911 Falls Road, free of charge when the museum is open to the general public. All we ask is that you stop at the ticket window just inside the front door of our Visitors Center to inform our crew of your request.
Days and times we are open to the general public are listed on our website, https://baltimorestreetcarmuseum.org/.
As the Jones Falls Valley continues to grow as a recreational corridor, we recognize that the lack of restroom amenities, particularly near our museum, can be a hardship for trail users.
Of course, we hope you will be inspired to purchase a pass for unlimited streetcar rides and access to all of our exhibits on the day of your visit to see firsthand everything we have to offer!
The Baltimore Streetcar Museum is honored to be part of the historic Jones Falls Valley and the exciting future potential of Remington on the River (https://www.remingtonontheriver.com/).

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

anyone need some nightmare fuel? how about sponsored ads from rt 1 apparel for an oriole bird bodysuit?

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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The orioles didn’t win and didn’t really play well but at least I got to eat hot dogs in a new stadium Nathan’s natural casing is great, extra long fun too

Nathan’s original beef natural casing hot dog at Yankees stadium

Nathan’s extra long hot dog at Yankees stadium

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