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QuesoGuapo is: Easy, cheesy, not at all sleazy. Ryan is: A journalist, designer, broadcaster, curler. Formerly lead designer for the Standard-Examiner. quesoguapo.com

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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 21/09/2026
Is this the most magical Burger King in the world?
A photo shows a double rainbow over a Burger King in Ogden, Utah.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 18/09/2026
Utah is Meadowlands West, thanks to Jaxson Dart. Via 506sports.com.
A screenshot from 506sports.com shows a US map overlaid with which regions are airing which NFL games on FOX early on Sunday, Sept. 20.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 13/08/2026
Here's Lego Pacific Central Station inside Pacific Central Station in Vancouver, BC.
A Lego model of Pacific Central Station is pictured inside Pacific Central Station in Vancouver, BC.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 18/06/2026
Let's have some fun! kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...
A fan-created "Bluesky License" featuring user QuesoGuapo as a Bluesky explorer. There's also other ephemeral to complete the appearance.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 29/05/2026
Puppet Show will no longer be performing at Freedom 250.
A screengrab from the film "This Is Spinal Tap" shows a theater entrance sign in front of trees. In addition to stating "Theatre Entrance," the sign states "Puppet Show and Spinal Tap."
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 28/05/2026
It seems like people only want one thing on my blog and it's something I can only really write about once. quesoguapo.com/i-did-the-ma...
A screenshot shows top Google search queries for QuesoGuapo.com. They all pertain to tuppence, as referenced in the film "Mary Poppins."
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 27/05/2026
It was Bart who drew the Dud in the Mystery Date game, although Homer did make the connection between the Dud and Milhouse.
A comic panel of four frames featuring a scene from the episode "Summer of 4 Ft. 2" that aired in Season 7 of "The Simpsons." The first panel shows Homer and Marge looking at Bart with the caption reading, "Okay, Bart, your turn, your turn." The second panel shows a displeased Bart holding up a card featuring a nerd-like character. The third panel shows Homer holding up the card as he and Marge laugh as Marge states "You got the Dud!" The final frame shows Homer showing the card to Bart's friend Milhouse as Homer exclaims "Hey, he looks just like you, Poindexter."
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 25/05/2026
Remembering the barfly who wouldn't ever stop talking …
A fake TV episode title generated by the Star Trek Title Card Generator features the text "The Morning of More Morn Mourning" superimposed over a medium shot of the space station Deep Space Nine.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 23/05/2026
Name that episode! (Difficulty level: Easy)
A image generated by the Star Trek Title Card Generator featuring text over a still image of the original starship Enterprise orbiting around a planet. The text reads "The episode with 50% black-white face, 50% white-black face but it's allegory so it's OK!"
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 23/05/2026
One more for the weekend (after turning off the auto text wrap) …
A joke title card for "Star Trek" featuring the text "The City on the Edge of the TV Screen" affixed to the right edge of the image. The text is superimposed over imagery from "Star Trek: The Original Series" including a large blue planet, the starship Enterprise and a small moon in the background.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 23/05/2026
Did I do it right?
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 05/05/2026
still finds time to sing love songs at karaoke night at Milk+ — "War," Cake's "I Will Survive," and "Jesus He Knows Me."
A photo of people singing karaoke in a dark room at Milk+ in Salt Lake City.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 27/02/2026
I remember MLB teams putting this Norman Rockwell painting on jumbotrons —
The image shows Norman Rockwell's painting "Tough Cal" depicting a baseball officiating crew looking at light rain falling from a partly cloudy sky and considering whether to delay the game. Players and coaches from both teams stand on the field in the background.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 27/01/2026
I wasn't lucky in my quest to see the northern lights last week, but I was fortunate to see a really nice cloud halo outside of Santaquin, Utah, on Thursday, Jan. 22.
A photo of a cloud halo over Interstate 15 outside of Santaquin, Utah, on Thursday, Jan. 22, 2026.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 18/01/2026
Tough night for the UC San Diego men's volleyball team, as they fell 3 sets to 1 to the BYU Cougars. The Tritons did push the final set to 35-33.
A photo of a men's volleyball game between UC San Diego and BYU in Provo, Utah, on Saturday, Jan. 17, 2026.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 12/01/2026
I've been thinking about this song lately. I must be honest — I didn't recall the lyrics to "We Shall Overcome" after the first verse, but every verse seems relevant. www.amistadresource.org/documents/do...
A screenshot of the lyrics to the song "We Shall Overcome." The lyrics are available here:
https://www.amistadresource.org/documents/document_08_05_040_weshallovercome.pdf
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 25/12/2025
When Anchor announced it was ceasing operations in July 2023, I drove 70 miles to buy the last five bottles of Our Special Ale that were still on sale at Utah state liquor stores. Anchor had already stopped distributing to Utah by that point and that was all that was left.
A photo of five bottles of Anchor Brewing's Our Special Ale (Christmas Ale) on display on a shelf with other beers at a state liquor store in Tooele, Utah, on July 13, 2023.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 05/12/2025
This year marks my 17th season of greetings. Aside from a skipped year in 2017, I've been making my own Christmas cards since 2008. Every year, I try to find unique and often humorous ways to mark the holidays. This year's card has already been printed — I just to get them in the mail.
A collage of 17 holiday cards under the title "17 seasons of greetings."
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 06/11/2025
They said it was impossible, but here's a normal, Euclidean parking lot in front of a Trader Joe's in Riverdale, Utah.
A photo of a normal, expensive parking lot in front of a Trader Joe's in a Riverdale, Utah, shopping center.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 05/11/2025
A republic, if we can keep it.
Placing my mail-in ballot in a drop box at the North Branch of the Weber County Library during the 2025 general election on Tuesday, Nov. 3, 2025.The inside back cover of a journal containing my "I Voted" stickers going back to November 2008. The November 2024 sticker is missing, but I did vote in that election.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 17/10/2025
Reaction to the Bengals defense versus Aaron Rodgers tonight: "He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball!"
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 17/10/2025
"He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball!"
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 11/10/2025
Move over Green Bay West, Chico is now Steelers Country. Via @506sports.bsky.social. 506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2...
A screenshot shows a broadcast map for CBS' early NFL game on Sunday, Oct. 12. Most of the East will have Cleveland at Pittsburgh, while most of the West will air LA Chargers at Miami, with the exception of the Chico-Redding market, which will air the Pittsburgh game featuring Northern California native Aaron Rodgers. The New England-New Orleans game is airing primarily in their home markets.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 02/07/2025
Not a bad sunset for Canada Day.
A landscape view of a sunset featuring rays of sunlight peeking through clouds.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 28/06/2025
One of these things is not like the others …
Three black-and-white photographs are placed on a beige wall. The left photo features a small boat moored to a pier along an urban waterfront. The middle photo is an aerial photo over the Ogden arch and Washington Boulevard. The right photo features an aerial shot of what appears to be the Ogden Utah Temple.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 26/06/2025
Perhaps a glimpse of the future of MoPac broadcasting. I'll need to figure how to build this next-generation system and make it fairly portable.
Three pan-tilt-zoom cameras are pictured on a table with a video capture hub.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 19/06/2025
made a quasi-poutine with items on hand. Hopefully no one is offended — after all, it's the tots that count.
A soup bowl is filled with tater tots covered with cheddar cheese and beef gravy.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 09/06/2025
Instagram's tilt-shift filter is currently crippled, but it still sorta worked on this photo of downtown Phoenix as I was flying out of Sky Harbor.
An aerial photo of downtown Phoenix focused on the Footprint Center and Chase Field as rendered through an Instagram tilt-shift filter.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 29/05/2025
@defector.com Any thoughts about the Clark story being presented as the front page centerpiece in today's USA Today? Via the Freedom Forum front-page gallery.
A screenshot of the front page of the Thursday, May 29, 2025, edition of the USA Today newspaper. The page promotes several stories above the masthead. The main story focuses on WNBA player Caitlin Clark with a large photo of Clark holding her arms against her head. The headline reads: "WNBA without Clark: League feels the hurt." Other stories on the page include States' care on brink of collapse; Refugees after Vietnam War now targeted to be deported; and Study IDs spellings that we find the hardest.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 08/05/2025
Welcome to the all-new Guild of Douchey Parkers, truck somehow blocking four spaces! (Honestly, you could've taken six spots with just a little more effort.)
A picture of a truck somehow blocking four spaces!
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 24/04/2025
Just a typical CVS receipt after buying a single item …
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 15/04/2025
Tower, flower.
A photograph of some flowering trees with a water tower in the background at sunset.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 11/04/2025
For the sake of completeness, ICE removed the original image and shared a new graphic replacing "ideas" with "intellectual property." The fact that the the original graphic contained "ideas" AND it was approved by someone at the agency raises many, many questions.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 21/03/2025
Two hours before tipoff between @ucsandiego.bsky.social Athletics and Michigan …
A black-and-white poster parodying the "I want to believe" poster from "X-Files," but instead of a flying UFO, the Geisel Library from UC San Diego is floating above the ground with the caption "I believe."
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 20/03/2025
Here's my perfect bracket for fans of @ucsandiego.bsky.social. It's a lot of games for UCSD, but I think they'll make it through.
A March Madness bracket shows all of the teams as UC San Diego.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 15/03/2025
Begas, vaby!
A photograph of a concourse at Harry Reid International Airport during the day. There are colorful slot machines underneath artificial palm trees.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 14/03/2025
A lot of eyes are on the UC San Diego men's basketball team, but don't sleep on the women's squad as they're taking on top seed Hawaii in The Big West tourney semifinals right now. The game is on ESPN+, but KSDT Radio is also in the arena. ksdt.ucsd.edu/sports/
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 20/02/2025
Vegas, baby!
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 09/01/2025
found ~$4 in change in an empty parking lot en route to supper. There was no one else around, but I thought that maybe someone really needed that money for food. With that in mind, I made a donation to the Utah Food Bank that would cover the amount of change and a little extra. www.utahfoodbank.org
A nighttime shot featuring a close-up view of an asphalt parking lot with several dollars' worth of change scattered over the surface.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 06/11/2024
voted for truth, justice and the American way.
A mail-in ballot is being placed by hand into ballot collection box on Election Day.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 06/11/2024
Current thought (GIF via Tenor):
An animated GIF of Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" telling Lt. Cmdr. Data that "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 22/10/2024
always gets a kick out of saying that he was a four-time letterman in high school — three times for band and once for theater. Here are my band letters from Poway and Roswell (plus my dad's letter from Bountiful).
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 20/10/2024
Just another ordinary day on the campaign trail … Via @asssociatedpress.bsky.social apnews.com/article/trum...
A screenshot of an Associated Press headline of a story regarding Donald Trump kicking off a rally in Pennsylvania by taking about Arnold Palmer's genitalia.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 16/10/2024
has somehow starting working on four journals (from the left): — The daily-ish journal. — The travel journal (that I'm using for day-to-day entries as I'm recounting a recent trip in my main journal). — A journal to track life goals. — A journal for to-do lists and expenses.
Photo by Ryan Olson on October 16, 2024. Four journals of various colors and sizes is displayed on a faux wood-grain table.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 04/10/2024
🎶 I'm at the Bureau of Land Management. 🎶 I'm at the Wiseguys Comedy Club. 🎶 I'm at the combination BLM and comedy club. 🎶 (Google Maps Street View image)
An image from Google Maps Street View shows a woman walking in front of a storefront in downtown Salt Lake City. The sign over the entrance states, in all-caps, Department of the Interior Bureau of Land Management. Under the sign is a large, monochromatic window graphic depicting the comedian Aisha Tyler performing at the Wiseguys Comedy Club.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 04/10/2024
My team (with 3 subs) scored 6 points for the 3rd week in a row, but we got there a different way — by stealing in 4 of the 6 ends. Facing 4 in the 6th, we were trying to figure out what to do, but then we realized we had the hammer. A draw to the button sealed the win.
An analog scoreboard is positioned on an ice rink at the Utah Olympic Oval. The final score is 6 yellow vs. 1 red.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 14/09/2024
sorta wants to buy an organ — it's $40 at Deseret Industries. Does he know how to play the organ? No. Will he take the time to learn how to play the organ? Almost certainly not. Will he have space in his downsized studio apartment? Also, no.
A used Kimball Superstar home organ is displayed at a Deseret Industries thrift store in Ogden.A close-up view of part of the console of the Kimball Superstar home organ at the Deseret Industries thrift store in Ogden.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 27/08/2024
knows some people have expressed unhappiness about NBC Sports' coverage plans for the #Paralympics. While it's nice to see more on TV, it looks like they're pulling out the stops on Peacock — they're bringing back Gold Zone AND Multiview, plus the usual full game world feeds.
A screenshot of the Peacock website shows a grid of icons featuring programs and sporting events for the 2024 Paralympics.
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 13/08/2024
Is this Utah's sore loser law? The key part, Utah 20A-9-501(2), states a candidate who has already declared this cycle can't run as an independent. HOWEVER, there's a separate write-in candidate section (20A-9-601) that is silent on this matter, AFAIK. le.utah.gov/xcode/Title2...
A screenshot of Utah election code pertaining to candidates not affiliated with a party. A key section states "A candidate who has filed a declaration of candidacy may not file a certificate of nomination as an unaffiliated candidate in the same year."
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Ryan Olson @quesoguapo.com · 08/08/2024
The reward for doing a lot of reading is a lot more reading! Weber County Library's summer reading program is for both children and adults. For the grownups, you won a reward for every 10 hours of reading, plus bonus rewards for answering some prompts or doing side quests.
A stack of mostly books placed on a wood table.
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