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I imagine a queer future where every person is a poet and a scientist and an artist and a witch all at once.

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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes taking a picture without glare is harder than the act of painting.
a small oil painting of a farm. the foreground shows a rise with plowed furrows, the midground is a barn with trees and horses, the sky is a pale blue. a small oil painting of a farm. the foreground shows a rise with plowed furrows, the midground is a barn with trees and horses, the sky is a pale blue.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have to* show you this cool stick I found. *As in the voice that emanates from the stick compels me to share it with you so that you may join us in loving the stick.
A photograph of driftwood from a river. With twisting roots or branches that wrap around a rock. The stick is vaguely shaped like an anatomical heart.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OMG this picture is even cuter.
a picture of tiny green? spider. eyes and mouth parts are visible. seriously he is the tiniest of little guys.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Say hello to my little friend.
a photograph of the my thumb with the smallest spider I've ever seen on it.... but in a cute way, not a icky way.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Before I could answer your question I had to take the quiz myself: "No I don't think it is embarrasing" says your neighbour to the south.
quadrent chart with the axis "Acts Chud", "Is Chud" "Acts Woke" "is Woke". with a red dot in the Acts Woke and Is Woke quadrent.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jesus, Linda. Do you kiss your grandchildren with that mouth?
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Some Mountain Dew with your Taco Bell?
oil painting of a teal vase, an ivory statue of a woman, on a background of blood red brocade fabric and a lump of tan/gold cover brocade fabric. A crushed can of mountain rests in the midground as well.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I can add a strip of wallpaper to the mysterious artifacts I've found in this house. The first being a portrait of a young man who probably didn't live here himself. What was originally a small project to replace the piss-stained carpets with vinyl plank has really turned into a nightmare.
older photograph, quite small, sepia toned image of younger white man in suit portrait taken from the shoulder up. Strip of a chinese style wallpaper. It has a white background and chinese style landscape elements drawn in fine line in oranges and yellows. a room in the middle of a renovation. exposed wood floors and patched walls. There are two samples of green paint on the wall and some of the woodwork has been pulled off for repairs. a wall covered in patches of old wallpaper adhesive.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Submitted for even more clarity.
a screenshot from Space 1999's Breakaway episode, showing a man's face in dark blue light. His eyes are milky.a screenshot of a older woman with heavy filters holds an older looking white dog with milky eyes. the dogs teeth are exposed giving it a frightening appearance.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Today's paintings.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I couldn't stop saying "leeta beeta buddha butt" every time one one of the victims of the Meta Probe madness was shown with their milky old blind dog contacts. #Space1999
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A little warm up from the Target parking lot. 5x7. oil. www.instagram.com/renee_buchan...
a small oil painting of a view of a field of pinkish greenish grass. One tree stands on the left side of the painting, while a row of trees and further hills flow across the background. A large tree in shadows near the right of the painting attempts to balance the tree in the midground.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I stopped to paint a few phlox guarding this view of a field beyond the trees. 8 x 10. oil. www.instagram.com/p/DYLSTEPDZXM/
an oil painting of a row of tees with purple flowers in their shadows. Between the trunks a yellow field can be seen stretching out towards the horizon.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My eldest niece (9 or 10) has gotten her hands on a typewriter. I asked for a poem to put behind the clear cover of my hobonichi planner and this is the perfect monstrosity she created.
A photograph of some paper put through a typewriter. In black ink is written. "oh my God look at the time its 6:07"
A few lines are skipped and then it says gibberish that seems to say "don't touch that"
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This illustration is frustrating on so many levels. The ai slop being passed off as medical illustration... The attribution to give it credibility. I don't want to live in this world anymore.
Photograph of computer screen of PowerPoint presentation showing an ai generated image of a human back, and clothed buttocks. The spine and pelvis are rendered over the body as if in cut away but reversed so that the hip bones are reversed. In other words the front of the pelvis is illustrated facing the viewer. 

Ironically the image is given attributions as if this abomination is following copyright law.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I really wanted to stay for the whole thing.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This old golf course is now an park that allows dogs off leash two hours before dawn or dusk. It is also a lovely spot with many vignettes to paint.
Photograph of a grassy knoll backlit by the setting sun. A painting of the same scene rests on a easel in the foreground of the image..Two white crusty dogs hanging out in a collapsible wagon.Rolling green hills near dusk. A painting of the scene is in the foreground.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I am in no way belittling your dislike of Sun Chips, it just landed in the wrong place at the right time.
Screenshot of multiple accounts saying "Fuck ICE" and then one person's post that says "Fuck Sunchips. Disgusting mockery of potatoes crisp. Cardboard pretender." And then more posts that say "Fuck ICE"
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
He asked "What are you going besides thinking of me' and I replied that I wasn't. Am I doing this flirting thing correctly?
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Horror movie idea: "The Storm" but it's just your two dogs trying to both stand on your pillow while you sleep because they are afraid of the titular storm.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
With the state of the economy and all this wind, my son, Bricky Martin Junior has had to get a job as a doorstop.
A weathered chunk of mortered bricks rounded by waves into a baby sized rock sits on a bathroom floor against a door.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The hot dog people compell me to share this photo of them.
Two statues of anthropomorphized hot dog people. Their eyes glow.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
JC Penney, stay outta my search history.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
photo of a small white robin in a lawn. photo of a small white robin in a lawn. photo of a small white robin in a lawn. photo of a small white robin in a lawn.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I saw an albino robin on a walk today.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I went to an art show opening tonight, saw some fellow Cincinnati Art Club members and had a nice time in the warm evening weather.
a photograph taken from a 4 story roof of sunset, over older red brick apartment buildings."selfie" style photograph of white middle-aged transgender woman in a plunging black dress. the backdrop of the setting sun and older red brick apartment buildings as seen from a rooftop terrace. a photograph taken from a 4 story roof of sunset, over older red brick apartment buildings.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I must have been a good girl this week because look at what I found in some mulch outside my therapist's office! It's a large convex lens! worse for wear but still a shiny treasure.
photograph of a hand holding a beat up convex lens of clear glass with a light purple irredescence. The lens is about two inches in diameter.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@pansexualwlp.bsky.social Saw this at the bookstore and thought of you.
photograph of a large octaganal pin in a box of smaller round pins. all pins are very gay, but large pin on top has a subtle rainbow gradient and black text that reads "out of the cabinent PAN SQUAD"
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I just might! Now that I'm off the anti-crazy pills, I'm curious about this whole drinking thing. Plus, I have most of an old (2005) bottle that was 'smuggled' from Europe when Absinthe was illegal here in the States. Conversely, I could pick up a new bottle of Chartruse and have a pleasant time.
photograph of a partially full rectangular bottle of greenish liquid. A label reade "Absinth"
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I fell down the stairs yesterday and cut my arm open among other minor injuries I call my mother, the retired nurse, and the first thing she tells me is to clean it well and don't let the dogs lick it or anything. Honey already has a taste for human flesh which is why she had her teeth pulled!
Photo of goofy looking white dog with a collection of lamb chop stuffed toys piled up in a dog bed of the floor. Her tongue is sticking out to the side of her mouth everso slightly.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So mote it be!
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
me, talking about my cake preferences: "I'm a fat girl, I just like cake!" him: "You say the cutest, most self-deprecating things." me: "I haven't said anything self-deprecating yet, so that's just you deprecating fat people." him: <USER HAS BLOCKED YOU> me: "Oh well, at least I have you, cake."
photograph of a naked, unfrosted cake with one slice taken out, sitting on a plate. It looks pale and hearty.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
When you're smiling the whole world smiles with you.
a photo of a box of dental treats for dogs. There is a picture of a brown yorkiesque dog whose mouth has been photoshopped into a smile full of very white human teeth. a close up of the box, focusing on the brown yorkiesque dog whose mouth has been photoshopped into a smile full of very white human teeth. There is a blue background with a faint bokah. The dog looks hella creepy.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I feel as if I'm cosplaying Trinity from The Matrix today at work. Trying out 0mg of Zoloft and hit with light sensitivity and the brain zaps so I'm rocking some borrowed sunnies and a coat because they have AC on I guess.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Evil corporate overlord nonsense. Their love is denying disability workplace accomodation. Their love is abuse and exploitation
Photograph of iced cookie with corpo logo and the words ..."loves you".
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This place needs a little workplace vandalism.
Photo of a n office cork board. A piece of paper that once read "never forget why you started" has been vandalized to read "never forget why you farted"
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I did not read very good, so this was the image I got in my head:
diagram of cell mitosis
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Honey has met her muppet form.
A photo of a simple hand puppet in the with dog-like features, a narrow muzzle with black nose and floppy ears. My hand is inside of it drawing its face in on itself. I am sitting on the floor. There are dog toys scattered around and a white poodley dog nearby. In later images she is seen tugging at the dog or with her face inside its open mouth as we gently play together. The dog is toothless and bears an uncanny resemblance to the puppet.A photo of a simple hand puppet in the with dog-like features, a narrow muzzle with black nose and floppy ears. My hand is inside of it drawing its face in on itself. I am sitting on the floor. There are dog toys scattered around and a white poodley dog nearby. In later images she is seen tugging at the dog or with her face inside its open mouth as we gently play together. The dog is toothless and bears an uncanny resemblance to the puppet.A photo of a simple hand puppet in the with dog-like features, a narrow muzzle with black nose and floppy ears. My hand is inside of it drawing its face in on itself. I am sitting on the floor. There are dog toys scattered around and a white poodley dog nearby. In later images she is seen tugging at the dog or with her face inside its open mouth as we gently play together. The dog is toothless and bears an uncanny resemblance to the puppet.A photo of a simple hand puppet in the with dog-like features, a narrow muzzle with black nose and floppy ears. My hand is inside of it drawing its face in on itself. I am sitting on the floor. There are dog toys scattered around and a white poodley dog nearby. In later images she is seen tugging at the dog or with her face inside its open mouth as we gently play together. The dog is toothless and bears an uncanny resemblance to the puppet.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
2025 was the year I finally saved enough to transition into who I really am on the inside.
still image from Space 1999. futureistic white interior with a large amorphous alien made out of christmas tree lights and crepe paper and tulle. it has tentacles and a single eye. It basically looks like a pile of garbage.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Good morning. This is a picture of a demon. My ex and I found this drawing in an otherwise empty attic of a house we were considering purchasing. It demanded to come home with us. Now it wants me to share it with you. Happy 2026!
A framed pencil drawing of a ill-proportioned figure. The head is a circle with a slash that could be a too wide smile. The neckless torso leads directly to shoulders and two hulking arms with too many joints. Sausagey fingers drip from the ends of the arm. The rest of the figure is absent, rising from chaotic markings as if flames. The framed drawing is adored with a weird pink bunny from an indian food package and a metal chain and pendent of st. Christopher. A transgender woman's topless reflection is just visible reflected in the plexiglass surface as she takes the picture.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Hopefully you like blebs and goopy eyes because that's all we've got here.
Photograph of a short cropped white minipoodle-mix dog. Her left eye looks closed, obscured by her deformity and some dried eye goop staining her fur. Her right eye looks at the camera expectantly. Her tongue is out of her mouth and hangs to the left. She is sitting on a white transgender woman's lap.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
New OSHA card design just dropped.
A photographer of a white printed card with a crudely designed graphic with pastel shapes. An Acrostic of the word OSHA goes across the card reading "Occasional Sex Haver Awwwyeah!" in black comic sans font.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
until a few minutes before I made soup out of her, she looked like a floof ball.
two white dogs, a mini poodly something in the foreground and a maltese in the background. The poodle has one eye, and her tongue hangs out a little bit. The maltese is caught mid lick as he licks the air. They both sit on a bed.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It's cold. You better have some chicken poodle soup!
Small white dog, wet, in a wash bowl full of water. She looks pathetically cute.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I adore how this zoom participant is rendered exactly like a graphic from Quake.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I am unhappy with these leftover candies I found in my winter pants pockets... Will the disapantmints never cease?
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I'm sorry I said your big truck was 'gender affirming care', could you come pick me up? I.. I have to go to work.
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Queer Futures @queerfutures.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Back when I was digging up dead people.. even my sandwiches were happy.
A white transgender woman in a white hard hat and high visibility vest holding a peanut butter jelly sandwich up to her mouth. The bread looks like it has a smiley face.
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