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queasyanus

@queasyanus.bsky.social
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physicist that likes fart jokes

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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
*over torques your balls*
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I will reiterate that American Psycho is an 80s yuppie rehash of Crime and Punishment until I am 6 feet under
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Anton Hur @antonhur.com · 11/12/2024
5th person to be cured of HIV “Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.”
abcnews.go.com
5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV
Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
based and agilepilled
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
my liver transforms alcohol into diabolical dookies
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
mmmm chimken
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
the dead UHC CEO won’t see your jokes making light of his murder, but other CEOs could 🤠
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Too little too late.
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Smoke gasoline
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Is there a reason you chose to perform this study on classical hardware instead of neuromorphic hardware? The 30x speed up in combination with the low SWaP-C of neuromorphic hardware would be fantastic for edge computing applications.
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merl 🌳 @merl.is · 23/11/2024
the m series sand crystals got that human soul philosopher stone ass magic in em
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
snuck anal in there i see, Monsignor Buttz
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Any and all airplanes
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
roller coaster tycoon moment
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
this is the epitome of every single reinforcement learning youtube video i’ve ever seen watched
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
jerma is the only acceptable answer
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
i can write programs to run parallelized on national lab scale supercomputers and still don’t know how to center a div
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
sharting to the beat of the music outside the bathroom to feel included in the club
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
star trek opium den just dropped
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
goobernatorial
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
don’t give up soldier
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
me when i switch to drinking vodka over whiskey
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
i want YOU to hit your hourly vape quota
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
toes curled, shirt off, gripping the shower curtain, lifted off the seat shitting
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
himbimbularbingleboingus
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
poop cancelling bluetooth butt plug
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
cheesy anus
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
my life goal is to be able to fart so hard i become airborne. lockheed martin will fear my ability to deliver 4 ton payloads across the earth with my hypersonic ass blast
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
angry anus
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i just read and it pushed us both out of a window under suspicious circumstances
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i think she’s saying audiobooks count as reading, not sure
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i just read a himalayan salt lamp and it said that we are salt
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
american psycho is just a 1980s rehash of crime and punishment with an NYC yuppie instead of a russian peasant
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i tried WELCOME9 and my dog got vaporized by a predator drone
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
bro would make a fantastic british peasant
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
highway robbery
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
NFTs democratized ponzi schemes, now anyone can aspire to become their own bernie madoff
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i read your butthole and it says that you have a minor meniscus tear in your left knee
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
lil yachty poland
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
fardington
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
rusta whymes
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queasyanus @queasyanus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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