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@qubitsays.bsky.social
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•Tells computers how to do stuff •Glowy and flowy creature of the night •she/they Hot take: maybe we should make things better for everyone

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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 22h
static.klipy.com
Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
Alt: Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Its not scope creep, it's forward thinking
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Slide deck and gofundme in GitHub Check it out
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Breakdown at Trader Joe's is my midwest emo song of the week
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now on PC but worse
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Psycho bunny |2 kewl for yer top 8 :p| Rawr XD
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
0 - metaphysical
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was probably one of the other Patton Oswalts
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
or one of those 3d printed save icons 🤔💾
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*sniffle* I I wanted to fly over the ocean and and I asked for an Atlantic flight Then they said it was *Sniffle* Transatlantic 😭
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aw dang the one true platform isn't working. Guess I will go do the most punk rock shit ever.
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taking a 💩 on someones lawn like... Nooo it was the ai! It has a mind of its own 😭
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The whole point of rust is to prevent men from dangling pointers 😭
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#desquoot
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does it wander out of your ear while you sleep? Perhaps some kind of trap 🤔 #fiction
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dope
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've yet to hear a compelling argument as to why I would want Patreon over literally any other Eeveelution
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Memetic Entity is my favorite album from Cognitohazard
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My toxic trait is that I would exclaim "hulk smash"
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*dusts off the old crt*
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Very useful. Rolls back concurrent hormone writes if they interfere with Haskell replacement transactions.
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Untitled Philosophy Tube Project[1]
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*deletes nextdoor* If its not good enough for this influencer, its not good enough for me.
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
Alt: Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thankfully Haskell is available without a prescription
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ok, but can you chug water while you do it
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Astro scout: wow Wooooooow
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A dragon is basically a very hot burrito.
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Uhhhhh this is pretty much never necessary. We should be making use of the uwu meownad
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Things that make me not want to use their products
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ketchup of unknown origin
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Brain, please compose a witty comment in reply to this thread Ok, heres the classic song Dragostea Din Tei on loop for the next hour.
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This post makes me frumious
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There is no one size fits all advice. Consider speaking to a metatherapist for guidance.
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I was gonna sleep tonight. I guess I will read more about hyperfunctions instead 🤔
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🤔 I must find a stylist that can make me go faster
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
your identity function passes static type checking 😭
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
But have you seen the mascot for circuitpython
Cartoon python with a heart above its head coiled up next to a raspberry. They are logos for Circuit python and Raspberry pi
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
#altfactfriday Yeah but a mõnad is a burrito in the category of endofunctors
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Is Saddog a sad dog How am I supposed to sleep now
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I would hate having to install an app to configure my new ai cloud stove. Stove knob input is ideal.
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This reply is dedicated to the gay guy referenced above
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Same
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I meant the opposite! I figure thats been the major selling point that has pushed adoption of rust. Haskell is safe and achieves this with more flexibility imo. That being said, I think it would be cool to see more happen with linear types 😎
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
memory safety? You get garbage collection for free plus flexible ways to manage the c heap I think one could make a case to a CTO on the rust train
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Going to a secret collection to read occult knowledge on avian telepathy. Convenientlyyyyy states beforehand that they totally can't... Nothing to see here 🙄
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I track how much ice cream it takes for me to cope with the film. The rating is the optimally sized spoon for eating that quantity of ice cream.
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
👀
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
No side effects means you can eat as much as you want 🍴
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Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Everyone keeps telling me thats unsafe. Should I be concerned about repetitive stress injury?
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