Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 22hstatic.klipy.comJeff Goldblum: Well, There It IsAlt: Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is 000 0
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Breakdown at Trader Joe's is my midwest emo song of the week 020 2
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*sniffle* I I wanted to fly over the ocean and and I asked for an Atlantic flight Then they said it was *Sniffle* Transatlantic 😭 1100 10
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Aw dang the one true platform isn't working. Guess I will go do the most punk rock shit ever. 070 7
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Taking a 💩 on someones lawn like... Nooo it was the ai! It has a mind of its own 😭 110 1
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The whole point of rust is to prevent men from dangling pointers 😭 080 8
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Does it wander out of your ear while you sleep? Perhaps some kind of trap 🤔 #fiction 000 0
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I've yet to hear a compelling argument as to why I would want Patreon over literally any other Eeveelution 000 0
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Memetic Entity is my favorite album from Cognitohazard 040 4
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Very useful. Rolls back concurrent hormone writes if they interfere with Haskell replacement transactions. 021 2
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026*deletes nextdoor* If its not good enough for this influencer, its not good enough for me. 000 0
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comJeff Goldblum: Well, There It IsAlt: Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is 010 1
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Thankfully Haskell is available without a prescription 010 1
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Uhhhhh this is pretty much never necessary. We should be making use of the uwu meownad 020 2
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Brain, please compose a witty comment in reply to this thread Ok, heres the classic song Dragostea Din Tei on loop for the next hour. 020 2
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 22/07/2026There is no one size fits all advice. Consider speaking to a metatherapist for guidance. 110 1
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I was gonna sleep tonight. I guess I will read more about hyperfunctions instead 🤔 000 0
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 01/05/2026#altfactfriday Yeah but a mõnad is a burrito in the category of endofunctors 010 1
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I would hate having to install an app to configure my new ai cloud stove. Stove knob input is ideal. 020 2
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 19/04/2026This reply is dedicated to the gay guy referenced above 020 2
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I meant the opposite! I figure thats been the major selling point that has pushed adoption of rust. Haskell is safe and achieves this with more flexibility imo. That being said, I think it would be cool to see more happen with linear types 😎 110 1
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 14/04/2026memory safety? You get garbage collection for free plus flexible ways to manage the c heap I think one could make a case to a CTO on the rust train 100 1
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Going to a secret collection to read occult knowledge on avian telepathy. Convenientlyyyyy states beforehand that they totally can't... Nothing to see here 🙄 020 2
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I track how much ice cream it takes for me to cope with the film. The rating is the optimally sized spoon for eating that quantity of ice cream. 000 0
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 12/02/2026No side effects means you can eat as much as you want 🍴 110 1
Qubit @qubitsays.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Everyone keeps telling me thats unsafe. Should I be concerned about repetitive stress injury? 000 0