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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist

@quantumham.bsky.social

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Minnesotan. AuDHD. Pro-human. Trans rights are human rights.

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Camel cigarettes ad featuring Joe Camel on a motorcycle, offering a full pack of cigarettes to the viewer

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I highly recommend a hopper-style mandoline to everyone! Faster than your normal mandoline, zero chance of slicing your finger.

A hopper style mandoline. The machine is white with green accents. The hopper chute contains a potato, and there are several thin potato slices in the receptacle.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

ARCHER POSTING!

Orlando Bloom as Legolas in Lord of the Rings, gonna do bow shooty

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Free Palestine in the Knicks font

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Much better

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It's a little small

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This is probably fine.

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Well shit - those reports of someone getting shot this morning at an Eid service in Shakopee at Canterbury Park were legit.

Facebook post from the Shakopee, MN police department.

MEDIA RELEASE: This morning (May 27) at approximately 9:55 a.m. Shakopee Police officers responded to a weapons complaint at Canterbury Park. Officers found a 26-year-old male with multiple gun shot wounds. The victim was transferred to HCMC. He was attending a prayer service at the Expo. We are actively working to identify the involved individuals. Anyone with information should contact Shakopee Police Department at 952-445-1411.

A patch for the Shakopee Police is at the bottom.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I mean.

Debbie Mazar looking absolutely amazing in Space Truckers (1996)

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

With an assist from this guy over here

Paul Reiser as Burke in Aliens, next to a tube with something gross in it

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

New awesome protest art. I need "We Put the Ope in Hope" on a shirt.

Two posters. The top is green with orange accents showing Godzilla destroying helicopters with fire breath reading ICE OUT! Lower is gradient blue text on a white background reading We Put the Ope in Hope.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

The cover of How to Talk Minnesotan, a book, by Howard Mohr

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Be careful out there, my Minnesotans!

A screenshot from accuweather.com, for the Payne/Phalen area of the Twin Cities. The overnight temperature will be -21 F, with a windchill below -50 F. There is an Extreme Cold Warning alert from 9pm Thursday to 12pm Friday.

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

A scene from Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

lol these dorks made challenge coins for this

Two people looking at ICE/FBI challenge coins and operational documents reportedly taken from an abandoned ICE vehicle

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

MN is not playing.

A take on the Minnesota state flag, "Laser Loon" edition. A loon, in MN state flag blues and a North Star, has a Gadsen flag snake in its beak. The snake has been decapitated by the loon's laser eyes.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Hail! Minnesota

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Insta-block

A skeet from user Microwaved Brisket (powellperaltarip) shitting on Prince, which I won't repeat.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Debi Mazar in disguise in the criminally underrated Space Truckers look at me for more than six seconds challenge

Debi Mazar in Space Truckers (1996) looking criminally attractive

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

A skeet from Marlo (@marlo.ooo) made a few minutes before this one.

"hey don't unfollow me i just gotta do something for a sec. you can screenshot this post to share the message. thanks :)"

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Great job you feckless fucking ghoul

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Took my own advice

From user Alice in Keynes: Ever consider there could be an even bigger sense of profound betrayal in the Every Person Hurt By Trump's Policies Who Understood The Assignment Well Enough To Vote Against Them community about the trans people and other Leftist dilettantes who sat out the most consequential election of our lives?

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Not on that full @nixanadoo.com grind, but this is my afternoon.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

A pink triangle on a black background. White text reads SILENCE = DEATH.

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Aurora borealis!

Aurora in the sky, red and green. A pair of pine trees in the foreground.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

A sign in the Zohran Mamdani graphical design style, that says Teenage Ninjas for Mutant Turtles

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Bluesky these days, but unironically

A Tumblr post and comment.

Drakensberg-blog (Nov. 28, 2012): The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

Poupon (Nov. 28, 2012): how dare you say we piss on the poor

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

THIS MENU WHAT THE FUCK

An incomprehensible menu in an incomprehensible AI-generated video game. The image appears to be of a military guy on a building roof in a city, looking at two HVAC systems merging into each other on a different building, where another military guy is looking at a fire escape designed by M. C. Escher.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

The 1919 tattoo actually has a reasonable explanation. When you see the whole thing, it's clear that it's celebrating the Trail Fixing Collective, which was founded in 1919.

Graham Platner's Trail Fixing Collective tattoo, on his upper right arm. The coverup of Platner's Nazi tattoo is visible on his chest.

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Frame from The Simpsons, Dr. Nick is in a surgical theater with a nurse watching on. He's singing, "The knee bone's connected to the... Something..."

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

WELP. A significant reduction in the gravitas here.

A spaceship built to look like a forklift flies through space which is green for some reason.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

No new pictures, where are you mentally

A white 3D printed ghost on a kitchen counter. The ghost has a large butt and appears to be twerking.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Same guy

A dog with skinny legs and a round body is standing on its rear legs, looking a lot like the guy in an above photo who himself looks like Gru from Despicable Me due to some tragic fashion choices.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

On the one hand I know this is a rage-bait advertising campaign, on the other it is genuinely frustrating.

A pair of digital subway ads for Artisan, an AI company. The largest says "Stop Hiring Humans" and "The Era of AI Employees Is Here". The smaller says "Artisans Won't Spend Half the Year on Holiday". Both feature a picture meant to represent their AI assistant Ava, a femme-presenting white person.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

An Onion headline: "Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes'"

Underneath, a picture of a cartoonishly attired Irish-American man with a half-drunk glass of green beer in a bar.

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

An image of the character Red Green, of the Red Green Show, holding a bat'leth. The supertitle reads, "Remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you honorable."

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Scene from the Simpsons. Troy McClure sits on a rattan chair by a body of water. He's saying, "You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid!""

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

How am I doing? Well...

Poster for the RiffTrax presentation of Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son, altered to turn Saturn into Santa, who is devouring one of his elves.

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Best pie dish #TwinPeaks

A ceramic pie dish with two cherries in the center. Text around the outside says "This must be where pies go when they die." A pair of "R"s tell us this is from the Double R Diner from the series Twin Peaks. A 2017 trademark and copyright credit Twin Peaks directly.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

A comic about Columbo surprising an astronaut murderer on another planet. The comic is from the POV of the murderer.

Panel 1: The astronaut appears to have bludgeoned their four colleagues with a crowbar.
Panel 2: The astronaut drives a vehicle to a building labeled Hab 01.
Panel 3: The astronaut puts their hand on a panel to open the door to the hab unit. It turns green and goes "BEEP!"
Panel 4: The door opens to reveal Columbo, with his standard trenchcoat and cigar, holding a packet. He says, "Sir, is this instant mashed p'tater?" The astronaut's hand is still on the panel.
Panel 5: The astronaut's hand is no longer on the panel, but a bloody handprint is left behind. Columbo smiles, saying, "Lemme tellya, in our house, we have _real_ mashed p'taters every Sunday. But y'know what? I think I actually _prefer_ this stuff!"
Panel 6: The astronaut attempts to wipe the blood from the panel with a cloth. Columbo says, "Don't tell Mrs. Columbo I said that, sir."

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Look at this asshole here

Scammer has forgotten their display name and account name are different

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

Natural: a hand grasping a hotdog, showing arm bones
Un-natural: a hand using a mouse, showing Saddam Hussein hiding in the arm

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

A picture of Char Aznable from Mobile Suit Gundam, appearing to say the following from Tumblr user pathologising:

"they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely"

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

If you see this, post a vampire.

Klaus Kinski as Count Dracula in Werner Herzog's Nosferatu (1979)

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 21/09/2024

Tweet from @Burcol

JACKIE CHUN CONFIRMED FOR DRAGON BALL SPARKING ZERO!

weird how he looks like master roshi???

Picture is of Jackie Chun as an alternate skin for Master Roshi, who definitely doesn't thinly disguise himself as Jackie Chun on occasion.

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Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 12/09/2024

It's a solid recipe

A pan of seared Brussels sprouts

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 08/09/2024

One ink color to your three. Half as thick. Dishonorable.

The Chad Greatest Generation challenge coin vs. whatever the hell that other one is.

Sinister Minnesotan, Quantum Hamologist @quantumham.bsky.social · 06/09/2024

This place rules

A Bluesky conversation where I pointed Hunter Walker at Ed Zitron for good AI reporting, then Ed showed up and he and Hunter interacted and it was cool.