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Ian Shaw

@quantockian.bsky.social
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Musings from cyderspace. Yer be dragons. #BWFC #Games and puns

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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 12h
Remember “Right Turn” from the late 60s, by Rhodes Boyson?
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 13h
#DrivingInASongOrMovie The Fore! Musketeers
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 20h
'2 year suspended sentence and 200 hours community service/unpaid work' "Imagine the carnage if this guy was brown!......" via We Demand UK
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Matthew Wright @matthew-wright.bsky.social · 19h
MICHAEL ROSEN!! 😍❤️😍❤️
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 03/10/2026
Kemistry sounds like a sticky-floor nightclub that got closed down in 2013 for fire safety reasons
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 22h
I tried similarly and they ended up calling me a liar. They asked did I have a device, I said I have a smart TV (I don’t). Theeeyyy. . .said “That’s an appliance” I said “It’s a device” They called me a liar and hung up. That’s life.
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Simple as possible - not simpler @ockamsrazor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@matthew-wright.bsky.social’s brilliant programme, on @lbc.co.uk this morning: Cat B prison build costs £600k per cell. That’s a £30bn capital cost, then there is £2.25bn pa running cost (based on £45k per prisoner). Given prisoner mental health, literacy levels, recidivism……new model needed.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
‘Fingers’ to your friends?
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t know but they make Edwina Currie look like Princess Diana.
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Cool G @colg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ToysOrGamesInFilmsAndSongs 🎶Are Friends Scalextric?
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She’s leading you by the nose.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ToysOrGamesInFilmsAndSongs Gonks Go Beat !
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Strait of houmous?
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pearly Spencer?
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All I can see is a limp dick. Is that one of them?
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bomber may not have intended to harm people, but he certainly intended not to give a shit if he did.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Surfing Bird
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Plus we still have the principle of making an example of someone.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForSoft Chattanooga Poo Poo By The Andrex Sisters
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForSoft My Perfect Cushion
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ring Of Fur.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Knight Of The Genitals
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Ian McMillan @imcmillan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First cup of tea: bespoke, unique, unrepeatable.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toyah has let herself go.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Knight Of The Genitals.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MusicianMusicMashup SkaFace
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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MusicianMusicMashup Rock Wakeman
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hacker T Dog 

WHAT D'YOU MEAN, 'NORMAL MEN'?
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yee haa!
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pyrex Of The Iberian
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Gareth Bouch @garethbouch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely make sure you read and subscribe to @bylinetimes.bsky.social - Superb publication, and excellent independent journalism. 👉 subscribe.bylinetimes.com
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Come Join Our Quest for Truth – Byline Times
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Simon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My "American Week" for @tomswarbrick.bsky.social's programme on the UK's @lbc.co.uk. This week: Trump finally gets on the campaign trail, though Republican candidates may regret it; Tennessee brutally botches an execution; and Pete Hegseth talks offensive nonsense. 🎧: audioboom.com/posts/895988...
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October 2, 2026 - "American Week": Trump belatedly hits the campaign trail, and Tennessee brutally botches an execution
Simon's weekly chronicle of events in the United States for Tom Swarbrick's Friday drivetime programme on the UK's LBC.  Listen live at 5:50 every Friday, or find it here on demand afterwa...
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MethodsInASongOrMovie I Got Rhythm
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wasn’t Badenoch hobnobbing with Murdoch last week, at his expense?
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In addition to being the UK's most Kremlin-sanctioned newspaper, Byline Times has now been banned two years running from both Conservative and Reform UK party conferences. Judge us by our critics, and subscribe to support our work: subscribe.bylinetimes.com @peterjukes.bsky.social
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Duper’s Delight.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When, as a Catholic, I attended Benediction service we used to say a prayer at the end “For The Conversion Of England”
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But robots with lanyards?!
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What if one's adopted?
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“We’ll Take Out The Ashes In The Morning” Lovely.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Due to that idiot Anthony Barber.
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Mark Pack @markpackuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
State of Play: revisiting a classic BBC political drama buff.ly/XSXY2ng
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State of Play: a classic BBC political drama revisited
Mark and Cory begin their two-part series on the classic TV series State of Play by discussing episode one.
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 01/10/2026
(Or something. That's how I remember it.)
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 01/10/2026
This is a brilliant, gripping drama, right up to the moment they reveal that the whole murderous conspiracy is about suppressing a report from the Transport Select Committee.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, and they even want us, ffs.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is advertising it as “satire” in itself satirical?
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah it’s great but I did say to you in a separate post that your column “as told to” now telegraphs the joke and even has a “satire” banner. Part of the fun was reading letters from those who were taken in.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s going to be a bumpy night.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord.” There was still a choice of gods back then.
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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEthics Dutiful Dreamer
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