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CH00CHLiNG.

@quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social
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host of quantifiably bitchy: a hannibal podcast baltimore. she/her. indulging in my fandoms while the world burns. 🫦🔪 Quantifiably Bitchy Episode 9 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkEufmiEN8 Linktree: linktr.ee/quantifiablybtchy

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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m going to make it through this year if it kills me.
Screenshot from Apple Music of the song this year by the mountain goats. The album cover art is a silhouette of a tree with a sunset behind it
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Life is so unserious bc wdym I got my iud out today and this iud shaped moth visited me the night before??
A photo of a plume moth that looks like a small white t shaped iud
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
🤭 #hannibal
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Depression can’t hit a moving target #hannibal
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Oh I make gifs now. The ADHD never stills. #hannibal
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hi friends it’s giveaway time on TikTok as a thank you for one season of Quantifiably B*tchy so head over there to enter! #hannibal
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
His and hers. I’ll be doing a TikTok giveaway for the one on the right next month. #hannibal
Two bejeweled Hannibal masks with a Will Graham pop in the middle
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Framed and hung #hannibal
Completed cross stitch of a death head moth in a black filigree frame
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Hello this cunty fur collar. He has my fave costuming throughout #hannibal
Raul Esparza as Frederick Chilton in Hannibal wearing a jacket with a fluffy fur collar
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Prepping for episode 11 of QB. Ready to talk about this little shit with y’all #hannibal
Raul Esparza as Frederick Chilton in Hannibal reading a book with a magnifying class
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
All done! Now I just need to iron, felt the back and frame. I’ll put the pattern in the replies #hannibal
Completed cross stitch of a death head moth
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Added some more yellow in today #hannibal
Death head moth cross stitch progress
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Added some color today #hannibal
Death head moth cross stitch progress
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
He’s got all of his bones! #hannibal
Cross stitch progress of a death head moth
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The beginnings of what will be a little death head moth #hannibal
Cross stitch progress of a death head moth
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Thanks for a good year my little ferals! Episode 9 is live! #hannibal
2025 podcast recap: 1 year podcasting, 9 eps published, 240 downloads 22 countries 408 minutes
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
At the end of the day I’m an idiot first. New episode of QB will be out 12/31! #hannibal
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ate this look up I fear
Selfie of me wearing glasses, faux freckles and a split bang
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Husband surprised me with a perfectly cursed early Xmas gift #hannibal
Frederick Chilton mini figure from Titans vinyl
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Me and my delusions are VERY excited for Dust Bunny #hannibal @bryanfuller.bsky.social
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Will he ever get a break? (Lowk hope not 🤭) #Hannibal
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving to ME.
Abbey Lee miller smiling with her tongue out and her hands up
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Just shot ep 8 of QB today and this was my face after the Alana/Will kiss. Dancy can kiss on screen god damn #hannibal
A pic of me giggling with my hand on my face
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
How it feels having no meetings today
A hand throwing a bra into the blue sky
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
If we can get a Pushing Daises S3 there is always hope for a #Hannibal s4 okay? And that is on god, the devil, and the great red dragon. Clock it. @bryanfuller.bsky.social
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
If no s4 then why s4 shaped??? 🤭 #hannibal
Selfie of Bryan fuller mads Mikkelson and Hugh Dancy in 2025 at a showing of Dust Bunny
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This is from episode 6 but I have to post it bc Chilton. New episode Friday! #hannibal
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
#wednesday100 writing a little fun tropey silly #svu body swap fic.
Rafael winced, “How do you wear a bra every single day” he tugged at the underwire.

“Well, I don’t always wear one.” she smirked, “But also you should be lucky I didn’t make you wear heels.” 

“A small blessing.”

“Rafael, I am literally in a three piece suit right now. This is basically a designer iron maiden. I would take my clothes any day of the week” she said as she tugged at her collar.

“Well we can certainly arrange that by switching back.”

“You act like I’m preventing it from happening.”

“We should have never gone to that stupid party. I was right.”	

“Hardly. Potentially getting cursed is not a normal reason to avoid going out, by the way.”
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Fuck
The dumb one
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
A little lazy Nadja for your feed
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Me writing these Kinktober prompts tbh. I’m shakespearecatt on ao3 if smutty #svu is your thing 🤪
Text post black on white that says “laughs maniacally with a sexual undertone”
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
How can you NOT ship them?? 🥹 happy #svu day to everyone who celebratesssss
Carisi and Barba from SVU laughing in the courthouse
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Did I just order a second #hannibal mask to bejewel and give away for Halloween??? Yes, yes I did.
Selfie of me wearing my hand jeweled homemade mask inspired by nbc Hannibal. Mask 3D printed by themoderngeek on Etsy
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Fuck this ep of QB is jam packed with excellent shots and details. Chilton's cunty ass lil sports car parked directly out front of the hospital?????????? #hannibal
shot from s1e6 of nbc hannibal it is a symmetrical exterior shot of the bhsci - a tall stone building with golden trees - chiltons red tiny sports car is parked directly out front. Jacks SVU sits parked behind it
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
#hannibal
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Y’all I am filming episode 6 of QB today and LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHOT. Oh this is gonna be funnnn #hannibal
S1 E6 of Hannibal. On the left side in the foreground of the shot a bearded and coiffed Chilton speaks. In the right background two stag bust silhouettes sit on a table behind him
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
TA DAAAAAA #hannibal
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Spreading my obsession at the local coffee shop with one of my stickers from @felixffern.bsky.social (barba one is me too ofc) #hannibal
Collection of stickers on a support beam at my local coffee shop. I added a sticker of will and Hannibal and another of Rafael Barba
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
In other better news look what came in today! Gonna bejewel the FUCKKK outta this thing #hannibal
Me wearing a white Hannibal mask (nbc version not the movie version)
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Me? Oh nothing just thinking about the shape of Chiltons suit in Yakimono #hannibal
A shot of Raul Esparza as Dr Frederick Chilton in NBC’s Hannibal. Episode title Yakimono. Dr Chiltons back is facing the camera in his white barren apartment. His suit is grey plaid and has really pointy shoulder pads and a super tiny waist
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
#hannibal
“I long for our souls
To be so deeply intertwined,
That Death himself would weep
When faced with the thought 
Of separating us.

-dd”
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@bryanfuller.bsky.social is gonna edge me straight into the grave it seems #hannibal
Bryan Fuller and Brian Reitzell standing outside of the exterior of Hannibal’s office in Toronto
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Every day we stray further from God’s country
Screenshot from instagram advertising ai chat bots. The first one is “a literal horse” and the second one is just “egg”
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Tyler giving Wednesday dead flowers and a death threat?? Like sorry but they work
Megan thee stallion biting her finger and scrunching her nose in a flirtatious way
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This after a night out. #hannibal
BTS from NBCs Hannibal. Laurence, Mads and Hugh sit around a table adorned with different foods and bones
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Mizumono/Italy on #Hannibals wiki page tbh
Wikipedia style stop down that says “betrayal” and “serving cunt”
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
#Hannibal
Text post that reads “mouth of the wolf eyes of the lamb”
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
End of summer ✨
Selfie of me and my husband at the pool. Picture of my legs in the pool and my husband giggling Candid photo of my husband giggling with a towel on his legs
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Like WHO is referring them??? (each other) New episode of Quantifiably B*tchy out tomorrow 10am EST #hannibal
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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This photo existing in 2025 is a powerful and hilarious testament to fandom spaces. My bad the first pic i posted was ai (kill me) BUT THE POINT STILL STANDS WITH THE REAL PIC #hannibal
Mads and Hugh holding hands at Osaka comic con
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